mayday//YOU UPGRADEmag// may 8.  2001
The UPGRADEmag is a global edutainment round-up ‘broadcast’ weekly to =[9537]= Trance// New Age// Alternative// Activist folks who have been recommended to the Parallel YOUniversity/ Megatripolis Dance Dept as "showing signs of life".  Since many choose to forward it to their own lists, we estimate 19,000+ recipients. And, because of its less 'specialist' content, it's increasingly being posted on a variety of sites worldwide, making a total weeky ‘readership’ of, conservatively, 200,000+

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E IS FOR ENLIGHTENMENT! YOU 2358
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** LETTER OF THE WEEK **

-       a comment on MAY DAY submitted by the Mermaid -

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE - WE HAD SOMETHING RATHER IMPORTANT TO SAY
WE took one day out of many to speak for the disenfranchised and voiceless around the world, and to prove that we are not alone in doing so.  One day of legitimate protest that spread our message globally and turned the normal balance of media-reporting on its head.  Five thousand people creating headline news all over the world.
For one day - the cost of which is a tiny fraction of the tax “offset” daily by major corporations.  Do not adjust your set, reality is being realigned as you watch.
A whole generation raised on fairy stories, comic-book heroes and James Bond, has now realised there really are evil goblins, masterminds and villains out to take over the world. 
Where are the good fairies, super-heroines and intelligence agents to match?  These we must create and become ourselves.  Armed with information, open access technologies, imagination and most importantly humour we can creatively fight back. 
Our dreams and stories have been culture-jacked and marketed back to us.  It’s time to create new ones, stories of bravery and taking responsibility for our actions.  We must also re-evaluate those we already have
.  Parables, fables and traditional stories have never been more relevant or valuable, speaking to each of us on an emotional, primal level.  Without creating a kind of personal revelation, how can we re-connect the individuals behind their secure walls of habit back to what’s really out there?
We must gently yet firmly wake corporations, consumers and communities from their illusions, delusions and addictions to the status quo.
Bring on the shock-troobadours, for this is going to be a difficult time for those that are asleep.  They'll need guidance when they awake, and we must prepare ourselves to give it them.

the mermaid xx

YOU 2356        "Here, eat this root."  2000 B.C.

WED MAY 9               UFO FULL DISCLOSURE PRESS CONFERENCE
Steven Greer of CSETI.org, is finally launching his full-frontal attack on alleged government cover-up of UFOs & related anti-grav/free energy research.
He's busting out a handful of "unimpeachable" government & military witnesses at the
National Press Club in Washington DC.
Live webcast Wednesday starting at 1pm PST
http://www.connectlive.com/events/disclosureproject/
www.disclosureproject.org

YOU 2357        "That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer instead."  1000 A.D

London
“E” IS FOR ENLIGHTENMENT
East London boy Guru Dave Oshana played for the second time to capacity crowds at Fraser Clark’s Den of Enlightenment in Camberwell-Brixton.
It was standing room only as seasoned ravers and clubbers, still sweating from their physical exertions on the dance-floor, eagerly crammed into a corridor to catch a glimpse of Guru Dave demonstrating his unique “questions and answers” approach to enlightenment.
Dave was dialoguing with Kate, a pretty Cambridge under-graduate, who'd been treated by shamans after breaking her back in the Amazon jungle.
Scenes from the “The Matrix” played in the background, as Kate recounted the unusual phenomenon which had occurred when she last met Dave.
Initially, she'd been nervous and aware of the audience. But as Dave spoke she became calm, and then suddenly - he disappeared
Dave related how he had repeatedly attempted to keep Kate out of trance.  Kate declared that she wanted to develop her full potential, but was concerned that a female Buddha did not have boyfriends.  Dave reassured her, “Nothing has to change.”  The normally reserved British audience started to act like they were on the Oprah Winfrey show.
They cheered when Dave exclaimed, “We are all blissful and happy inside” and egged Kate on to “Go for it!”  Kate described how she suddenly and unaccountably felt peaceful.
Dave left the club at 5am. How many gurus do you know who would do that?

YOU 2358        

San Francisco
FRI MAY 11              THE RETURN of AMBIENT GROOVE TEMPLE
The magical club night of spirit-filled grooves and sacred spaces re-births itself at a bigger venue.
TEMPLE DANCEFLOOR:
Medicine Drum (live), Bhakti (live), DJ Lorin AMBIENT SANCTUARY: DJ Goz (Radio-V.com), DJ Wunjo (Radio-V.com), DJ Chika (IgNite), DJ Alex (UK/Medicine Drum)
VISIONARY DISCUSSION CIRCLE: 8.30-9.30pm:  New edge visionary discussion with
Michael  Gosney on the "power of community" and special
guest speakers:
Larry Harvey - founder of Burning Man, Johnathon Youtt -Instigator of the Cell Space, and Chris Deckker - Founder of Earthdance.
RITUAL THEATRE: Special multi media "birth of spring" ritual performance featuring a huge cast of fairies and elves.  Come dressed in forest attire.
PLUS Organic food, drumming circles, healing area, visionary video walls etc
2050 Bryant St. 8pm till late   $15.  TICKETS: Distractions 415-2528751, Curiosas 831-4233208, FAIRFAX MARIN: Earthdance Int.- 415-4530658
Stay tuned at www.ambientgroove.com
All proceeds to non-profit foundation "Earthdance - the Global Dance Party for Peace".
www.earthdance.org  Supported by www.radiov.com
www.ambientgroove.com

YOU 2359        "That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion."  1850 A.D.

FRI MAY 18      PLANET ANGEL @ IMP GARDENS
Now using THREE rooms of the club.
The split-level
Chill Bar continues to offer a range of specialist treatments to calm the mind and soul, including Big Jenga, Lego, projections and carefully blended chilled tunes by expert DJ's.
Grand Opening of the new
Front Room, where party spirit is infused by certified DJs trained in the preparation of funky, bumpy, eclectic, ear linctus!  The original Planet Angel art canvasses and plasticene are featured in this group therapy room, the combination of invigorating lighting and areas for rhythmic movement provide the perfect environmental middle-ground for non-critical cases!
For those needing intense treatments, the
Main Room provides relentless audio massage (uplifting global trance and progressive house). 
ALSO: literature Alley, the Twinkly Zone, and communal chatting areas.
Imperial Gardens, 299 Camberwell New Road, London, SE5  (Oval tube)  10pm - 6am  £8 before 11, £10 thereafter.
For info on booking a place on the coach from Brighton visit and other info:-
http://www.planetangel.net

YOU 2360

SAT MAY 26          NORMAN'S RAVING MAD BIRTHDAY REUNION XTRAVAGANZA!
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I have got really into your "Mag".  I thought it was "junk" when I first received it, but have got a lot out of it since the ecstasy "debate".  Keep 'em good, keep 'em coming.
Johnnyb (Kindergarten, PowerFM, Jazzysounds, Woodys, Bomb Squad, Woosh etc.)

YOU 2361        
"That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill"  1940 A.D.

THURS MAY 17    SANSCAPES
Album Launch Party In aid of the San Bushmen of Southern Africa
In possibly the most exciting collaboration of 2001, the Bushmen of the
Kalahari Desert will bring their tribal rhythms and ancient sounds to 21st century urban grooves with the aid of some of the very best global producers.
Live performances by
the Bushmen, Pops Mohamed, Zena Edwards, Marc Woolford (Soul Drummers), Smadj, U-cef, Pete Lockett and Greg Hunter.
DJ's - Mario Cee, Nelson Dilation, Simon Emmerson (Afro Celt Sound System), Rita Ray, Phil Meadley
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane (opp Vibe Bar) £10/6 concs.  8pm-2am.  Reservations/Nicola - 01903 260 033 or ndibben@melt2000.com
All proceeds from album sales to WIMSA -
Working Groups of Indigenous Minorities in Southern Africa
hwells@melt2000.com

YOU 2362        "That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic"  1985 A.D.

YOU FEEDBACK
I profoundly disagree about cannabis: someone I know well spent 18 years trying to end his addiction to cannabis which nearly ruined his marriage and his family. Even though most who use it may well not go on to heavier stuff, most who use heavier stuff have used cannabis in the past ... Duncan McNair

the disagreement may be profound.  the insight is anything but. 
some
further reading for duncan: pay particular attention to the hasty generalisation and post hoc fallacies.  and after honing your logical skills to occam-like sharpness, why not check out some real research?
apologies for my sarcasm. it's because i'm a bad person.
xcx
craig/japan
i am not responsible.
-you-
Smear tactics about the Netherlands
I find your mag interesting and have recommended it here in Germany to the SONICS newsgroup (on the same wavelength).  However, you included a letter from somebody (Duncan) containing some completely false information about the Netherlands, which you then tacitly agreed with in your comment.
The Dutch home secretary (which one?) never made any statement of the sort quoted. The writer of the letter quoted no name, no date, no place, no text.  In other words it sounds like pure fantasy based on ignorance and fear (+ zenophobia probably); but by not challenging Duncan's statements you accept them on his terms.
Tim J Gluckman

- i hope my publishing of a letter doesn't mean i agree with it.  indeed, i don't think anyone who reads the UP regularly could possibly think that!  :)
-you-
Dear Fraser,
Do you know who Duncan McNair is?
He is a Lord and an active scientologist.
gurugossip@yahoo.com

- that sounds likely - they're normally so hysterically 'correct' except where money is concerned, and they make a lot of money 'curing' people 'on 'drugs'.
i love 'guru gossip'! - u got anything on me? 
or on
guru dave who does enlightenment intensives at the Den of E?
-you-
someone I know well spent 18 years trying to end his addiction to cannabis which nearly ruined his marriage and his family.
Because many people are alcoholics, should we therefore ban alcohol?  Because some adrenaline-junkie dies skiing, should we ban winter sports?  Or should we allow the overwhelming majority who can do an activity harmlessly the right to do it, and use tax from their use to offer help to those few who have a problem?
Even though most who use it may well not go on to heavier stuff, most who use heavier stuff have used cannabis in the past.
Most cannabis users never use any other illegal drug; it's no 'gateway', it's more of a terminus.
Look at what happened when Alaska legalised cannabis. Expenditure on crime and health problems dramatically increased and, after five or six years, a referendum changed the policy back to what it had been previously.
Have you been to Alaska? Cold places have huge problems with drug abuse; look at Scandinavian alcoholism, etc. 
When states in the USA decriminalized in the '70s, use of cannabis did not go up. When the Netherlands decriminalised in 1976, use went *down* until 1982, and only rose in line (or less) with prohibitive countries. Young people's use of cannabis in the Netherlands is just over half that of the UK, where it is illegal.
The oft-quoted success of Holland's liberal policy on cannabis ignores the disaster behind the scenes of increasing heavier drug use.
This is untrue. The rate of 'hard' drug use in the Netherlands is steadily decreasing. The average age of Dutch heroin addicts is 43 and increasing. In the UK it's 27 and decreasing. Decriminalisation of cannabis has separated cannabis from the 'hard' drugs market.
In addition, the Dutch Home Secretary said that their policy on drugs 'has regrettably made Holland the crime capital of the world'
Has that person never been to South Africa, or the UK or the USA?
On a visit to Europe, US drugs Czar Barry McCaffrey said that the Netherlands has a murder rate 8 times that of the US, and it's all because they have a gentler approach to drugs.
McCaffrey later had to retract the statement when it became clear that the Dutch murder rate is less than a quarter that of the USA.
Merrick
x

I bet that only got reported on page 7! - fraser.

YOU 2363        "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root"  2000 A.D.

THURS MAY 10    JULIAN COPE @ HACKNEY OCEAN
The Arch-Drude.
270 Mare Street, Hackney, E8   £15.  0208 986 5336
headheritage@easynet.co.uk
 
http://www.headheritage.co.uk/
FRI MAY 11 Blackheath Halls, 23 Lee Road: 0208 463 0100

YOU 2364
 
I really enjoy reading your parallel viewpoints... very interesting and entertaining brainfood.
Any more theories on the Bilderberg conspirators????
Just a thought... if there are O-regions, does that suggest that death is a Portal to travel, unencumbered, to other worlds?????.
Tell me your thoughts.

PH@kickinmusic.

on conspiracies I'm pretty much with bob anton wilson: the one thing we can be damn sure about is that no conspiracy has yet achieved dominance because, if it had, life would be a hell of a lot tougher for us than it is now.
just about everybody I know is part of some kinda conspiracy - working in groups for a larger end is another way of defining it.  a fairly natural process then.  but, in the end, it's only fully conscious people who can work 'together' to reach the larger end.
your comment on O-regions I wholeheartedly agree with!  i suspect, though, that we already travel quite a bit in these other realms but 'forget' it in our 'conscious minds' (ie closed down to handle a limited, defined amount of input).
- fraser.

YOU 2365
Brighton, UK
SAT MAY 12 - 14 BRIGHTON FESTIVAL
3 Days on the seafront FREE!  181-191 Kings Road Arches.
02085093353;
christofu@continentaldrifts.uk.com

YOU 2366

Good to see the little quote from Houston Smith and the Prophet's Conference, New York.  Way to go.  I attended the last one in Palm Springs (there's a seeker born every minute) to help Bob Wilson around in his wheelchair, what a great trip!
They are great events but, as a DJ, i realized the lack of appeal to my peers, yet the teachings within hold the mainline link to liberation and some understanding of our world.
Yesterday i visited Berkeley to see the great
Dzogchen master Chogyam Norbu.  From that i gained some recommended insight about conduct of body, speech and mind.  I wish everybody could see the results obtained by a little reflection and understanding of the dharma.
Fly Agaric

YOU 2367

New York
FRI MAY 18-20   THE PROPHETS' CONFERENCE
This one brings together an unprecedented faculty made up of Ram Dass, Huston Smith, Gregg Braden, Gabrielle Roth, Ralph Metzner, Stanislav Grof, Riane Eisler, Michio Kaku, Oriah Mountain Dreamer, Robert Anton Wilson, Russell Targ, Peter Gorman, and John Mack.
The Cathedral of Saint John the Divine.  Call toll-free 1-888-777-5981 for information and registration
http://www,greatmystery.org/nyconference.html

YOU 2368

I am sooo disappointed that I did not see you this Saturday!  A big group of us piled in the car and drove down from the Garden of England to go to your den to be enlightened, but after spending 45 minutes outside shivvering in the cold, and being not much closer to the door, we gave up.  I am really sad about that because I have been to most of your Warp experiences and the pre-den of enlightenment party.  I know this is clearly a sign of a popular event, but the security at the Imperial Gardens should pull their finger out and not spend so much time harassing fun-loving criminals at the door!
Hope I can see you at another one, maybe we will have to try and get there very early.
Loved the short interview in The Big Issue, I thought your comment on "sex having given you up years ago" was a direct challenge to all hot blooded women out there to sort you out, very funny! Any results yet????
Hope the party was a great success, how did the debates go??

x x x
elayne
***(great ruaha)***

YOU 2368

SUN MAY 13      MOTHERS DAY  A Clarion Call
England has long been considered the planet's Heart Chakra. Our Heart Chakra is the Center of Love through which the Feminine Aspect of our Mother-God enters the physical plane of Earth. (Masculine Father-God Center of Power is in our Throat Chakra)
England has always brought to the World the awareness of the Elemental Kingdom, and Humanity's need to revere and cooperate with nature and the Earth. Our Mother-God nurtures and sustains the Elemental Kingdom of earth, air, water and fire elements as well as the plants, animals and the entire Nature Kingdom.
The Nature Kingdom in England is going through a facet of the Divine Plan
designed to shock the mass consciousness of Humanity into accepting
responsibility as Stewards of the Earth. A critical aspect of our Ascension process is Healing the schism between Humanity and the Elemental
Kingdom. The events taking place there now are drawing the attention of the
entire World and pulling on the Heart Strings of anyone who has a Reverence
for Life. It is time for the Lightworkers ACT.
On the day celebrated in the United States of America as
Mother's Day Lightworkers from all over the World will be joining with us in consciousness
And some in the physical aspect will gather on the outskirts of Glastonbury,
England, for an Activity of Light. That sacred conclave will be consecrated
to invoking Enlightenment and God Illumination into the situation manifesting
in England and expanding a consciousness of Reverence for ALL Life to the
rest of the World.
This gathering will be
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC and all of the Lightworkers in England who feel the Heart Call are invited to join with us and add the joy of your transcendent Light to this endeavor.
The most Powerful Force on the Planet is the one-pointed, unified focus of Humanity's Attention. While hundreds of millions of people turn their attention to the Love of the Mother in the USA, we will utilize the Unified Cup, the Holy Grail, of Humanity's collective consciousness, to invoke the Love of our Mother God to Heal the schism between Humanity and the Elemental Kingdom and Awaken Humanity to the Oneness and Reverence of ALL Life.
5-8pm at the Wessex Hotel in Street, Somerset.  £10 donation to help cover costs. INFO: PattiCR@aol.com, or Elohim@powerup.com.au
The number of the Hotel is: 01458 443383.

YOU 2370

KETAMINE, DREAMS, AND REALITIES
London researcher Karl L. R. Jansen, M.D., Ph.D. is the world's leading expert on ketamine, and his new book Ketamine, Dreams, And Realities amply demonstrates this, covering everything from pharmacology to its use in raves.
Karl (an old denizen of Megatripolis etc) has studied his subject at every level: from photographing the receptors to which ketamine binds in the human brain, while earning his doctorate in clinical pharmacology at the University of Oxford, to publishing papers on his discovery of the similarities between ketamine's psychoactive effects and the near-death experience during his study of medicine in New Zealand.
"A goldmine of information on this fascinating substance that combines in a unique way the properties of an anesthetic and a psychedelic." - Stan Grof, M.D.
Dr. Jansen believes that ketamine can have potent healing powers when used as an adjunct to psychotherapy but warns of its addictive nature. Dr. Jansen left Oxford in 1993 to train in psychiatry at the Maudsley and Bethlem Royal Hospitals. He welcomes correspondence on the topic and can be contacted at
k@btinternet.com
On-line ordering can be done at http://www.maps.org/kdreams/index.html
All profits from the sale of the book will be devoted to ketamine-assisted
psychotherapy research.

YOU 2371

DEN OF ENLIGHTENMENT GOES FORTNIGHTLY!
Yes, folks, so great was the last party, with numbers and smiles almost doubling, that Fraser has rashly decided to go fortnightly from June 2.  Dates thereafter will be
June 16 (Cannabis Carnival), July 7 & 21 etc

J       NEXT DEN OF ENLIGHTENMENT IS SATURDAY JUNE 2ND
J       IMPERIAL GARDENS, 299 Camberwell New Road, London SE5.

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