CONFESSIONS //YOU UPGRADE oct 25 2000
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London       *** ParaYOU RECOMMENDED***
SAT  OCT 28     W H I R L * Y * G I G
THE classic for spiritual shamanic dancing since even b4 the birth of rave culture.
DJ MONKEY PILOT and the Dance Trance Sound System.  PLUS that hoary ol’ Parachute!
Camden Centre, Euston Rd, WC1  9pm-4am (yes, 4am!)  (0208-864-6760)

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CLICK ON THIS and your action alone will buy land to preserve the rainforests: -
www.therainforestsite.com
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“Shit happens”          Taoism

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TIBETANS GOOD BUT NOT THAT GOOD?
“we all know, or at least some of us do, that it was an old feudal system and bound to have corruption and corrosive elements in it.  but it did preserve some of the most exciting and ancient mystical texts and secrets of the magic arts which stirred the thirsty youth of the west into deeper pools of consciousness ..and a lot more besides.”
<jamjingle@aol.com>
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“Shit may happen but t's not really shit”         Buddhism
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France
FRI NOV 3       "LA COMPAGNIE DU RUBAN BLEU"
Au programme une "expert y mental fiesta" sur les trois niveaux du bateau.
1ER ÉTAGE - les bombes montantes des dj's house "made in Paris" :  TERRY & PACO
2EME ÉTAGE - voyage des Indes au Maghreb en  passant par le Brésil et les Caraïbes à travers les mixs de DJ SOUNDAR et CHOUM.   Dès 1 h00 du mat' explosion de rumba orientale en live par "LES FRÈRES DJEÏ-LABAS".
3EME ÉTAGE - une terrasse à ciel ouvert pour regarder des courts métrages, les étoiles ou les images mixées par le collectif Ya-K en sirotant du thé chaud...
à partir de 23h00 sur LE BATEAU DE "LA COMPAGNIE DU RUBAN BLEU" ou "ILE DE FRANCE" qui est situé au Port De La Rapee (métro Gare De Lyon).  50frs...
info:  <moncherie@libertysurf.fr>

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THE NATURALDEATH.ORG
believe it or not, the time will come when you need to organise someone’s funeral or to prepare your own. this is the place to start if you fancy a woodland burial ground, where the body is returned to nature, often in beautiful surroundings, using a cardboard coffin, and a tree is planted over the grave. Also everyone of whatever age should fill in the basic Natural Death forms: a Living Will, an Advance Funeral Wishes Form and a Death Plan.
http://www.naturaldeath.org.uk
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Hare Krishna      "Shit happens rama rama".

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Brighton
FRI NOV 3       THE MAC TONTOH  PROJECT
Pioneer of African/Western fusion MAC TONTOH’s first tour outside Ghana with his new group The MAC TONTOH PROJECT.  Founder member of OSIBISA, the first international African band of the ‘70s and ‘80s, MAC co-wrote their No 1 single “Sunshine Day”, and the Superfly soundtrack (1973), then returned to Ghana to rediscover his roots.
PLUS free global food, the funkiest DJs  (ASHANTI/NUPHONIC) and a stunning visual
@ Concorde 2, Brighton - 9pm -2am.  £8.   01273 676057.
<danny@dharmony.freeserve.co.uk>

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TOO HOT TO HANDLE
Dounreay nuclear plant workers’ homes showed levels of plutonium up to 50 times normal.  Contamination occurs because of radioactive particles being carried home on their clothes after work.  Which all raises questions about the efficacy of cleansing procedures, exposure of plant workers, and also the effect on families.   Friends of the Earth say there’s a definite link between radioactive exposure and leukemia and some other cancers.

Spot the spin in the nuclear industry response: "the levels of contamination were too low to present a public health risk". Since the general public spend little time inside the private homes of Dounreay workers, there’s obviously “no public health risk”!
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Atheism         "No shit".

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London
FRI OCT 27
JOI (live),  JAMES LAVELLE, DJ HYPE, ZINC, RICHARD FEARLESS, THE PSYCHONAUTS, ANDY C.
Fabric, 77a Charterhouse St, London EC1.   FREE  (0802-555 5423)
<duncan@moksha.demon.co.uk>
http://www.joi.demon.co.uk
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“This shit happened before”.   Hinduism

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With Anti-Capitalism sprouting across the planet, we re-print the still-prophetic article below.  It is, as its original introduction in 1992 stated, “RECOMMENDED FOR ALL IDEALISTS ASTONISHED BY THE CATACLYSMIC TURBULENCE OF THE FIRST 2 YEARS OF THE LAST DECADE OF THE FINAL MILLENNIUM OF SO-CALLED HISTORY”.

CONFESSIONS OF A LOVE & COOPERATION DISSIDENT
An Attempt to re-present the Underground Alternative Viewpoint after the collapse of Communism, the Overground Alternative Viewpoint
by
Fraser Clark. “The Book Of RavElations.”  1992

With the Western Competitive Culture seemingly triumphant over Communism, has COOPERATION now become a dirty word like Socialism?
Or is it re-emerging as an evolutionary virus which must dominate our global cultural body, and fast?
Might it, indeed, already be swarming unnoticed in such abundance in every artery of our Culture that the Underground Alternative Viewpoint is rapidly colonising the common mind as the new ‘Religion’ (Life Model)?

A FOREVERGROWING & FINALLY UNSTOPPABLE MINORITY
Ever since becoming an adult I've known in my bones, & softer places, that the Competitive Culture I'd been born into was on a dangerously deluded shortcut to disaster.  For everyone - the People and the Priviligentsia!
And all my adult life the elders & authorities of that System, first my mother, then teachers & churchmen, then every public or private executive I've encountered and, more recently, as I've begun to raise my voice in public, the media, have retorted:
"You cannot possibly believe that all the fully qualified professionals and experts, so obscenely well remunerated by our so wonderful, latest & greatest Super Power, can have been hopelessly deluded all this time, while an isolated & not even “successful" individual such as yourself knew better all the time!
"Such arrogance approaches insanity!"

Yet, mark well, the other "Super Power" turns out to have been in exactly such a state of affairs!  My Russian dissident counterparts these last 25 years have been the only sane people around!
And those hundreds of thousands of power-dressed, bedside-mannered, busynessmen bureaucrats and executive ‘experts’ really were purveyors and self-deluded victims of a sick consensus view of Reality.  It now appears very possible indeed for an entire Culture to be led in a generally unhealthy direction, and for a tiny but forevergrowing minority to be dissident... and right!

MIRROR IMAGES OF THE BEAST
Until today, we've never been able to contemplate how unhealthily, divisively and wastefully ghastly our competition-based system actually was because it was always being compared to the OFFICIAL alternative, State Communism.  Yet the brute fact is that the Soviet rebellion into Cooperation was but a half century deep; it was merely the first mass uprising against the Competitive Party that's ruled us for as far back as what we call history goes!! (though hopefully the first mass stirrings of its final over-throw)
And, just as most Russian dissidents were not advocating Capitalism as the alternative, so the vast majority of Cooperation dissidents in the West, except for the last half century and certainly since the ‘60s when I became an adult, were never EVER advocating State Communism.
In fact I joined the Hippies from a clear conviction that both Communism and Capitalism were user-unfriendly - for all their citizens.  I saw the "Hippy" then, as I do today, tweaked into a Zippy, as the true Alternative lifestyle to the sick consensus reality of Communism versus Capitalism.
More, as the '70s wore on and the Hippy Renaissance was turned back on most fronts, I became convinced we were already living in the blasted material wilderness of psychopathic alienation to which our competitive culture must lead - poisoned air, water, food, and private-public relationships.  Even then I sensed we'd look back on the millennium's end as the Culmination & Final Death Throes of the Dark Ages.
The '80s, of course, were a further, possibly fatal acceleration by both ‘Alternatives’ down suicide’s autobahn.  Both systems turn out to have been mirror images of the Beast of whom the prophets warned.

One down, one beginning to go, that's my attitude today.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?  UP!
Start cooperating!  Continue conspiring!  We are now in a Transitional Stage where pooling resources, joint ventures, alliances, tribes and new social campaigns will proliferate.  Everyone has at least one bit of any proposed project, and never, including the '60s, have I personally witnessed so much creativity among friends and acquaintances.  It appears that as one crashes the other is empowered, for, though today's generation of zippies have less money than the hippies of the Affluent Years, they have infinitely more realistic enthusiasm and teknow-how.
The millions of persecuted dissidents who have gone before are rejoicing at the final dawning of this Glad Day!!  If we will begin to seriously consider the collapse of the Competitive System as a liberation, of mass individual potential, it will better adapt and prepare us to inner-stand the accelerating turbulence ahead.
As rapidly as Competition is perceived as a disastrously failed model on a finite planet, so Cooperation will reveal itself as the true underlying “hard facts of life on Earth”.
For remember, no scrap of evidence has ever forced us to conclude that people aren't naturally cooperative, while everything we’ve established so far proves that all are deformed by Competition.  Any seeming evidence, even of other societies, turns out to be tainted by competitive assumptions ingrained so deep we no longer even notice them.

As the insanity of Competition/Commercialism-in-decline is increasingly revealed in the violence and alienation on which it was based - suicides, corporate & private hooliganism, child murderers, mass killers, terrorists (where else can ‘failed’ ‘competitors’ compete?) - people are being primed for Major Change.  No historian will analyse the human species during the Dark Ages (ended 2000 AD) as impatient!   But now, with the unstoppable rise of Cooperative Culture, the precise depth to which the old monotheistic system must fall can only be defined as that point where the shamanarchic networks of alternative models can gradually learn to take the strain, and are finally freed to rise and reform our so-called ‘civilisation.’

fraser  1992

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Manchester, UK
STEPHEN KINGSTON, that radical and credible ace journalist, is starting a new web site based around Manchester.  if anyone knows of anything exciting kicking off in the area let him know: -
<stephen.kingston@virgin.net>

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CLICK ON THIS and that action alone will donate food to the hungry: -
www.thehungersite.com

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Holland
FRI/SAT/SUN NOV 3/4/5   16th MUSIC MEETING: WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL
With Rave Culture continuing to invade the overground culture, the WMF is, for the first time, bringing a global dance angle which sees Turkish orientated, London based OOJAMI and Tunisian-French SMADJ performing.  OOJAMI's live performance (violin, arabic keyboard, bass, sequencer & percussion) will be followed an   Oojami DJ set
@ Nimegen, Holland.
Oojami's CDs 'Karma' and 'Salut de Constantinapol' will be available on the night.
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Islam            "If shit happens, it's the will of Allah."
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RE~CYCLE IT!
here’s a UK charity which collects old bicycles and sets up workshops around the world where they teach people to refurbish and maintain them, converting some into amazing load carrying work bikes.  oh, and they also need a good laptop + office filing equipment:-
<info@re-cycle.org>
see also www.afribike.org for their S Africa work

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RASTA MESSIAH   (YOU feedback)
“I agree with Nikki (YOU ) about Selassie, but don’t forget the Marxist regime that followed his overthrow was just as bad if not worse.  Away with tyrants however they style themselves!
Best wishes”
Ed
<as emperors went, selassie was really damn good, and the lineage was the oldest royal line ANYWHERE on earth.  indeed the marxist colonels under mengistu really only managed to usurp him because he allowed them so much “freedom,” and, particularly, western education (a good thing, u think?).  if he’d been a tougher sonofabitch he might still be in power.  so what does that make him, a tragedy of history?  a saint?  i found myself wondering in ethiopia>
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Rastafarianism    "Let's smoke this shit."

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“THE ROAD OF EXCESS, A PSYCHEDELIC AUTOBIOGRAPHY” by BRIAN BARRITT.
From his early trips in 1962 through his lengthy journeys with Tim Leary on the run from the FBI and his many later treks from Portobello Road through Afghanistan and the East, this is a classic underground gem that bridges the Beat and Hippy generations.
”You can never top the life-enhancing irreverence of these cosmic jokers”  Suzanne Moore/The Independent.       “Brian Barritt is a genius”  Timothy Leary.
“A magical acid odyssey in time and space, Barritt is unrestrained and unabashed in his veneration of the ‘Psychedelic Goddess,’ LSD.   >From launching pad to landing base, from soaring highs to the journey back, this is an extraordinary tale and a journey from and to freedom.  Read it!”   Festival Eye.
PSI Publishing, 313 page paperback.  cheque for £10 (+ £1.50 UK, £5 world,) made out to Brian Barritt - 111 Este Rd, London SW11 2TT.

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________________________________________________________________BR> NEXT WEEK: fraser's prophetic "CONFESSIONS OF A PEACE & COOPERATION DISSIDENT. 1992" re-print
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OZONE HOLE ALERT!
An “Ozone Hole Emergency” has been declared in parts of Chile and Argentina which prevents people going outside until 3pm

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London
FRI OCT 20 RED OCTOBER
Room 1 : PASTA, KEV WILD, VINYLGROOVER, GUESTY, MATT WILSON
Room 2 : KRIS, ROSCO, GARY WHATLEY, MANJIT, RUPERT
Room 3 : Chill out with music, massage, body painting, stalls, red records giveaways and more!
Imperial Gardens, 299 Camberwell New Road, Camberwell 10pm-6am £10/8 membs
Info: 07879636931, 07976811147, 0207 9169139
http://www.submaniac.org

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FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION...-ETTES?!
yes, responding to all kinds of pressures, France’s Defence Minister Alain Richard has ended the Foreign Legion’s 200 year tradition by requiring it to accept women. We cannot confirm that mens libbers are planning demonstrations in Tangiers.

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France
TUES NOV 10 CHAOTIC GANESH
DJ's DRISS, CHAI, STEPH, DAMIEN (Spiritual Freequencies)
Pour la sortie du nouvel album de YUMADE : DANZ EGO
Deco by Black Light Project and Wrecker. Smart stands, chai and medical support spot entre Lyon et Grenoble. Info : 3672 code 07100060 ff

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TIBETANS GOOD. BUT NOT THAT GOOD (YOU 142a feedback)
“Romanticizing of the Tibetan culture by the west has been the catalyst for the widespread growth of supporters. The intrinsic romance of a dying culture in undeniable. Being a cathode-ray bottle-fed American, I do not think I would have been aware of the struggle in Tibet were it not for the BEASTIE BOYS and the TIBETAN FREEDOM FEST. Those who have inserted themselves into the veins of information about the world are still in the minority in the US. I do not believe that Shangri-la exists on this Earth, and no one is beyond reproach, but cut the monks a break because I know I would sure want any support I could get if my free choice of religion was being destroyed in front of me.” [eli@lotusmag.com]

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THE ONLY SURE WEAPON AGAINST BAD IDEAS IS BETTER IDEAS
"Books won't stay banned. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas." A. Whitnet Griswold.

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Denver, USA
FRI NOV 19 E T E R N A L D A N C E
a night of Hard Hitting Beats on Colorado’s Hardest Dance Floor with:- DJs: ROWLAND THE BASTARD [london,uk], DUBOIS MORENO, GREG C, GUS E GRUV, BOMBAY, ECLIPZ, MYST, DANKY, SHAZAD
(303) 281-8940 for details

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CORRECTION TO YOU 128 - this said OCT 15 when it should have been NOV 17
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RASTA MESSIAH (YOU 125)
“Hi ya Fraser,
no disrespect but Emperor Haile Selassie was an Emperor, and like most emperors he took from the poor and gave to the rich.. he’s not the sort of man I would want to be celebrating.. he and his army were responsible for killing off some of the last Amazon tribes that were living in Ethiopia let alone other people who disagreed with him.” Nikki

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PALESTINIAN CITIZENS OF ISRAEL NEED PROTECTION
To sign the Petition to United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan to Demand International Protection for Palestinian Citizens of Israel, click here: http://www.petitionpetition.com/cgi/petition.cgi?id=862

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GLOBAL IDEAS BANK
gives cash awards to the best idea/project for social improvement, and acts as a suggestion box for social change ideas from around the world. The best ideas float democratically to the surface as they can all be voted on by the site visitor.
http://www.globalideasbank.org

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Brighton, UK
OCTOBER 1 - 29 ‘THE FUTURE IS NOW'
- exhibition by Marc James Francis @ the Blow Up Gallery 13 Ship Street Gardens.

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“CAN YOU FUCKING WELL STOP SENDING ME THIS UTTER BOLLOCKS - FUCK OFF - I HAD TO DELETE 172 EMAILS FROM OTHER FUCKED OFF PEOPLE - I THOUGHT I HAD HEARD THE LAST OF YOU - FUCK OFF AND GOOD RIDDANCE”
melanie_mcnaught

[ok, done. but if u had actually read last week's UPGRADEmag you would have realised those 172 mails (we got 140) were TOTALLY UNCONNECTED WITH US but came from a dodgy cyber squatter called guru brain. indeed, we’ve been receiving so many complaints about this guy, including from people who know him in ashville and north carolina, that it’s worth repeating it:

THEWARPEXPERIENCE.ORG
if you, like many others, have been receiving literally hundreds of emails from this org or warp-seed or viziondanz, you should know that IT HAS NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER with Parallel YOUniversity, Megatripolis or myself. “guru brian” cyber-squatted the THEWARPEXPERIENCE site-name a year ago, TOTALLY against our wishes, and kept saying “trust me” (we found out later he’d been ’conspiring’ with adam at the drome venue etc). i published several warnings about the crooked shenanigans going on around that place but stopped as several people thought i was putting out “bad vibes”. karma’s a wunnerful thing, innit? ]

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“The UP newsletter is seriously groovy.”
egoldbloom@hotmail.com

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A REPORT on THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL
It was totally magical. I don't do drugs. I don't drink. Nothin' but maybe a little coffee. But to me Burning Man was better than drugs would be. It seemed like an alternate reality. Very open-hearted. About 30,000 people ready to shed whatever identity their regular world constricts them to, and have fun.

The best costume party/ funhouse/ pyrotechnic event /art show/ rave you could imagine, for 24 hours a day. People driving around in sofas with tires and a steering wheel, or on a 10 story golf cart they’d constructed themselves.

I was so sad when it came time to leave. I wish I could live there all the time. The creativity bursting forth and the air of adventure were just mindblowing. I practiced being completely and totally present and up for anything while I was there and it worked. I'd heard stuff about Burning Man, like open orgies and rampant drug use and decadence, but I experienced none of that. I'm just not in that space, so if it was there, maybe I was just protected from it.

I went in an RV with shower, bed and toilet and brought along a Go-Ped, all of which certainly made it more do-able out in the desert, but just the atmosphere was electric with possibility and fun. I would recommend it as long as you're open-minded to adventure and magic. And as long as you go prepared with supplies and a decent set-up.

love & blessings,

Kathryn

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SHAGGING (or bragging) BY NATIONALITY
INTERCOURSE PER ANNUM
Americans 132
Russians 122
French 121
Brits 109
Germans 97
Ozzies 98
Dutch 90
(2000 Durex Global Sex Survey)

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CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
This month's ECOLOGIST mag carries a headline article expose on the big 3 UK cancer charities and what they’re REALLY doing with all the money we give them. Not a lot, basically, when it comes to intelligent research aimed at prevention.

I’ve been uneasy for quite some time about raves/events that raise money for “charity” Many charities are run by upper class-ish entrepreneurs on mega-salaries (by our standards!) while just about all the volunteers of just about every charity I’ve ever encountered were middle class ‘do gooders’ who had NO IDEA how to run a business economically! I remember discovering, when I was publishing the Encyclopaedia Psychedelica, that the price I’d been paying for hemp paper via a ‘contact’ of a GreenPeace worker friend was nearly DOUBLE what my local cockney printer was getting! Typical! It’s just too easy to fill your club with such appeals. But really it’s a cop-out, and I dare say the hard-working promoters would be better placed to distribute the funds than any charity will ever be. Am I being too harsh?
fraser.

“Your Money And Your Life” by Martin J. Walker is online at
http://www.theecologist.org/YourM.html

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London
SUPERSWOPS - A CASHLESS SHOP at 127 BRICK LANE
Your local neighbourhood swop shop is now open! Better than jumbling, cheaper than chazzing, more fun than going round the market. Take ‘em your unwanted gifts, like fashion mistakes, your baby blanket, your passport. Don't recycle - reUSE! A home-made porno for a wedding album, the Shop's Non-Retail Assistants will negotiate the best deal possible in order to enhance the shop's collection. They do not accept cash, cheque, or cards. SATs, SUNS 11am-4pm, THURS 4pm-11pm.

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ONE SUNNY MORNING IN THE BIG FOREST the Bear family’s just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It’s empty!
"Who's been eating MY porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives. He looks into his big bowl. It’s also empty!
"Who's been eating MY porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this? It was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear who woke everybody else up. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who set the table. It was Mommy Bear who fed the cat. And now you've decided to come downstairs and grace me with your presence, you better listen up good because I'm only going to say this one last time....... I HAVEN'T MADE THE GODDAMN PORRIDGE YET, OK?!!"

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OCT 23 GONG - “LIVE TO INFINITY” Album Release
FOOLFARE (Allen/Travis, ZEROID (Allen /Howlett /Travis), MAGDALENE - INTRO (Malherbe), Magdalene (Malherbe /Allen /Howlett /Taylor), INFINITEA (Allen /Smyth /Travis /Howlett /Taylor), THE MAD MONK (Allen /Travis /Howlett /Taylor), ZERO THE HERO AND THE WITCH'S SPELL (Allen /Tritsch), BODILINGUS - INTRO (Malherbe) , BODILINGUS (Travis /Allen /Howlett /Taylor), INNER TEMPLE (Allen/ Malherbe, Yoni on Mars (Travis/ Smyth), TROPICAL FISH (Allen/Tritsch), INVISIBLE TEMPLE (Allen /Howlett /Travis /Malherbe /Smyth/ Taylor), SELENE (Allen/Smyth) Daft Alien - vocals, guitar, glissando guitar; Gilli Smyth - space whisper; Theo Travis - tenor and soprano saxophones, flute, Didier Malherbe - alto and soprano saxophones, doudouk, flute, Gwyo ze pix - keyboards, electronics, backing vocals; Mike Howlett - bass; Chris Taylor - drums; backing vocals, Live sound by David Id - the switchdoctor. Cat. No. SMACD 836

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//YOU UPGRADE oct 11 / 2000 rasta messiah


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London
FRI OCT 13 PICKLE
Hard House & Uplifting Techno Trance with BRAIN BASHERS, CONTACT ASSIST (live pa), JACQUES, CAMPBELL TYLER, MIKE TULLEY, ZEALE, JONTY, Raymondo, Thermobee, J.Roach, Psynrg, Juno, Nick Irwin, Polly Tickle, Bad Boy Bobski
Imperial Gardens, 299 Camberwell New Road, London; SE5 (Oval tube) 10–6am. £10 b4 11pm, £13 after. 0207-792 0862
http://www.picklepromotions.co.uk

//////////////////////// YOU 123 New York
FRI OCT 13 RALPH NADER 2000 CAMPAIGN @ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
This Super Rally Special is the sixth in a series of volunteer-coordinated rallies that have drawn huge crowds of 10-12,000 in Portland, Minneapolis, Seattle, and Boston, demonstrating a groundswell of grassroots support for Nader, and demanding his participation in the presidential debates. Guests include Eddie Vedder, Ani DiFranco, Bill Murray, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Ben Harper, Phil Donahue, Michael Moore, and more
DOORS OPEN 5:30pm. EVENT STARTS 8pm.
TICKETS: going rapidly at $20 minimum donation, but Nader supporters get first grabs at:- http://www.votenader.org/superrallies.html
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With 16,000 seats at Madison Square Garden to sell THEY NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET!!! LEAFLETING/POSTER CAMPAIGN - recruiting and coordinating volunteers -especially if you are in a neighboring state like New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, and Massachusetts:- call (212) 353-3111, (212) 254-4194. http://votenader.org/downloads/MSGNaderFlierWeb.pdf
READ MORE:
http://votenader.org/press/001006MSGrally.html
CAN'T ATTEND? please donate:
http://votenader.org/donate.html

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“Democracy will create a mild form of dictatorship that will degrade man without tormenting him” Alexis De Tocqueville.

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FRI NOV 5 RASTA MESSIAH TO BE RE-BURIED
Haile Selassie, murdered emperor of Ethiopia, will be re-buried “to restore his dignity”. Deposed by military officers in the 1974 Communist Dergue revolution, he died or was murdered the following year. The body was exhumed from beneath a toilet in 1992 and put in a mausoleum. It will be re-buried in Addis Ababa’s Orthodox Trinity Cathedral. Officially the body was found “under a toilet”. In fact, as I heard from the Rastafarians when I spent some months in Ethiopia researching a piece on their famous community of Shashamane, the crazed Colonel Mengistu kept the body in a cavity under his throne “to amplify his power.”

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SAT OCT 14 EARTHDANCE 2000 Annual world-wide party
LIVE: MATT DAREY's mash up with MARCELLA WOODS, ASTRAL PROJECTION, BINARY FINARY, DJs: MARK SINCLAIR, OBERON, JACE, TITIN MORAGA, EARTHDOCTOR
In Aid of Tibet, the indigenous tribes and children of war.
Brixton Academy, Stockwell Rd, Brixton £15. 0965 530860/ 0961 198414

http://www.earthdance.org/ @:

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"hey fraser,
i do enjoy your flyers // i have circulated to a lot of people that hopi elders piece you ran, in fact, i've put it on tv here - runs a couple hundred times a day to about a thousand people, and this week your SHAMANARCHY IN THE UK CD is playing with it."
- john bertucci. club access. petaluma. california..

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London
FRI OCT 17 FEMI-9 PRODUCT
with resident gurly beats of a garage, drum & bass and hip-hop nature from VLAD 'n' DUSHKA (flava fm) HALO (world of trouser) KRYPTONITE (flame kru) + live video mixing by the MAD KNITTER (EG visuals)
call it womanpower, pussypranks : what ever u want, they'll rip it up eat it spit it straight back at you and carry on laughing (it sez here)
FREE @ FRESH (the old Cosby Head), 234 old street, ec1 9 til late 0956 387638 or:-

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“Look forward to your news each week... renewing my faith ...keep my mind a-dancing. xxxx”
- kevin. new zealand.

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Hawaii
FEB 3-13, 2001 The PHOENIX EXPERIENCE
Calling all Healer/Shamen to a Music, Healing Gathering on The Big Island, Hawaii. Come gather where Mother Earth allows and nurtures the art of living. Where Pele gives birth, from the ashes, let’s focus our energies and manifest the healing radiance that is at the core of our exist-dance.
Come camp and live as a community amongst waterfalls, swimming holes and lush green where we can share our healing knowledge and energies by day, and experience the ecstatic ritual of collective dance with tribal DJ's and musicians through dreamtime nights Odysseus@givepeaceachance.com

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BURNING MAN FESTIVAL REPORT
pix gallery & CINAMMON TWIST'S impressions of black rock city 2000 can be found at www.element-zero.com

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SEE THE WORDTRIX THAT MAKES THE MATRIX
“The World Wide Web may be a landing zone for a creature made of pure information. Perhaps all advanced intelligences exist solely as information.
You may catch an alien intelligence in the Web - an intelligence which may not be able to rest in the human mind or any environment other than digital. The real issue with alien intelligence is knowing when you have it in front of you because it is alien!”
- Terence McKenna.

[the creature may even have created the web IN ORDER to communicate with us. or even just to help us increase our own level of communication to where we can understand it. and clearly an intelligence that is purely digital would not be hampered in any way by spacetime.]

SUN OCT 15 TOTAL HAPPINESS!
London
"Blissed Out" Deep Dialogues and consciousness raising interactions with DAVE OSHANA. 14:45 Jackonson's Community Centre opp. Highgate Tube. Regular Sunday Meetings in Highgate and elsewhere. 020 7724 3044 www.egroups.com/group/oshana

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MOROCCO 2001
a mail order system has been set up and a website where you can order tickets with a money order.
http://www.morocco2001.com

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London
SUN OCT 15 ZION TRAIN with LEE PERRY and MAD PROFESSOR
The Forum, 9-17 Highgate Road, Kentish Town (tube) ; NW5 0207-344 0044

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STATE MONOPOLISED DRUG TREATMENT
Many GPs, private clinic doctors, and doctors in DDU clinics are VERY CONCERNED about current developments in drug treatment, especially the General Medical Council's often QUESTIONABLE investigations into some doctors’ practices, and the developing trend towards a STATE MONOPOLY IN TREATMENT. There is also concern at the Home Office's further LIMITATIONS on licences to prescribe a widening range of medicines and treatments.

Doctors fear they are being placed in the position of NOT BEING ABLE TO TREAT THEIR PATIENTS USING THEIR OWN CLINICAL JUDGMENT, and many believe this to be not only UNETHICAL but also leaves them in a DIFFICULT LEGAL POSITION, i.e. they are RESPONSIBLE for the outcome of TREATMENTS THEY MAY NOT AGREE WITH, and yet which they are CONSTRAINED AND LIMITED TO PROVIDE by the GMC protocols foisted upon them. Many addicts are having their treatment stopped or modified drastically, causing them to become destabilised yet again. For more information email adapt@adapter.freeserve.co.uk or ring Addicts Are People Too - ADAPT - the only drug users’ self help charity group run solely by drug addicts 0208 403 7977)

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London
SUNDAY AFTERNOONS
This Sunday Zimba Re Mabwe, m'bira and marimba group from Zimbabwe, perform and run a workshop for all ages. Combine this with story telling, songs and dances that everyone can join in with and you have a rare treat on a Sunday afternoon that can be enjoyed by all ages.
Doors open 3.30pm, music from 4pm, plus food and stalls. 7.30pm close.
£6/£4 concs. Children under 7 free, over 7 half price
Union Chapel Studio Theatre, Compton Avenue, London N1.

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"hello, i just want to say i love the letter you've been sending out to me for quite some time now!! i always forward them to the 47 people on my buddy list!!! They all love it too. Keep em coming!! Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect to you all at Parallel YOUniversity.

- DuBois Moreno [DjSMURK@aol.com]

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London & SE
do you know of any empty properties? BBC South East is conducting a survey to see where they are and assess the extent of the problem/answer in London. If you know any empty or derelict properties in London and the SE, email them with addresses/locations:- emptyhomes.londonlive@bbc.co.uk

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FRASER A RACIST?
"I hate to break this to you old friend but reading your OJ Simpson sympathies I thought I’d better let you know that if the cops didn't plant evidence then no one would ever go to jail. Just cos evidence was planted doesn't mean the man was innocent, and to pack a big bag full of money, a false beard and a gun and make a run for it doesn't really paint the right picture does it.

Especially when you're being driven by your best friend with 5 cop cars following you, pointing a gun at your own head and talking to the cops on the phone, back to your mansion for one last look before you go to jail forever.

Plus a man with an ego like OJ’s wouldn't have been so quiet in the days between the murder and the chase.

But hell, its not that hard to fathom, trophy wife takes your cash, gets herself a nice house and a Ferrari, shags waiters from flash restaurants and raises your kids calling someone else Daddy. OJ Simpson is the Gascoigne of US football, except Paul didn't blow it.

Try reading some James Ellroy instead of Carlos Casteneda [sic] and you'll become enlightened.

- tom brogan. london.

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UK
CYBER PRIVACY
Data Protection Commissioner Elizabeth Frame has issued a Code of Practice For Employers which says routine monitoring of email and faxes at work is “in many cases likely to go too far” Contrary to all the scarily totalitarian nonsense coming from the UK government, she advises that such monitoring be only allowed as a last resort, to trace a crime. She also advises that employers NEVER open an email that is “clearly personal.”

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TIBETANS GOOD - BUT NOT THAT GOOD
Tashi Tsenig, a junior clerk at the Potala Palace when Chines troops arrived in Tibet, has revealed that, though they destroyed most of the monasteries and palaces, “I never heard they took as much as a needle from the ordinary people.” By contrast, he says, the Potala Treasury was “a real robbery shop. I know I had clean hands, but many old monks resented my pointing out the corruption.”

Look, I'm this very minute wearing a necklace empowered for and mailed to me by a high lama in Dharmsala, but that don't change the fact that, while the Chinese and others need to know more about the good side of Tibetan Buddhism, the romanticising by many in the West does not help anyone. Tibetan culture, according to Tashi, “was like an eggshell, intact on the outside, but rotten underneath.“

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UFO REPORT:
PERCEPTION AND CONSCIOUSNESS
OUTSIDE OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
by Whitley Strieber

From the first, the UFO question has been shrouded in secrecy. Some blame the US government for this, and that isn't wrong. But it is also true that whatever is behind this phenomenon is also extremely secretive and careful.However, a close examination of the phenomenon reveals that there has been a slow, steady process of accumulation of experience in our culture, that has led more and more people to believe that UFOs are somehow real.

This belief, which used to mark a person as mentally suspect, is now considered perfectly acceptable and ordinary. At the same time, UFO encounters are becoming more intimate and more complex.

In recent weeks, there have been a series of changes in the way the phenomenon addresses itself to us that has made it clear to me that the process of encounter is changing yet again. To support this process, I would like to offer some ideas about why all the secrecy exists. The more clearly the reasons for it are understood, the less necessary it will become.

The UFO phenomenon emerged in our world during and immediately after World War II. It unfolded most aggressively in the late forties and early fifties, in areas of the United States that were devoted to weapons development and, most particularly, to atomic weapons and radar.

The UFO event at Roswell happened within a few miles both of the only operational and armed atomic bomber wing in the world, and the test area for high intensity radars.

This fact led the United States, at first, to fear that it was dealing with a secret Soviet weapon or spy plane. But this misapprehension did not last long. According to statements made to me by General Arthur Exon, who told me that he had been directly involved in the UFO issue for the Air Force for many years, "everyone from the White House on down knew within hours of our finding it that this was an alien spacecraft."

At that point, the need for secrecy became even greater, because of the potential that the Soviets, upon discovering that we were in possession of advanced alien technology, would act unilaterally in Europe, on the theory that if they waited, we would gain such a technological advantage that they would be unable to act in the future.

So, in the all-important initiating phases of contact, the US chose the route of secrecy. There is a tendency to view something of which you know little as being no more complex than your knowledge of it, and the US fell into the trap of responding to the UFO phenomenon in this way.

They imagined that they were in control of the situation. It never occured to them that the visitors, also, must agree with the policy of secrecy or they would have simply ignored it.

What had actually happened was very different from what appeared. The phenomenon emerged amid our most secret weapons not because it had any interest in those weapons but because it knew that its ability to communicate with us was limited by the physics of perception.

I use the word "it" equivocally, because we are not dealing with a single entity or type of entity, and certainly not with some simplistic notion of "alien species." What we are dealing with is ancient, immensely complex and subtle, and fully invested across all of space-time. This means that its awareness extends into every inch of space and every second of time.

The only thing it does not possess full knowledge of is us and others like us, carefully isolated from one another in the vastness of the physical universe. This is because we are free to innovate on our own. We do NOT have full knowledge of space-time. We must guess. We can experiment. We can make errors. In short, we are living inside the time stream, and thus are constantly seeing the world as an emerging present, rather than as a static design.

Our state is incredibly appealing to this presence, because it is quite desperate. See if you can imagine this: you are all alone. Entirely and utterly alone. You hang in a limitless void. You have no companions, no remembered past, no future. You know everything about yourself. And no matter where you go, you are always in the same place--the void that surrounds you.

And then you find--or perhaps you create--a being that is every bit as intelligent as you are--in fact, that has the capacity, if it chooses to create biodigital intelligence of its own, to become MORE intelligent than you are. You make certain, by manipulating the way the brain of this creature develops, that it will be missing organs that enable it to see outside of space-time.

You make certain, in other words, that the fish cannot leave the water, by its very design. So you can enter this creature, and taste in partnership with it the most delicious of all flavors: surprise. You can watch it innovate. You can watch it create with abandon the one thing that you yourself, by the very definition of your being, cannot create: the truly new.

The creature is designed according to a plan. It is designed to make its way out of space time, or to go extinct. Mostly, species like this go exitinct. The universe is a graveyard of their ruined worlds.

Not always, though. Sometimes, they are born into a new state of being. The closer we get to this, the more we will see of our real situation. The purposeof the secrecy is twofold: to prevent us from seeing more than we can make use of too soon; and to make certain that we make an entirely free choice between extinction and new life.

Life as we know it now is not going to continue for long. There are plenty of people alive today who will witness the transition. Will it be into destruction or new life? That is the issue we face now, the central issue of thisspecies.

It is why abductees universally come away with warnings about impending environmental disaster. This is because the environment IS collapsing, and we are indeed threatened as a species.

It must be understood that there are four elements now involved in the process of contact. The first is this entity that I have described earlier, the consiousness in the void, the child in the forest. The second is our own dead and those of us whose consciousness has already extended beyond the time stream. (Many of these are still children.) The third is alien species who have succeeded in leaving the time stream and have become allies of the primal consciousness. (Not all of these are "good." Some act on behalf of our success, others against it. This is to ensure that we will only succeed if we are strong enough to do so.)

There are two reasons why our visitors cannot save us now. The first is that we are very limited in our ability even to see them, and thus they cannot, as things are now constituted, express themselves into our minds and our world fully enough to communicate with us in a reliable and consistent manner. Those who are trying to prevent this communication know this, and are engaging in a subtle and brilliant holding action on behalf of the status quo. They believe that they are fighting for our 'way of life' and our freedom. What they are actually fighting for is the death of mankind. The most knowledgable of them understand that somebody is required to do this, to strengthen us. The governments deepest secret--known only to the few people at the very top of the system--is that it is spreading its disinformation to give the common, ordinary people the resistance they need to well and truly make the process of contact their own.

The denial, debunking and lies are an ugly, unpleasant process. But they are absolutely necessary. There is nobody who wishes more that the media, for example, would face the fact that the coverup is real and challenge it than those who impose it. This is, incidentally, why the last explanation of the Roswell Incident (that witness memories involved confusion about crash-test dummies dropped in 1952) was intentionally absurd. They were going as far as they could to reveal to the media that they are lying. Unfortunately, key elements of the press endorsed this fairy tale instead of challenging it. One who did not was Maureen Dowd of the New York Times, and for a period it was hoped that this would lead to a serious challenge of the coverup. So far, it has not.

The culture of the media remains extremely dangerous to anybody who breaks ranks, and will remain so until this species, at deep levels, recognizes that it has no alternative: we must either face reality or face extinction.

The second reason is that, as long as we do not act on our own behalf, they cannot rescue us, because it means that we are not yet prepared to be drawn out of the time-stream. If it is done too early, we will lose our independence by the very nature of the process, and become the same kind of liability that a primitive society becomes when it is exposed to one that is more technolgically robust: we will become supplicants instead of independent, free beings.

But why would we be limited in our ability to see and communicate with them? The explanation lies in an obscure byway of physics known as Fisher Information. It has to do with the fact that there are basic forms underlying reality--the information that is the foundation of the world. The mind is constantly assembling this information. Because of the way the mind assembles it, the world appears as it does.

Back in the late forties, a number of very intelligent men, among them Dr.John von Neumann, the father of cybernetics, were exposed to the question, 'what if aliens were present?' Dr. von Neumann, in particular, reacted with some very innovative thinking. He first conceived of a way that they might get here. This device became known as the Von Neumann Machine.

He postulated that one way for a species to traverse the universe would be to build machines that perfectly replicated it in every detail of its being, and then to send these machines off in random directions, programmed to stop and replicate the species whenever an appropriately congenial planet was located.

In this way, a species that could achieve travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light, could populate an entire galaxy in a fairly reasonable time. Von Neumann thought that it might be five million years.

Von Neumann also worked on what is known as the Quantum Perception Problem. The problem is that particles do not enter a measurable state until they are perceived. The process of measurement, in a sense, assembles them into the appearance they present to the observer.

This means that perception is fundamental to the nature of what is seen. The mind assembles the information upon which rests the structure of reality. To an extent, the way the universe actually works depends upon the way it is perceived. For example, we have recently achieved wave-fronts that transmit information at many times the speed of light, something that was until very recently thought to be impossible to create as a physical effect. We will soon go even beyond this, and discover that we can transmit information so quickly that it arrives at its destination before it leaves its point of origin.

The human mind, will, in other words find the key to establishing perception outside of the space-time continunum. It is when this happens - and remember that it is in the nature of such an event to culminate before it begins - that we will begin to experience full contact with "it."

Indeed, the process began when the first UFO was seen. It has proceeded until now, when people are not only observing crop circles, but actually watching the process of creation itself, perceiving the "balls of light" that do the work. As time passes, these effects will become more and more focused, and the strange, seemingly perceptive but quite anonymous apparitions will explode with the meaning and energy of the consciousness that they represent. At that point, we will begin to be in full and intimate contact.

As this transpires, an even larger structure will begin to emerge. This is because we are going to become desperate in our little earth even as our mind reaches into this stunning new cosmos of being. We will be reaching beyond the stars as the earth dwindles away beneath our feet.

At that point, we are going to come to an appalling realization: the whole process was planned from the beginning to unfold along extremely precise temporal lines. We will begin to see it with the same painful awareness that afflicts all of those whose consciousness has transcended space-time. We will see that the sense of surprise and discovery that we enjoyed were only the illusions of innocent children. We will come into contact with the larger issues of being, such as finding the personality and aim of the species, and discovering the whole living body of mankind in such a way that each fragment may live meaningfully as a conscious part of a conscious whole.

By 'conscious,' I do not mean the state of awareness that human beings presently experience. This is not consciousness. It is only perception. Consciousness is a much larger state. It is fully potentiated outside of space-time. Such minds see everything, from the beginning to the end of time, all at once. This awful seeing is what all of those who seek to deny the inexorable emergence of consciousness fear.

It is why, for example, that denial is so strident, and why being face to face with conscious entities is so very frightening. To face such an awareness, whether it is in oneself or in another, feels to the mind as if it is in danger of annihilation. This is because the world is assembled by such a mind in a vastly more accurate and therefore more potent manner than a mind diminished by immersion in space-time can ever achieve.

It is why it is so difficult for us to differentiate between 'good' and 'evil' entities. The presence that we face is always pressing us in the direction of entropy. It must, because unless we are strong enough to resist this pressure, any joining of us to its own state is just an illusion.

It will never give us anything. For us to preserve our own meaning and species individuality as we emerge from space-time, we must be able to take. This, incidentally, was why I knew instantly when I spoke with the late Col. Philip Corso that he had some very real knowledge. I have no idea if the details of his story are true or not. I don't much care. Because one thing that IS true, is that he knew the fundamental message of the entity that seeks our companionship. When a "being" was asked what they had on offer for mankind, the reply was "a new world, if you can take it."

This is the key. We must take it. Prometheus, who stole fire from the gods and was condemned by them to be bound forever where he would be endlessly devoured by eagles, must be made free within the human soul. For we must go abroad again, to steal the fire again, but this time it is not the mere flame in the computer or the atom bomb, but the fine fire that fuels true knowledge and real consciousness.

So the secrecy has two origins: us and the entity we face. We kept the secret because the entity presented itself to us in a way that induced this reaction in the authorities to whom it initially emerged. It did this because we could not, at that time, enact an assembly of information that accurately included the entity and its knowledge. This was because the human mind was fully invested in space-time and could not see enough of reality to enact an assembly sufficiently rich to included the entity.

To become true members of the cosmos, we must leave space-time. And we are about to. These little "balls of light" that are coming round now are appearing in the end of times because it is time for the dead to guide the living into a new world.

Our species does not end with the physical. During life, the body builds up a complex mass of electrons, each resonating in a manner subtly different from the others. Because of the law of conservation of energy, they will never stop, once started. In this sense, the soul is eternal. But there are many billions more electrons--each a richly endowed data point--than there are cells in a brain. Therefore, when they are freed from the bondage of the cellular prison, the being experiences a stunning explosion of understanding. The point of death is an explosive birth into new awareness, an "aha" moment of the most exquisite sort.

There follows, however, the discovery that the way one's life was lived has affected the intensity of one's eternal being. When people return to life, they come in search of missed harmonies. The little "balls of light" that the living are seeing now have always been there. But we have not been able to perceive them, because they were not available in the information that we could process.

However, the inner mind of the physical species, guided by the knowledge of the part of it that has transcended space-time--what we call the dead--is well aware of the change that is now upon us. Many billions of people now alive will soon join the dead. They will lift up the living who remain, and the species will become fully conscious, while still richly embedded in the physical, with all of its potential for ecstasy and trial.

This is the aim of our species. Indeed, it has been the aim of life on earth from the beginning. It is why all of these midwives have come to assist the birth of man. For man has not yet been born, not to full consciousness.

The earth is suffering now the pangs of birth-giving. She will not die during the process. In fact, earth will look back on a time when man is only a memory--a few enigmatic ruins, some persistent poisons, no more.

But we will still be born. Our shadow has not yet been cast upon the assembly of being. But it will be, for mankind will successfully integrate into a single entity, and join the cosmos.

It is then that the greatest mystery and ecstasy of all will be enjoyed. Just as we are in the process of discovering wave fronts that can arrive at their destinations before they leave their points of origin, we are about to find, in the mysteries of the UFO and the crop circle and the wandering alien, a truth so resonant and so profound that it will be worthy of contemplation in eternity. It is that we, ourselves, are our own visitors.

The ancient being whose secret we have kept for so long, who is about to guide us into full consciousness and companionship with very God, is us.

This is not because there are no aliens. There are certainly aliens. But far fewer than we have imagined. Indeed, intelligent species are extremely rare, and those with the spark of potential we possess are even more so.

All conscious species are each other. At the level of conciousness that is important, in the sense that it is resonant in eternity, being and species are the same thing. Every being is the entire species, and every species is the entirety of being. This is the true meaning of the statement, "I am the first and the last." It is why the visitors once said to me in a time of great distress, "why do you call on your gods? It's only us." At the time, it seemed a cruel, even devastating thing to say, a demonic lie. But I see it now for what it really was: an invitation for us to take our place in God--to surrender ourselves to consciousness.

Surrender is the center of the whole process of becoming conscious. Only God can act. But it's hard, because surrender of oneself to life outside of space-time means that we must see our own souls as they really are. I cantell you--and I warn you--that the anguish involved is extremely intense.

Forgiveness of sin does not change the fact that the soul is less than it could have been. It only means that one gains the grace and courage to enter one's lesser being into the ecstasy of the whole. Better far to strive on behalf of the good than to sin and seek forgiveness.

We are coming into an arduous time in the life of our species. Birth is hard. Every moment presents a new choice--to die, or to continue toward the light. And every birth is also a death, for to be born is to be forever severed from the womb. How does it feel to be born? Go into the east of Eden, and you will see. Genesis did not happen in some immeasurably ancient time. Genesis is forever. Genesis is now.

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THURS OCT 12 9.30 Bartok (Chalk Farm Rd, nr Round House) FREE
SUN OCT 15. 9.30 The Ion Bar (next to Ladbroke Grove tube) FREE
TUES OCT 17 9.30 China White (corner of Air St/Regent St, W1)
MON OCT 30 9.30 Momo (Heddon St, W1).
“The cutting edge of the ethno-ambient scene” Evening Standard. “Spiritually moving, crossover brilliance” BBC Radio 4. “A visual and aural highlight of the Womad Festival” 7 Magazine. PLUS Wax Magazine’s Album Of The Month (10/10).
ZOHAR combine spiritual Middle-Eastern chants with experimental beats, drum & bass textures and deep ambient grooves to create a powerfully hypnotic and cinematic score of sounds and rhythms which incorporate Jewish cantors, Arab muezzins and Byzantine chants highlighting not only their spiritual connection but also their shared cultural tradition and heritage..
“Elokainu”, ZOHAR’s debut album has been roundly acknowledged for its cross-cultural convergence of spiritual and secular music. The new album “One.Three.Seven” is due for release early next year.
ZOHAR have become firmly established on the festival circuit through performances at WOMAD, Glastonbury, The Essential Festival and Homelands.

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‘THE REPTILE CONSPIRACY’: David Icke’s own summary at end of this UPGRADE


see last week’s UPGRADE for PRAGUE: SOME TRUTHS FROM THE FRONT LINE


London
OCT - NOV 19 “F R O M T H E H I P: THE 1960s”
Exhibition of John Hopkins’ fotos of the ‘60s. “Hoppy” started the UK’s first psychedelic club UFO, the Notting Hill Festival, and IT (International Times)
Photographers Gallery, WC2. (0207-836-9704)


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“I find the stuff you put in the UPGRADEmag either relevant, funny or just generally cool to read.”
damien. cape town.

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New York
THURS OCT 12 ISNOTWAS LAUNCH PARTY
9pm - 4am CLUB MOSCOW, 137 East 55th Street

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THURS OCT 5 GLOBAL PROTEST - THE BATTLE OF PRAGUE

BBC2 9.50pm. An ‘alternative view’ film by Nick Hillel & Marc Silver about the 'Global Anti-Capitalist Movement', whose latest confrontation with a financial institution was in Prague last week.

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WED OCT 9 JOHN LENNON’S SHOULDABIN 60TH BIRTHDAY

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London
GAY? BISEXUAL?
A study of sexuality and psychological well-being is offering £10 for a 45 minute personal & confidential interview at the Royal Free Medical School (London), or a place of your choosing.

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THE REPTILIAN COVER-UP IS ENDLESS?
According to a new book, Bonnie Prince Charlie was the victim of a smear campaign by the Hanoverian family who are on the throne today - “the descendants of the people who finally beat Charles at Culloden.”. In fact the leader of the 1745 Jacobite Uprising, whom their agents ‘spun’ as an effeminate wanker in order to undermine the Stuart claim to the throne, was 6 foot tall and a military man (first battle at age 13) who led his troops from the front. As well as being a crack shot, he was a skillful boxer who once taught the citizens of Avignon the Noble Art.
“Bonnie Prince Charlie was a genius, a very hard man, and an inspiration on the battleground” says the book’s author, but he has been ‘set’ in history as “a gay Italian dwarf.”
“On The Trail Of Bonnie Prince Charlie” by David Ross.

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Syria
NOTHING IS SET IN STONE
99 leading Syrian intellectuals have signed a pamphlet published in Lebanese newspapers demanding an end to martial rule in Syria since 1963.

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GENETICALLY UNMODIFIED
10% of all food eaten in Britain will be organic by 2010, according to Aberdeen University‘s Organic Support Centre.

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RASER ADMITS HE WAS SO WRONG HE MAY BE ‘INSTITUTIONALLY’ RACIST.
A new investigation has found evidence that OJ SIMPSON WAS FRAMED!!
Crucial blood evidence was almost certainly planted in OJ’s car and house. Some (but not all!) of the blood found on the gate contained EDTA, a synthetic preservative used by detectives which could not have occurred naturally.
AND blood found in OJ’s white Ford Bronco (remember that amazing scene?) were first reported by police to be purely his but were later re-listed as a mixture of his and his dead wife’s.
The lead detective obtained a vial of OJ’s blood and also, in contravention of normal procedures, samples of the victim’s blood from the LA Coroner’s Office. Since the trial, the LAPD has been exposed as tampering with evidence in literally hundreds of other cases.

and i was so convinced he was guilty! does that mean i’m institutionally racist?

The real murderer? OJ’s son by a previous marriage had a history of brandishing kitchen knives, including one with a girlfriend who had described herself as being “scared for my life” and him as having a Jerkyll and Hyde personality. Nicole Simpson had believed he was stalking her (his dad’s new wife!) and he was on Prozac-type drugs. Oh yes, and he left work early on the night of the slaying.
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Atlanta, Georgia
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GIE’S A JOB!
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OLYMPIC GAMES. NOT!
Fraser’s piece in last week’s UPGRADE has provoked a storm of, well, agreement....

Say Frase,
there’s more to You ... than a good party. a good party is a good thing too. here’s a "HEAR HEAR!" from DHS California for your Olympic Observations.
the Old Olympics were tests of diet stuffs one of them was major it was Cheeses if you came from Roma it was Romano if you came from Parma it was Parmesan you came from Greece it was
Feta (which also means the party, the “fete") COOL.
ok, so there was also the shroom competitors, they ran and barfed... too real for ya? the real hypocrisy is the medical issues, you can be bugged out on caffeine and no one cares, but any other thing and you are out///
well let’s do it, let’s harmonize real life with the "games"
jim. DHS. California
[ED: hence my reference to the shamanic take on “mountain of the gods” - almost always a reference to “food of the gods” - those ol’ Ympians weren’t messing about selling shit. but cheeses, i can c it but it’s newish to me. anybody else ever come across cheeses that open your doors?]
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Hi Fraser,
Your Olympics rant was spot on. Except one thing.
I've no problem with girls looking like guys. Or guys looking like girls.
More and better gender-blurring now, that's what I say
- Gus Cairns, Positive Nation
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The Olympics are still about an aristocracy asserting its superiority to affirm the status quo. Though the Olympians were the Gods of the Greek ruling class, the ‘people’ were far more into the Goddess, Pan, Dionysos and the usual suspects. It may have been healthy then, perhaps, as the aristocrats’ sons demonstrated their well rounded (though mostly physical) talents to the people, thereby justifying their ‘status' (or more likely their superior diet, training and abundance of spare time).

So what’s changed?! The ruling class are now the Coke and Nike execs, sponsoring someone else to be trained into a highly specialised machine. Less healthy, same result * COMPLETION * which affirms the superiority of the elite produced by the Capitalist system.

It was slightly more interesting when the totalitarian elite of the East competed with the Western iniquitous elite to see which aristocracy could produce the best trained meat puppets, but now its less interesting.

How about a Cooperative Peoples Games where the winner doesn’t use his talents to beat the others, but devises a solution to a problem in which everyone wins.

steve ash/anarchist federation.

[the iniquitous ‘shaman-promoter’ perhaps!]
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the Olympic gold medal wrestling final is between Russia and America. the American wrestler's trainer huddles with his boy in the dressing room: "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this bub. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Now you’ve seen it from every angle, in slow motion and speeded up, so, whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM GET YOU IN THIS HOLD! If you can stay clear of that you can win. If he gets you, you're finished!"

The first two minutes of the first round the two huge lads circle each other looking for an opening. All at once the Russian lunges forward, grabs the American contender and wraps him in the dreaded pretzel hold. The crowd groan in dismay, and the trainer buries his face in his hands. He can't even bring himself to WATCH the ending.

Suddenly there's a bloodcurdling scream, and an enormous cheer from the crowd. The trainer raises his eyes just in time to see the Russian flying clean out of the ring where he crashes among the crowd. Amazed, the trainer watches the referee count his boy to the gold medal.

Soon as he finally gets his new champion back in the dressing room the amazed trainer asks "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one’s EVER got out of that hold!” “Well, see, I was ready to give up when he got me, I closed my eyes to pray to the lord, and then, just for a moment, I opened my eyes, and I saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. Well, I figured I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.”

“But how’d you manage to throw him out of the ring?” asked the trainer, simultaneously proud of his boy’s determination to win yet knowing an official objection and disgrace must inevitably follow.

"Jeez, coach, it’s amazing how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"

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THE REPTILIAN CONNECTION
By David Icke

If you are new to my work, the most bizarre information you will find in my writings is that concerning the reptilian connection.

I understand that.

It is quite something to absorb from our conditioned version of reality. But, then, that is the very point. If you want to keep something from the people, give them a version of reality and possibility that is so far from what is really going on that even if the truth comes to light it will seem far too ludicrous and extreme for most people to believe it.

Indeed, if you do your job well enough, the people will laugh at the truth, call it insane, and ridicule anyone who promotes it. To truly understand how all the information on this site fits together into one coherent whole (which it does), you really need to read my book, The Biggest Secret. But for those who have not yet done so, here is some basic background. Please remember, however, that in the book there is an enormous amount of information to support what I am about to say.

When I reached the point some years ago where I had put together the structure through which a few people control the direction of the world (see And The Truth Shall Set You Free), it was clear that this network of secret societies and covert groups manipulating global politics, business, banking, military, media, and so on, could not have been put together in a few years or decades. It had to go back a very long time.

So I began to trace it back into what we call history. I did this in the knowledge that, for some reason, bloodline and genetics were vitally important to these manipulators, the Illuminati or Illuminated ones - illuminated into knowledge that the public never see.

I followed the trail back comfortably to the time of the Crusades in the Middle East, the 12th and 13th centuries, that kind of period, and on it went far back into the ancient world and pre-history.

There, all over the planet, you find the ancient legends and accounts of "gods" from another world who interbred with humanity to create a hybrid network of bloodlines. The Old Testament, for example, talks about the "Sons of God" who interbred with the daughters of men to create the hybrid race, the Nefilim. Before it was translated into English, that passage read "the sons of the gods", plural. But the Bible accounts are only one of so many that describe the same theme.

The Sumerian clay tablets, found in what we now call Iraq in the middle of the 19th century, tell a similar story. It is estimated they were buried around 2,000 BC, but the stories they tell go back long before that. The tablets talk of a race of "gods" from another world who brought advanced knowledge to the planet and interbred with humans to create hybrid bloodlines. These "gods" are called in the tablets, the "Anunnaki", which apparently translates as "those who from heaven to earth came."

The ancient accounts tell us that these hybrid bloodlines, the fusion of the genes of selected humans with those of the "gods", were put into the positions of ruling royal power, especially in the ancient Near and Middle East, in advanced cultures like Sumer, Babylon, and Egypt. But it happened elsewhere, also, as you will find, for example, in the amazing information provided on this site by the African Zulu shaman, Credo Mutwa, and in the incredible Credo videos, Reptilian Agenda, parts one and two. He tells the same story from the black African tradition that I have uncovered elsewhere in the world.

The accounts of the "serpent race" in ancient cultures are simply endless wherever you look and the serpent, reptilian, symbolism in relation to theAnunnaki and other versions of these "gods" is equally widespread. We see this in the Bible, for instance, with the serpent in the "Garden of Eden"- a story which clearly comes from the Sumerian accounts, as does the story of Moses in the bulrushes, a story told about a Sumerian king long before the Bible. This is why I found it so astounding when I was told by Zecharia Sitchin, the best-known translator of the Sumerian tablets, that there was no evidence of a serpent race in the ancient world. Of course there is. He also strongly advised me in relation to the serpent race."Don't go there". Why, when the evidence, ancient and modern, is so enormous?

From these bloodlines has come the origin of the "divine right of kings", the belief that only certain bloodlines have the god-given right to rule. In truth this is not the "divine" or "God" at all. It is the right to rule from the reptilian "gods" by way of your hybrid genetics.

These bloodlines later became the royal and aristocratic families of Europe and, thanks to the "Great" British Empire and the other European empires, they were exported to the Americas, Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and right across into the Far East, where they connected with other reptilian hybrid bloodlines, like those, most obviously, in China, where the symbolism of the dragon is the very basis of their culture.

These reptilian-human hybrid lines became the political and economic rulers of these lands occupied by the European empires and they continue to rule these countries to this day. The United States of America has been home to hundreds of millions of people since 1776. What's more, these people came from an amazingly diverse genetic pool. And yet, wait for this, the 42 who havebecome Presidents of the United States are all related!!! Thirty-Three of them alone go back to Charlemagne, one of the most famous monarchs of what we call France. He just happens to be a major figure in the story of these bloodlines and their expansion out of Britain, France, Germany, and elsewhere.

[see: THE WINDSOR-BUSH BLOODLINE on david icke’s site for more on this]


The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, the British royal family, and the ruling political and economic families of the US and the rest of the world comefrom these SAME bloodlines. This is why the so called Eastern Establishmentfamilies of the United States interbreed with each other as obsessively as the European royal and "noble" families have always done. And similar families across the world. It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure - the reptilian-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to "shape-shift".

You will also see references on the site to "shape-shifting", the phenomena in which witnesses have reported seeing people (most often those in positions of power), transform before their eyes, from a human form to a reptilian one and then back again. You will find much about this in The Biggest Secret and Credo Mutwa confirms exactly the same experience in black Africa. Once again, ancient and modern accounts support each other. The ancient gods of the Indus Valley, the Nagas, were said to have been able to take either human or reptilian form.

Former US president, George Bush, incidentally, is mentioned more than any other person in my experience in relation to shape-shifting. This is why his son is being brought through in the 2000 presidential election.

Presidents are not EL-ected by ballot, they are SEL-ected by blood. Al Gore, his "Democratic" opponent in the one-party state, is also from this bloodline. Look almost anywhere in the world in a position of significant power and you will find the same.

The reptilian symbolism you see around you with gargoyles, in coats of arms, in advertising, and so on, is all part of this. These "gods" could not take over the planet openly because there are not enough of them, so they are doing it covertly by appearing human. Movies like They Live, The Arrival (the first, not the sequel), and the US television series, V, tell the story of what is REALLY going on. I urge you to think about watching these movies to get up to speed if you are new to all of this.

New World Order and conspiracy researchers also have political and religious belief systems to defend and while they uncover one level of the conspiracy, most reject and even ridicule what I am saying about the reptilian connection. That's fine, but unless they encompass this bigger picture they will never, in my view, understand what is truly happening all around us.

As Ghandi said: "Even if you are in a minority of one, the truth is still the truth". And as a result of the waves The Biggest Secret has caused, and the new information, experiences, and accounts the book and this website have attracted from all over the world, there is a growing understanding that this apparently bizarre, crazy, story is actually true. That the world may indeed be controlled by reptilian bloodlines that hide behind apparently human form and it is this understanding which pulls together all the apparently unconnected information on this site into a very much connected whole.

Here are some examples:


RELIGION:
If you wish to control a mass population, you have to disconnect them from the true knowledge of who they are and their own infinite potential to manifest their own destiny and control their own lives. You have to persuade them that they are insignificant and powerless so they will live their lives in accordance with that.

This is where religion has been one of the most effective weapons of the Illuminati and the reptilian bloodlines. It fills people with fear of a judgmental God and tells them that unless they believe that the "truth" of all that is can be found in one book or belief system, they are going to hell or will experience other extremely unpleasant consequences.

Different religions have also been wonderful vehicles for dividing and ruling the people through arrogant, self-righteous, inter-religious conflict. The reptilians created the religions for this reason and the key players within them do not even begin to believe the nonsense they parrot to their followers. They just want the population to believe it, so they will be easy to control. This is why you find so many famous "Christian" evangelists, for example, are actually Satanists. Their "Christianity" is just a smokescreen.


MEDICINE AND MEDIA:
The suppression of the true knowledge of healing and the domination of drug and surgery-based "medicine" ensures that the human physical body operates at far less than its optimum potential. This is the reason for the blatant misrepresentation and suppression of the so-called "alternative" forms of healing which have been around for thousands of years longer than modern "medicine".

Food additives, fast food, flouride in the water supplies, the poisons we put on the land and therefore eat in our food and drink in our water, are all suppressing not only our physical health and vibrance, but, most crucially, our brain functions and intellect. A fully awake, mentally sharp, population is the last thing you need if you want to control them. Thus the reptilian bloodlines also put so much emphasis on controlling "education" and the media. This allows them to feed us a constant diet of brainless crap, like game shows, while the "news" media tells us what the controllers want us to think. Most journalists are so brain-dead themselves, so lacking in understanding of what they are part of, that they, like most of the population, play a part in advancing an agenda they do not even know exists.


MIND CONTROL
This is obviously very related to religion, which is, for me, the greatest form of mass mind control yet invented. So is advertising and television. But mind control goes much deeper than that. The Illuminati-reptilian mind-control projects have produced literally millions of mind-controlled robots in endless walks of life, who are programmed to carry out the Illuminati agenda.

There are many electronic ways that this is done today, but one of the key methods is trauma-based mind control. This is where people are traumatised through sexual abuse, violence, being forced to witness and take part in human sacrifice rituals, and countless other horrors. Such experiences activate the mechanism in the mind which shuts out memories of extreme trauma.

One expression of this, which many people have experienced, is when they cannot recall the memory of a bad car crash. They can remember before and after,but not the impact. The mind puts an amnesic barrier around the memory so we do not have to keep re-living it. This is a good thing, but the Illuminati have developed methods of using this technique to traumatise a mind over and over until it fragments into a honeycomb of disconnected amnesic barriers. They then program these different fragments of mind (altars as they call them) with different tasks. The tasks are pre-programmed to be activated with a "trigger" word, colour, sound, or whatever. Once the trigger is given that programming locks in and the person will do whatever they have been programmed to do.

This can be to have sex with a famous politician, which they will not remember; to assassinate someone like John Lennon; to go crazy with a gun in a school, which leads to gun control etc. The concentration camps of Nazi Germany under the supervision of the "Angel of Death", Josef Mengele, were one of the major centres for such experimentation. Mengele was taken to the United States and South America after the war by the Illuminati under the name Doctor Green or Greenbaum to continue his horrific "work". This manifested as the notorious mind-control project, MK Ultra. The China Lake Naval Weapons Center in the California desert was one of his premier bases of operation.

The most effective time to start this process of creating human robots is before the age of five or six. Hence you have the colossal child abuse networks and the Satanic ritual abuse of children exposed on this site and in mybooks.


THE ABUSE AND SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE OF CHILDREN,
AND HUMAN SACRIFICE CEREMONIES IN GENERAL
Staggering as it may seem, all of the above are massively widespread all overthe world. It is happening in your community now, I don't care where you are. I , and others, have been highlighting this for years and now, as you will see on this site, the scale of it, and the famous people involved, are coming to light at last.

Partly these rituals and abuse networks are to do with traumatising people, especially children, but it is far more than just that. Follow the Illuminati-reptilian bloodlines from the ancient world to now and they have ALWAYS taken part in human sacrifice ceremonies and blood-drinking. The sacrifices to "the gods" in the ancient accounts were literally sacrifices to the reptilians and their hybrid bloodines. The story of the blood-drinking Dracula is symbolic of these reptilian "vampires". One of the locations of this reptilian group would appear to be the star-system known as Draco and"draconian" certainly sums up the Illuminati.

To hold their human form, these entities need to drink human (mammalian) blood and access the energy it contains to maintain their DNA codes in their "human" expression. If they don't, they manifest their reptilian codes and we would all see what they really look like. "Oh, my God, Mr. President, do you always eat your breakfast from across the room?".

From what I understand from former "insiders", the blood (energy) of babies and small children is the most effective for this, as are blond-haired, blue-eyed people. Hence these are the ones overwhelmingly used in sacrifice, as are red- haired people also, it appears.

This is why people like George Bush, Henry Kissinger, and a stream of the other Illuminati "big names" are exposed in my books and on this site as reptilian shape-shifters who take part in human sacrifice and blood drinking. The two go together. There also appears to be a very significant emphasis among the Illuminati-reptilians and their offshoots with paedophilia, which is rampant on this planet.

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I would emphasise also before I end here that I am exposing certain reptilian GROUPS behind the Illuminati, not the reptilian genetic stream in general. There are many of reptilian origin who are here to help humanity to free themselves from this mental and emotional bondage. Indeed, every one of us has a body with much reptilian genetics, including part of the brain called the R-complex, the reptilian brain. It is merely a matter of degree.

I trust this brief summary will help you to see the relevance of all the articles and information you will find on this site. In the end all these apparently unconnected "conspiracies" are part of ONE conspiracy designed to introduce ONE agenda. The reptilian control of Planet Earth and its entire population.

Love,

David

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> When a well-packaged web of lies
> has been sold gradually to the masses
> over generations, the truth will seem
> utterly preposterous and its speaker
> a raving lunatic.

that is ridiculous, i never heard such crap in my life

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OLYMPIC GAMES NOT!
THEY’RE NOT GAMES, THEY’RE NOT OLYMPIAN,
THEY’RE (mostly) AN ARMY ASYLUM’S DISPLAY
OF SICK, RUTHLESS, GOLD-DIGGING PHYSIO-FREAKS!

i don’t want this to sound sour. and it’s not intended as the overweight, overstuffed, Bud-slurping couch potato’s viewpoint on physical activity. i’m only slightly overweight, i’m not overstuffed, i seldom touch alcohol, i do a power walk every morning, have done yoga for decades, and have studied the alexander technique and various wisdom paths throughout my adult life.

i happily admit the Olympics™ have turned up some truly moving and inspiring personal achievements. BUT there’s something truly rotten in the state of Denmark, and i am very worried about the message it is sending out to young people (of any age!). a Truth needs to be voiced - for the good of everyone.

there are not, after all, that many of these Olympians, what, 0.01% of the population? you might maintain they’re special, but no way are they NORMAL! they’re actually a very small group indeed, many of whom were encouraged into it by the armed forces or rich parents, though, personally, i’d be more worried if my kid joined them than if he latched on to a street gang. the latter you can grow out of, but i once heard a famous tennis player sum the whole thing up when he related how the moment he “knew his career was over” occurred when he “woke up one morning and couldn’t get out of bed.” seriously, what kind of health is that?!

the history of the ‘Olympic Games’ disappears into the mists of the sixteenth century BEFORE christ, but we know that they were held every four years beside the holy mountain of Olympus, “home of the gods” (which should give shamanic scholars pause for thought). the other thing we know for sure is that the “Games” represented some kind of “religious, sacred ceremony.”. totally unconnected with Nike, Coke or CASH, the Games must have been designed to display (or test) spiritual development. “spiritual”? some kind of ‘superior’ harmony of gifts and skills, some all-round evolutionary level attained. and when i say test i doubt that it was a competitive test between individuals, more a “personal best” excellence. which suggests the one ancient truth we know goes back to the very beginning of wisdom, indeed was carved in stone above the door of every sacred temple: KNOW THYSELF. not KNOW your calf muscles. an ideal of Balance, of “a healthy mind in a healthy body.”

i’m afraid that, when a culture is sick, as ours today certainly is, every aspect will be found to be sick too.


FURTHER FROM HEALTH THAN A FIVE THOUSAND METER RELAY
now i’ve seen more of the olympics than i’d planned - simply because BBC24, which i usually click into when i come off-line, has decided that 24 hour coverage of sally tying up her british shoes for the next “specialised competition” is “the news”. and what do i see?

i’ve already intimated that “spiritual” involves, not the separating of different functions in order to specialise in one or two in an unbalanced way (a fair description of the fundamental sickness in our present system), but rather a HARMONISING of different types and levels of skills to create some kind of Balanced Unity, Spiritual Wholeness. so what i see at the Olympics i can only call sick.

“a sense of well-being” is my dictionary’s definition of health. being a specialist hundred yard sprinter hardly suggests that. ‘balance’ is clearly a central aspect of well-being, but what i see is all these heavy, ugly, long-suffering... freaks! all these ‘specialists,’ extremists, fundamentalists, fysio-phascists each with a particular set of muscles grotesquely over-developed to the detriment of overall harmony. .

‘wise’ views would perceive these minor ‘olympian gods and goddesses’ as seriously and painfully out of kilter. and indeed the Huge Guilty secret of these Games is that such extremists are ALWAYS breaking down, always being afflicted by cramps, twisted hamstrings, the list seems endless and nobody’s immune. (does this sound more like war than ‘game playing’ to you?)

i don’t know if girls are fancying the near-naked guys but i don’t find myself fancying the females, that’s for sure! they’re all bone, brawn and sudden movement that could snap your dick off, not notice, and just power on through to gold!. nearly all bodies on display look over-muscled, all mono-developed for fast-forward, gettouttofmyfukkinway POWER. stiff, almost angry, certainly viciously treated and pushed to the limit, with no lightness, nor flexibility, nor ‘spirit’. the whole atmosphere is so competitive, so MILITARY, so macho.

truly, the first time i watched i was so disturbed and uncomfortable, like i was watching some alien reptile race, that i switched channels and, thank goddess, suddenly there on channel 4, without fuss or fanfare or silver medals but just for the funofit, was the other vision of the other Future - skateboarding, surfing - all about supreme FLEXIBILITY, instant reaction, the lightest of touches; personless effortless excellence, all, in a word, about BALANCE. and where the “Olympians” seem ‘armoured’ in the latest tight-assed, regimental, hi-speed, hi-tek plasti-gear like tecno-killers, the ‘alternative’ Future shows flowing, flexible, self-delighting raver-type bodies, soft pink organisms who dance that unmeasurable zen wave in loose, baggy gear, with an attitude so slack it’s surfing eternally on the cusp of a sloppiness that’d probably send those ‘professional olympic trainers’ apoplectic - like red-faced blustery colonels enraged at the sight of a (Cooperative) Flower Child!

GLADIATORS GOING FOR GOLD
such dinosauric worship of brute strength, power and competitiveness suggesting Roman Empire, Nazis, Soldiers, Titans, Communist Youth, Sparta! Nation Competing against Nation? - give us earthpeeps a break! we need Cool Lovers (surfers, dancers, keyboard cognoscenti) not Great Warriors - the planet’s too fragile! like soldiers, it’s obvious these ‘athletes’ (“strong, vigorous requiring physical strength”) have nothing else in their lives. they even boast proudly how ‘narrow’ their lives are, how they’ve devoted their last EIGHT YEARS to doing the same thing over and over again! the same fookin arm or leg MOVEMENT! - over and over and over, hour after day, week after month, year after decade!! this is not the different faculties working harmoniously together, it’s the head driving the body mercilessly, with the emotional brain reduced to just “KEEP GOING” or “FAIL”.

it’s certainly not “sport,” which my dictionary defines as “any outdoor activity engaged in for pleasure”. as for “Games”, the only sense of “play” i’ve seen has been when some unspoiled African came in hours behind all the other gladiators with a huge grin on his face. and everybody cheered at the tops of their voices - uncompetitively! just cheering on the human race, instead of a new world record by the width of the hair on an ant’s ass.. and, since a “good sport” is someone who “does not mind losing,” these soldier-athletes ain’t ‘sporty’..

one of the most disturbing aspects, though, certainly for this poor male, has been the sight of women LOOKING LIKE GUYS! - with bulging, rippling muscles, hard-angled faces full of an obsessive, focused ruthlessness. women, whose greatest contribution has to be that they never devolved to the body armouring of men, are holding their bodies so tight, chests pushed (proudly, militarily) upward, spine collapsed forwards, neck pulled strenuously, achingly back - check them out!

and yet, somehow, all these heavy meatsacks of muscle, blood, bone and sinew look simultaneously brittle, strained and stretched (daily! hourly!) out of their natural harmony till a single unplanned extra microgram will snap ‘em - and they do snap! all the time! every second sentence in the commentaries is about INJURIES - and they don’t mean banging your toe, they mean something twisting or spasming with stress. many retire forever at such points. for every champion who opens a string of designer sports centres there are thousands of ‘burned out battered meatoids’ in bars watching TV football and muttering how they ”coulda been a contender”.

i’m not being cruel, i’m trying to reach for the Truth behind the Trillion Dollar Spectacle being piped to us by the sponsors. there are some really moving things going on there too, but i’ll let our dear official sponsors tell you all the “good news” till the mad cows come home - as an alternative commentator, that’s not my job.

take the marathon, for example. it’s reported to be the Japanese “sacred event,” and you can sense (all your faculties working in harmony!) that it really is a test of a REAL something. the decathlon, the pentathlon and heptathlon, these amalgams of several skills, rather than depending on mono-muscular-system developments, do seem to come closer to the original olympian ideal of the balanced man, the Man in Harmony, Inside and Outside. yet still, even in the marathon (i watched the womens’ one) i swear the runners were so wrapped up in their alienated “goals and targets” that they ran through the beautiful city of Sydney and saw nothing but the red pain in their eyes! can THAT be HEALTH? they should be tested at the end for their powers of observation, sight, smell, what the fat ozzy lady on the Sydney bridge yelled out as they passed...

FRASER’S LAST LIFETIME AMBITION:-
THE HARMONIOUSLY DEVELOPED PLANET OLYMPICS
my final ambition is to stage the original SANE, SPIRITUAL OLYMPICS which would be a series of 64 arts, crafts, intelligence and personality tests and, yes, ‘disciplines,’ in which all participants compete to establish an overall, all-round winner.

included would be poetry writing and reading, love-making, singing, the marathon, dancing, painting, the hundred yard sprint, making music, nurturing, debating, logic, cycling, jumping, climbing, social skills, flower arrangement, swimming, acting, chess, team-playing, table tennis, net skills, philosophy, wrestling, x-games and so on. immediately you can see that the mile record holder would be totally useless at poetry, and dancing, and probably love-making. i’ll come right out and say that i doubt that a single one of Sydney’s Olympics contestants would last beyond the first few rounds. (just for fun, compare how carl lewis and the queen would get on.)

yes, my ambition is to organise the first HARMONIOUSLY DEVELOPED PLANET OLYMPICS - and WIN!!

:-) fraser. sept. 2000

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Nevada, USA
NUCLEAR FREE GREAT BASIN GATHERING
October 6TH - 9TH, 2000, Peace Camp - Newe Sogobia
Across from the main entrance to the Nevada Test Site, 65 miles Northwest of Las Vegas, NV, Mercury Exit off Hwy 95.
http://www.shundahai.org/great_basin_2k.html

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> With the future of the Dome still uncertain
If they gave the money back to the public of Britain each of us would get £16:60. A tidy sum for some!
Peter Johnson / Sony Computer Entertainment Europe

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The aurora is likely to be visible from the UK over the next few months. To sign up so they’ll send you alerts when atmospheric conditions are favourable, contact:-
http://www.aurorawatch.york.ac.uk/

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‘LIVE FROM THE PEACE ROOM’ airs Wednesdays at 5pm Pacific Time on Wisdom Media’s internet radio, and is also available on-demand afterwards.
OCTOBER 4 THE EMERGING UNIVERSAL HUMAN
with guest research physiologist Dr. Valerie Hunt, pioneer in human bioenergy field research.
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Wisdom uses Real Network's RealPlayer G2, which can be downloaded FREE at
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Sheffield, UK
SUN OCT 1 TIME FOR CHILLIN
(and first Sundays 5th Nov, 3rd Dec, 17th Dec) Northern England's only night dedicated to chillin' returns for a monthly residency at a new venue, Revolution the Vodka Bar. The sofa-rich Revolution is the perfect place for the mix of chilled beats and visual arts provided by residents DR CHILL, UNITY DUB and guests, first up being TONY NUTOPIA with his deep ambient jazz, plus video-mix artist Asura. 1 Mappin St., Sheffield S1. 7pm onwards. FREE
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Paris
THURS OCT 5 "MY HOUSE"
Avec les DJ'S : TERRY LAIRD (resident My House), THOMAS
DI MATTEO & PASCAL R. Accompagné par les percussions de FRANCK SAMBA.
La soirée sera illustrée parles exélents visuels du collectif YAKA.
GIBUS, 18, rue du Faubourg du Temple 75011 Paris. (Métro: République)
à partir de 22H30 40FRS (Gratuit jusqu¹à 0H00 contre une photo de votre maison)

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UK
SUN OCT 1 FROM PRISON TO PARADISE
“The secret manipulation of the human race by aliens going back thousands of years” presented by DAVID ICKE, the ex-football reporter turned mystic, “using hundreds of visuals, video footage and lots of humour” (it says here).
Conspiracy theories? This has them all! If you catch THIS you’ll NEVER need to read another book on conspiracies BECAUSE THIS GUY HAS PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER! (but then what does an ex-alcy footballer who dismisses ‘alternative culture’ in a coupla pages REALLY understand about true reality, you might ask)
Blackheath Concert Halls. 10am-6pm. (0208-463-0100)
OCT 3 Bristol (01179-253845) OCT 5 Leeds (01132-430808) OCT 8 Birmingham (013840812812) OCT 15 Dublin (01670-9202)

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APOCALYPSE - IT AIN’T
by daniel morgenstern
I return from the Royal Academy, disappointed, yet semi impressed with the staging of the show. It hangs well (!) but the content (is there any?) drowns in some kind of murky nothingness.

OK, I liked Tim Noble and Sue Webster's heaps of garbage and their shadows on the wall.. But that would be an obvious choice for me, recycling type that I am, no?

I stood in line for ten minutes to see Mariko Mori's installation. I was in this sphere for five minutes and it was kinda trippy. Acid tabs should be supplied for max effect. The shrine itself is quite impressive. Aeroplane slippers are supplied. Anal retentive's delight!

I was looking for a swastika with the Chapman's but didn't find it. But hey, I don't look for such things in general.

I was NOT titillated by Chris Cunningham's sex-violence clip (yes, I call it a clip). Why does sex have to be connected with power and violence? Oh, I forgot; the show is called Apocalypse.

Well, Apocalypse it ain’t.

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“truly great stuff. I work for capitalist scumbag pigs and this stuff really helps. I will always eat the parsley garnish. Thanks
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PRAGUE. SOME TRUTHS FROM THE FRONT LINE

Right then,
There's been a group of people working in Prague for months on organising/co-ordinating the protests called INPEG. They'd rented an old empty dusty disused factory as a Convergence Centre, where there were meetings in the week running up to September 26th (S26). The Dutch activist caterers Rampenplan did the food, although not before being refused entry to the country and having to have INPEG make representations to the government.

Activists have been staying all over the city in hostels and rented apartments, and some took up the camping space in a stadium that the authorities sanctioned at the the personal behest of President and often-imprisoned-by-the-Communists bloke Vaclav Havel. Quite what sport is played at the stadium is uclear, it's got no grass only rock. More like a gladiator arena really.

There were meetings at the Convergence Centre all day every day (and meetings about meetings about meetings), with a mass spokes council in the evenings, sometimes like a normal meeting and sometimes similarly organised to the Seattle protest. (people assemble in their groups, with one person at the front to be their speaker. The speakers all face each other in a circle. It makes things quicker and simpler.

There were a lot of UK activists, a lot of Spanish (especially Catalans), and many from USA, Germany, Holland, Greece, Italy and Poland and also some from Norway, Ireland, slovakia and Czech. Reuters reported that the bad weather was putting many activists off coming. The weather has been lightly overcast in the morning and sunny in the afternoon every day since Friday. Lying fuckers.

Many Czech activists supported what was going on, but were scared of reprisals from the police if they were sen to be involved. The police force is still to fully realise that the Velvet Revolution took place. There is an active Secret Police, and acitivsts are frequently harrassed and beaten.

The plan was that there would be a mass meetup on S26 at 10am in a square caled Namesti Miru, about 2km north of the Conference Centre where the WB/IMF were meeting. The IMF/WB would already be in the Centre, the plan was to block them in. The demonstration in Namesti Miru was approved by the authorities, but not any marches. As soon as people marched out of the square it would become an illegal demonstration.

There would be three predominant colours of clothing and flags, pink, blue and yellow. The three colours would take different routes to the Centre.

However, the UK folks had turned up with a load of pink and silver stuff, but didn't want to be on the pink march (which was going to play it safe and be largely the international Socialists such as the Socialist Workers Party). So they decided to be a fourth route, and, unlike the other three, wouldn't have a predecided route plan.

There was a central communications place called Centrum. They would receive phone calls from people on the streets and relay the information to other sections of the marches and the autonomous groups roving the city. Centrum was to be in a secret location, with a similar set-up in a vehicle ready to take over should the police raid Centrum.

There were also CB radios and a pirate radio broadcast to help relay information (the pirates sadly never got up and running), so that if the mobile phone networks crashed then communications could still happen.

There were also cycle couriers for scouting areas ahead and around marhes, and also as medics. Cycles are unfollowable by police - they go down alleys that cars can't follow, and they are too fast for people on foot, and following on bike would be too conspicuous. I think that once we have our own cycle medics we are, by definition, rocking.

The total number of people is not reliably reported, but ssems to be between ten and fifteen thousand. marches went off, the blue west, the yellow south and the pink and silver south-east. The pink followed on and joined up with the yellow.

The yellow was largely composed of activists from Ya Basta, a full-on Italian group. They wear as much protective padding, helmets and gas masks as the riot cops. They can, and do, behave in the same fast and effective way at riot cops. When the police blocked their way, they repeatedly charged the lines, immune to batons, and actually took the batons off the police!

However the road, Legerova, was a four-lane bridge, so the police lines easily held. But the Yellow line was also easy to hold, and it blocked the main route north from the conference Centre, crucial to blocking the delegates in.

The blue route had gone west to the river, then south and were now coming back in towards the Centre along Vnislavova/Slavojova. The police put barricade fences in their way, which the marchers charged at and pulled back into *their* lines to make a barricade. The police charged, and were met with a hail of cobbles and other missiles. The police responded with loud firework stun-grenades (nicknamed 'flashbangs') that have a powerful freak-out panic-causing effect. Several Molotov cocktails were thrown by the blues, and the police fired CS gas and water cannon. An old woman in a residential building on the street poured buckets of water on to the police, while at the back of the crowd an old local man passed cobble stones to the stone-throwers. The charges went back and forth for an hour or so.

Meanwhile the pink and silver march, led by their own very looud and groovy samba band had circled clockise round to the south east of the Centre on the main road south, Kvetna, and were 200m away before they met police lines. The road was occupied by armoured vehicles and water cannon, so they moved across to the smaller streets directly south of the Centre, after dploying the Tactical Frivolity squad to go and dance by the police and dust them with feather dusters.

The march pushed up to the police lines, the police batoned those at the front and threw stun grenades, the march retreated then returned and some missiles were thrown. The police water-cannoned. The water cannon was not as powerful as it is elsewhere.

This now meant that the Conference Centre was encircled at a distance of 200-500m.

By this time the blue march had retreated to their barricade, and they had a surplus of people needed to hold it. Half of them went south and round to join up with the pink and silver. The eastern side of Kvetna later gort extra numbers from some of the pink Socialist march who weren't needed at the back of the Yellows.

There was some back-and-forthing for the rest of the afternoon, but basically these positions held. They were clearly in sight of the delegates in the Centre - many of whom will have been at the previous WB/IMF/WTO meetings that have had this reaction.

There were some police with minor injuries, and many protesters with minor injuries. One protester was seriously hurt in a police baton charge, getting a head wound and a broken arm. like many she was grabbed by police and taken tom hospital against her will. This particular woman rang friends who came and took her to a safe house and gave her attention from a qualified nurse. Like I said, when we do this stuff we are rocking.

The social event for delegates at the National Opera was due to start at 6pm, but this was cancelled and delegates were ordered not to leave the Centre. Some Blue group had found a way to the railway running under the bridge that the Yellow group were blockading. This led them to the walls of the Centre, which they started to climb. A number of activists - thought to be in double figures - made it into the Centre complex itself. A few windows were broken, others spoke to delegates.

Because the roads were closed, the Metro (underground train) station in the Centre complex was starting to be used to ferry delegates out. Activsts went to the stations either side and the line was shut down. Eventually, a group of ambulances were used to ferry delegates out. I mean, not even the armoured personnel carriers, but hiding behind a Red Cross! This is so unbelievable cynical! Of course, all protesters cleared the road because they might have actually been carrying sick people, and the chance couldn't be taken.

As it got dark people dispersed. In the city centre several hundred people went to the Opera house until there was confirmation that the delegates event was cancelled. In Wenceslas Square a number of the protesters joined a large group of Czechs who systematically trashed McDonald's, KFC and banks. Other smaller and local businesses were largely untouched.

Over the day there had been dozens of arrests, but in the evening the police came in in force and the total went quickly up into the hundreds. Figures released this afternoon by Czech police say 859 arrests in total over the two days. Of these 230 were foreign and 629 were Czech. 130 of the foreigners have been deported. They also say that a female Spanish activist got a broken spine and a broken femur when she jumped from a first floor window while being interrogated. (Anyone else seen Dario Fo's 'Accidental Death Of An Anarchist'?).

Some acivists have been released and report hauge human rights abuses. They were kicked whenever they fell asleep, they were given no food whatsoever, some were beaten by gangs of police, including some people being tied up first. some have broken fingers, some have chipped teeth. They have been held in cells 4m square with over 20 people in. They have been refused legal advice. All of these things contravene basic human rights and have no place in a supposedly civilised country. This isn't 1970s Czechoslovakia, this is 2000 in the country that's next in line to join the EU. none of this is reported over here, and I bet it's not being reported where you are either.

The Czech media have focussed on police injuries. A policeman with a broken nose is the image we've seen again and again. Of course we can assume they'll be going for the most dramatic and brutal image they can find, and a broken nose is the worst they've got. Activists with that level of injury didn't even go to hospital. Always bear that in mind when you see figures for police injuries and protester injuries. And yet the protester injuries are invariably greater. Yet the protesters are criticised for violence. It was the police who came armed and armoured, the police who dealt the first blows, the police who inflicted the real injuries. Oh, and the gang of 50 fascists who briefly pelted a march with stones got no mention either.

The WB/IMF cancelled today's meetings saying it was nothing to do with the protests, honest guv, it was just that they had nothi9ng more to talk about. Like ten thousand fianciers charged with releiving global poverty and inequality and securing a global free-trade system have nothing to talk about.

Today there have been numerous demonstrations in support of those detained, resulting in at least 30 more arrests.

This email's gone on a long time already, and I've not really discussed any issues. I just want to know a true story and some real hard facts are going out there.

Merrick. Prague.

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Since 1989 and the end of the soviet Bloc, the GDP of the all the ex-Communist countries except |Poland has fallen.

A quote from 'Emerging Markets', the daily paper for delegates at the IMF/WB conference (which incidentally featured a full-page advert headed 'Nigeria's Privatization: Opportunities for International Investment'); "Many [Highly Indebted Poor Countries] have seen their fuel import bills triple over the past 18 months, at a time when world prices for their own agricultural export earners such as cotton, coffee and cocoa have been depressed".

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IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH THING IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTIS.
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SAT SEPT 23 THE CLASSIC MUSIC COMPANY 5TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
Main Room: DERRICK CARTER, DJ HEATHER (Chicago), LUKE SOLOMON and MARKUS NIKOLAI (live)
Lounge: ROB MELLO, JUSTIN HARRIS (Freaks) and ANU PILLAI (Freeform Five)
10pm - 6am @ The End, 18 West Central Street, London WC1

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When a well-packaged web of lies
has been sold gradually to the masses
over generations, the truth will seem
utterly preposterous and its speaker
a raving lunatic.
- Dresden James

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FRI SEPT 22 MAS LA BII
Uncompromising Senegalese band on UK tour in the mould of Yossou Ndour and Baaba Maal
9.30-3am Limpopo Club, 38 King Street, WC2 £7/8. info:- 0207-836-1973

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London SAT SEPT 30 SMOKEY BEARS PICNIC & FREE CANNABIS IN THE PARK
Speakers Corner, Hyde Park at noon (or probably later if you’re a toker!)
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Explore Mars from your desk - Mars picture library with over 20,000 pictures!!
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London
FRI SEPT 22 'XEN FESTIVAL’ DAY TWO
Room 1 - Coldcut LIVE, Kid Koala + P-Love, Amon Tobin, Fink, Hexstatic
Room 2 - Neotropic, Mixmaster Morris
Room 3 - DJ Food (Strictly Kev), Mr Scruff, The Light Surgeons
93 FEET EAST. BRICK LANE, £10/£12
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spAOLling dikshonary follo up:-

:-P  	poking fun
>:-|	frown
;-) 	wink
:-D 	big smile
@_@ 	mashed  (my favourite, as in   @_@ agin )

“I like the emoticons and abbreviations list. A standard at computery helpdesk places is rtm. Its for when you've been asked to solve a problem which wouldn’t have been a problem if the user decided to 'read the manual'. An irate version for obvious incidents is rtfm.

And while we're on the subject, 'world wide web’ contains three syllables but ‘www' has nine. What kinda abbreviation is that?!
Lovelovelove to one and all,”
Merrick xx

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HEMP INDUSTRIES ASSOCIATION VOTE RALPH NADER FOR PRESIDENT
After the robustly argued endorsement at their annual convention last weekend, HIA President Cindy Biggers concluded: “Green Party candidate Ralph Nader is the only high-profile presidential candidate with the courage to talk about hemp and other environmental and economic issues. We'll be working hard to get him into the upcoming TV debates."

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THE CHANGE-FOR-THE-BETTER TIMEZONE
“With the future of the Dome still uncertain, I propose that Fraser Clark becomes the future Captain of the PleasureDome. He works incessantly to give the masses a good time. A partnership with Sony or the BBC would ensure all the state-of-the-art spiral-fractal sound/light systems and screen technology anyone could demand.

A funding from Government/Lottery/Europe of haffa million squidda week should ensure a good time for all. At 26 million a year, that would be a massive saving on current spending there.

Once it’s up and ready, I feel in my bones that this structure is eventually going to levitate and take the beautiful people inside on regular trips past the Big Wheel and onwards around the known universe.

C'mon people, we have now arrived in the change-for-the-better timezone. DEMAND AND YE SHALL GET! Cosmic Love,”
Barry Mason PSI
Psychedelic Shamanic Institute
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Paris FRI SEPT 29 MON CHERI(E)
Salle House: DJ PATRICK VIDAL & MAT
Salle World Music & LE CABARET "MA CHERIE çA C'EST PARIS":
DJ CHOUM & SOUNDAR + JENNY BEL AIR.
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GONG - AMERICAN TOUR SEPT/OCT
SAT SEPT 23 Capon Bridge WV, 5th Annual Autumn Equinox Festival, Buffalo Gap Community Campground, Festival FRI 9/22 - Sun 9/24, www.walther-productions.com/5autumnequinox.htm Advance tickets $65. $80 gate
SUN SEPT 24 Columbus OH, Thirsty Ear, 1200 West 3rd Ave, (614 299 4987) $15
TUE SEPT 26 Cleveland OH, Odeon, 1295 Old River Rd, (216 574 2525) $12.
WED SEPT 27 Boston MA, House of Blues, 96 Winthorpe St, Cambridge (617 491 2100) $18
FRI SEPT 29 Providence, Met Cafe, 130 Union St, Providence (401 860 2142) $12/14
SAT SEPT 30 New York City NY, Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St, (212 219 3006) $15/17
SUN OCT 1S Philadelphia, Trocadero Theatre, 1003 Arch Street, (215) 922-6888) $15/16
WED OCT 4 Canada, Quebec, Kashmir Club, 1018 rue St Joan, (418 522 1611) $18 (Can)
THURS OCT 5 Toronto, The Comfort Zone, 480, 486 Spadina Ave (416 975 0909) $15 (Can)
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the probable minority of YOUs who’re interested in altered states, trance music and info on psychedelic pioneers, mite chekkout:
http://www.directionalspace.com

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Paris
TEA DANCE ORIENTAL DU GLOBO.
Il fait sa rentrée, une ambiance chaude et épicée pour une fin de week end en beauté, du rai, du R.N.B et du Hip Hop pour les garçons les plus chauds de Paris. DJ: SALAH de 18 heures tous les dimanches.@ Le Globo: 8, bld de Strasbourg 75010. 40 frs (métro: Strasbourg St Denis)
info: 0140160988

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Japanese researcher Masaru Emoto has recently photographed the effect of ideas, words, and music upon molecules of water. A frozen water sample from the Fujiwara Dam lake showed a structure that was dark and amorphous, with no crystalline formations. After a one-hour prayer practice beside the dam, new water samples were taken, frozen and photographed. The change was stunning: the blob of the former sample became a clear, bright-white hexagonal crystal-within-a-crystal. For more on info:- www.spiritofmaat.com/vol1e/consciouswater.html

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CYBER CITIZENS ACTIVIST BUREAUS? PIRGs are advocates who will go to action on the issues that most concern you. As they put it, "When consumers are cheated, or our natural environment is threatened, or the voices of ordinary citizens are drowned out by special interest lobbyists, the state PIRGs speak up and take action." With hot topics from political campaign reform to drinking water quality, and forums where you can easily voice your opinion to the powers that be, the best part still remains the section devoted entirely to protecting consumers and fighting corporate abuses. http://www.colonize.com/c.php3?i=cs,0913,o3&e=3989263
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Live from the Peace Room airs Wednesdays at 5pm Pacific Time on Wisdom Media’s internet radio at http://www.wisdommedia.com, and is also be available on-demand afterwards.
WED SEPT 27: THE NATURE OF THE QUANTUM TRANSFORMATION WE’RE IN NOW
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London
SUN SEPT 17 Grand finale of COIN STREET COMMUNITY FESTIVAL http://www.jazzservices.org.uk/fest/festc/CoinStreetFestival.htm

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A SHOW OF HANDS
Doctors have identified and named Dr Strangelove’s Syndrome in which brain damage causes hands to perform involuntary actions, just as the right hand of the Peter Sellers’ film character kept making Nazi salutes.

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=== AASSPPEECCTTSS OOFF RRAAVVEE CCUULLTTUURREE. OONNEE ===
San Francisco
SIX A.M. ETERNAL AND JUST BACK FROM THE COME UNITY/WICKED PARTY

i was born into rave culture through the Come Unity and Wicked full moon parties, and what i learned was that through dancing, in this case to house music, you could transform your life. as malachy, the original producer, said: "when you open your heart, and trust the whole group you dance with; and they return it, a higher vibration can be reached." that higher state is union with the 'oneness of all that is." this is at the core of my spiritual life. unity with others, and the one through dance and music. and that’s what raving is to me.

Come Unity has been going for nearly a decade on the first wednesday of the month. and i’ve arranged my life so i can attend. when i work for others i always negotiate the first thursday of each month off. this is my "church." these dancers are my brothers and sisters. i have shared some awesome community experiences with them and the Come Unity crew.

a few months ago, when security measures at the regular venue, the 1015, became draconian, the party began to die. at one horrible low point even i left around 3 because the vibe had vanished. even worse, CU is malachy's only source of income. he was paralyzed in a motor accident returning from a full moon. he comes to most parties in his wheel chair. so not only was this experience i valued in danger, but my friend was in a financial crisis. we are a family. we were all worried.

so last night was the big test: could the special vibe of CU be reborn in a new setting? i tell you i dreaded going because i didn't want to deal with the possibility it wasn't going to work.

well, praise the gods, last night's party saw my family back together again!!! the house was packed with househeads. malachy going from room to room welcoming everyone home. and from dj garth's set to jeno's smoldering encore at 5am the house indeed did rock forth. i mean, for many many minutes (and as you dancers know this is a precious experience) i was completely one with the music and the lovely people around me - as good for sure as the best sex or "mystical" experience i've ever had. this is why, as a kinda ‘weird old raver’, i continue to dance:) and that’s why this culture is special to me. this raving, this dancing, is the authentic primeval experience of ecstasy, a tribal mind/heart fuck, if u will.

finally, i'm a person, believe it or not, who by nature sees the cup as half empty:( but even i am feeling encouraged and optimistic about some of the stuff happening in our scene lately. i believe our community will not die. it is reforming. we are building something that will take the best of our past and combine it with new energy and creativity. YEA!!!!!

apollo

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London
FRI SEPT 15 PEOPLE'S GLOBAL ACTION BENEFIT
EARTH TRIBE, NOMADIX ROOTS and HEAD JAM; with comedian ROB NEWMAN, films, stalls, veggie food @ West Indian Cultural Centre, 9 Clarendon Road, N8. £5 http://www.agp.org

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DOES BOOZE MAKE A WoMan OF YOU?
Health Canada scientists have tested the currently hip theory that, because of the proven presence of female hormones in beer, drinking it might be turning men into women When they fed 100 men 6 pints of beer each, they observed that “100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.”
//YOU
On the other hand, smoking grass has been established to have 3 drawbacks. One, it messes up your short term memory... and, two, .. I forget the other 2.
//YOU
One other rather amazingly positive observation on the current football mania. Maybe it’s not just one more sign of humanity dumbing down towards the End of the World. The current series of ads for Sky TV show a man having a Difficulty, whereupon 2 brawny football supporters encourage him to “just let it all out, let the power of football into your life to help you to release your emotion.”
Could this be the amazingly healthy reason (besides megabuck capitalism) behind the massive growth in football madness? It’s actually a whole, increasingly global generation of macho, repressed “tuff guys” learning to express their “female side”?!

“Oh, he’s fitba’ crazy, He’s fitba’ mad, For the fitba it has robbed him Of the little bit of sense he had.” Scottish folk song.

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=== STOP PRESS ===
MONDAY 4/9/2000
/ mid afternoon / intervention boardroom b, 4th floor, west block, M.A.A.F, whitehall place, whitehall,. ondon: EU regulation on the subsidy for hemp farming within the european union will NOT be applicable after this year! it’s probable that, without the subsidy, the cultivation of hemp will disappear within the EU.
R.I.P

NO MORE HEMP GROWING IN EUROPE TILL AT LEAST 2004!
the meeting at M.A.F.F was to tell the growers, processors & anybody who cared what the ruling was from Brussels, which has now been rubber stamped, affecting the flax & hemp industries. the N.U.F was present, claiming that this was the last crop that could possibly save the farms from going under.

in a word, the subsidy will now be so low that it will cost farmers huge amounts of money to grow it. with no major markets to sell it to, I can’t see them doing it for the love of it.. and, since the next review is march 2003, even if they change the subsidy on hemp then the first crop would not be ready till September 2004.

when this first raised its head last November I stood at the WARP EXPERIENCE week after week trying to inform people that the U.N was putting presser on the E.U to tighten up its hemp/cannabis laws, but, as you know yourself Fraser, IT’S NOT EASY WAKING PEOPLE UP TO SOME OF THE FACTS THAT AFFECT THEM! with subsidised hemp and flax growing in Europe now terminated, it’s down to the independents using all of the crop rather than farmers chasing subsidies. but independent hemp growers in Europe are very thin on the ground.

a corollary is this. I cannot see the law on cannabis (smoking type) beginning to be relaxed since relaxing the law on that would free the hemp! I think we got it the wrong way round. FREE HEMP TO FREE CANNABIS.

info: rowanbowyer@hempgarden.co.uk

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NOT AS WE KNOW IT, BUT IT’S LIFE!
“Because it is alive it’s not like chemical pollution which you can clean up, or even nuclear waste - it might take thousands of years, as in the case of Chernobyl, but it will eventually disappear. GM, once it gets into the environment, is probably impossible to stop or recall”
Lord Melchett, Greenpeace exec director, at current trial in Norwich Crown Court.

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Morocco
NEW YEAR PARTY, DEC 20 - JAN 2 MOROCCO 2000
A historical festival on an island in Mansour Eddahbi lake in the region of Ouarzazate, in sight of the High Atlas snow peaks. A vast oasis sits at the shoreline, and the only construction on the island is an ancient castle ruin. The location is untouched, magnificent, and, well, surrealistic. The festival will encompass one of the most sophisticated and intricate sounds of our time, and will be a celebration of this music's great journey, tracing the history of trance from its North African tribal roots through to its universal electronic evolution.
http://www.accessallareas.org

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ASSASSINATION?
>> Diana Assassination? No question about it in my mind, for three primary reasons.

> Look, this is just reprehensible, scientifically speaking. I can think of a zillion reasons why ANYONE who dies might have been "assassinated".

u can? tell my dying mother.

>Give me one fucking shred of EVIDENCE, not imaginary "reasons why".

there’s a tonne of circumstantial evidence. what do u need to make u start thinking for yourself, fotografs and signed confessions?!
* why under a bridge? best place for an assassination.
* why paris - assassination capital of europe.
* the white audi that has escaped every search.
* the cctv tape showing henri perfectly sober
plus the fact that he had driven that route ten thousand times and knew every inch of it as everyone in paris does.
* all the cctv cameras along the route were not working - otherwise his car speed coulda been calculated
* all the incorrect info put out on the media from the very start - like that the car was doing 1250 etc etc
the list just goes on and on lissen it's not my job to do your research for you it's a citizen's duty if he believes in democracy. why even the fact that the brit press are not covering fayed's american moves.


>You're full of shit, and from this moment i will not read a word you have to say.

conspiracy rage!

>I threw away my Bible

more fool u. >and stopped believing in fairy-tales.

wrong again, there's more true history in there than in any roman general's chronicle or i suppose u r still brainwashed that those booze swilling macho carnivore meathead romans brought 'civilisation' to us pagan monkeys?! heh heh.

>I did not do so in order to have some loose-goose send me more of them. Your "reasons" are NOTHING but words.

and your 'defence' is nothing but snorts, grunts and oola-las.

>Love and Peace to you

u 2 jimmy!

fraser. sept 5.

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FOLLOWING THE NEW WORLD ORDERS?
“Mossad and the CIA are responsible for masterminding and executing that criminal act.” Libyan spokesman, regarding last week’s assassination of its ambassador to the Central African Republic."
(didn’t spot that reported in the press, huh? how about you, jimmy? or maybe u were just 2 bizzy reading about our boys being kidnapped, or maybe that was only because they were splashed all over the front pages. it’s all so fookin complicated how’s a soul to keep up, eh?>

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FRI SEPT 22 A SHAMANIC NIGHT with John Constable and Niall Mcdevitt
JOHN CONSTABLE, the performance-playwright and south London shaman, presents poems, songs and stories inspired by his experiments with lucid dreaming, sacramental chemicals and shape shifting, charts the emergence of his shamanic double, John Crow - extracts from I Was An Alien Sex God, Sha-Manic Plays, his new work, Raingods Become Me and The Southwark Mysteries. NIALL MCDEVITT, eternal sorcerer's apprentice, and a key performer in THE WARP EXPERIENCE, explores the theme of the urban shaman in poems, songs and bizarre autobiographical tales. SALON DES ARTS, 191 Queens Gate SW7. 8pm (enter the Hotel - the Salon is on the ground floor on the right) £7 /4 cons)

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EVERY MONDAY ANTI IRAQ SANCTIONS DEMO outside the Foreign Office in Whitehall from 5.30-7 - get down there and make some intelligent friends.

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=== AASSPPEECCTTSS OOFF RRAAVVEE CCUULLTTUURREE. TTWWOO ===
YOU STOP SHOUTING, WE’LL STOP HITTING YOU. PART 1
I saw the truncheon rise into the air above the policeman's head, it moved in the slow-motion of the movies towards the back of the young man sprawled on the ground. The man squirmed to his feet and sped away from the baton’s tip which hit the ground where the base of his spine would have been. I had no control over the words that shot out of my mouth: "Fuck you, I saw that!" and I looked the startled cop straight in the eyes.

I don't remember the exact words or actions of the next few seconds. I heard "Arrest her," and then I felt left alone, like I could have run. Looking back, the only way I could have escaped the melee of cops was the way that I‘d come and, if I’d turned at that moment, I would have seen the almost instantaneously appearing wall of bicycled cops barring the street behind me.

The term, "Fuck you," has not fared me well. It’s a terrible term I picked up from my born and bred New Yorker ex-husband. I said it to my sister once, meaning it lightly, a "What on earth do you mean?" in the Queen's English. It caused her to not speak to me for three days, having pronounced me a moron. Her treatment worked, and I’ve rarely used the term since. Until that day in Philadelphia at “the green riot” when this moronic mouth unleashed it to a pissed-off cop.

"I'm going home" was probably my first thought. My second was interest in the process. And my third was "Oh god, no!" And then began the sado-masochistic process of being a non-violent protester in the United States of America. Me, clearly a masochist for having allowed myself to get into a position against the cops; them, paid thugs who seemed trained to enjoy the cruelty.

One suited official smiled at me as I yelled as both my arms were forced behind me to the point of agony and held there. "If you stopped yelling” he said with seemingly pure Nazi pleasure playing across his small, mean lips, “they'd stop hurting you so much" Oh, such pure idiocy.

How embarrassing for Philadelphia and America that they’re suckered into being proud of their police force. America, America the land of S&M from Kindergarten to the Home for Retirees. Oh yes, officer, please officer, anything you say, officer! .Beat me with a dirty look if I ask directions, officer, please, oh, pretty please, trounce me with your big shiny truncheon, blow my brains away with your oiled pistol. Oh, officer, kill me, kill me, for I have sinned, I’m a white woman, I’m a black man, I’m a human being so defile me, officer, for daring to be someone in your vicinity with an opinion.

They pulled me by my elbow to the trunk of a car. Oh boy, this would be a sadist's wet dream. I can imagine, all too easily, what porn these cops try to find on the web. Amadou Diallo - they'd want an ass-shot as the broomstick rammed its splintery way in. Does that sound too strong? It's only a baby-step away from pushing, shoving, pulling, yanking, bruising, cutting, neurologically damaging, cursing and screaming at a non-violent British tourist on the streets of an American city.

Kate / new york.

<2 be continued>

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IT’S A FAIR COP
Robert Jordan, 49, rejected by the Connecticut police for scoring too high on an IQ test, lost his appeal for discrimination because “the same standards applied to all who took the test.”

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The //YOU UPGRADE Email SpAOLling Dikshonary
- evolution of a new language
* email inglish is midway between tokkin’ n riting
* u spellit like u tokkit
* tryin to rite’s fast’s u tok
* security-filter-free as in DR*GS
* keep down cost of fone text-messaging and emailing

we asked u las week to send in xamples and ere’s wot we hav so far.
keep on sending em in! we’ll print a fuller dikshonary in a coupla weeks.

:-) // pleased. just joking. like it.
:-( // opposite of above
lol // laffing out loud
rotf // rolling on the floor laffing
oic // oh, i see
btdt // bin there, dun that
mte // my thots exackly
brb // i’ll be rite bak
cya // see u soon!
b4 // before
btw // by the way
otoh // on the other hand
imho // in my humble opinion
2morrow 2day
tah - // take a hint
nywhere nybody
gr8 // very nice
fookin // [can’t give real meaning for this as AOL etc block notty words}
// this is indicated in cases where the email’s getting too long and
CAPS MEAN U R SHOUTING

Replacing sentences with jargon will damage the language” Nigel de Gruchy, NASUWT teachers union general secretary.

never mind nigel. KEEP SENDING THEM IN!

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GONG - AMERICAN TOUR SEPT/OCT
FRI SEPT 15 Denver CO, Soiled Dove, 1949 Market St. (303 299 0100) $13
SAT SEPT 16 Lawrence KS, Bottleneck, 737 New Hampshire, (785 842 5483) $15
MON SEPT 18 Chicago MI, House of Blues, 329 North Dearborn, (312 923 2029) $17.50
TUE SEPT 19 Milwaukee WI, Shank Hall, 1434 North Farwell, (414 276 7288) $16
WED SEPT 20 Minneapolis MN, First Avenue, 701 First Avenue North, (612 338 8407) $12


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DAN LIEBERMAN DEAD.
An Iboga researcher, photographer and a graduate student at Rhodes University, Dan had been working tirelessly with Iboga, the ultimate mystical African root once described by McKenna once as “a hundred times more intense than ayahuasca.” He had been supervising ‘treatments’ out in the Bush with the actual rootbark and, we understand, died in a car crash, an uncanny echo of Nicholas Saunder’s earlier death (author of ‘Ecstasy’ and ‘Ecstasy Revisited’). Dan once told me he’d first gone to Gabon to search for Iboga teachers carrying the only clue he had, a crazed foto of an “Iboga Witch Doctor” from some encyclopaedia, which he showed to people he met, asking if they knew this man!

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"this here update kept me aborbed through two pots of tea and a zippy Yippee or 2! wot a great fighting forum and forte for u!"
diana west.

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A CYBER CHASTITY BELT
has been invented by an Italian psychologist. Using microprocessors attached to the elastic of your underpants, the “chastity timer” records the frequency and length of time they are removed.
The proud inventor, Professor Giuseppe Cirillo, is currently working on a chastity chip which will sound an alarm on the partner’s mobile fone if the closing mechanism remains open more than 5 minutes.
To all of which there can b only one comment: DON’T GET COT WITH YER PANTS DOWN!
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DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY - actual label on Rowenta iron

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London
FRI SEPT 9 ESCAPE FROM SAMSARA
Uplifting Trance, Psychedelic techno, hard house
The Fridge, Town Hall Parade, Brixton Hill, Brixton
info: 0208- 889-5221
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WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS - actual label on Sainsbury's peanuts

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San Francisco
SAT SEPT 9 RADICAL/PSYCHEDELIC POETRY BANDS @ PARADISE LOUNGE
ALLEN COHEN and JOHN SINCLAIR, two ‘60s veterans and heroes, with their poetry bands:-
THE SAN FRANCISCO POETRY BAND with Allen Cohen (founder and editor of the legendary underground SAN FRANCISCO ORACLE (1966-68)
THE BLUES SCHOLARS with John Sinclair (founder of the White Panther Party, later to be set-up & busted by the FBI, and founder of the rock band MC5.
Special guest Tony Seldin, The Vagabond Poet, + Eric Mcfadden and Patrick Winningham
Paradise Lounge, 11th and Fulsom. 8pm.
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DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP - actual label on bar of Dove soap

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FUNGJI, those energetic tripsters, will be playing around the UK over the coming months:
THURS SEPT 14 Maze, Nottingham SAT OCT 21 The Cavern, Liverpool
http://www.fungji.org.uk>

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SEPT 22-24 TRIOLOGY in FRANCE! ***//YOU recommended***
12th century monastery in normandy in its own walled 40 acres + lake + lilies & fish + 2 music arenas + 32 DJs and VJs at last count.
£75 includes coach, ferry, camping, club entry and home again in at least one piece possibly more!!!
info: 0956-387-638
http://www.triology.com

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DIANA ASSASSINATION
If u saw Al Fayed launch his court case in America this last week for information he believes the CIA have on MI5’s Diana Assassination, u mite also have noticed how quickly the story disappeared again - in the UK at least. Typical of the ruling British right wing elite who kept files on Opposition MPs Robin Cook, Jack Straw etc, now members of Tony Blair’s cabinet.

Assassination? No question about it in my mind, for three primary reasons, the third of which seems to have been entirely missed by everyone, yet involves massively more money and power.
1, A half-Arab in line to the throne, unthinkable!
2. Al Fayed’s public disclosures about sleaze (Neil Hamilton, Johnathen Aitken et al) had quite literally brought down John Major’s Conservative government.
3. The West has been screwing the Arabs for decades (if not centuries). Arab oil is more than half gone and all the average (non-puppet-Royal) Arab has gained so far has been a transistor radio! So, then, what was the fact that an Arab had stolen the golden white Princess doing to the pride and self-respect of every Arab in the world? Right, can’t have the buggers getting TOO uppity!
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WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS - actual label on Nytol sleep aid

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WOMEN AS PROMISCUOUS AS MEN / OFFICIAL
scientists have apparently ‘proved', if u needed such proof, that women are naturally as promiscuous as men. (personally i’ve always thot they were more promiscuous which was why our old macho monster ancestors (who’d killed off all the psychedelic apes) trained them to be so ‘faithful’. anyway, it turns out that 1 in 7 of all people alive today are not fathered by their given father. one more thing: most females spontaneously abort by squirting out any groups of cells which may have formed. - like guys, just because they shag doesn’t mean they’ve been programmed to reproduce.
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PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING - actual label on Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding

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Luton, UK
FRI SEPT 8, 9, 10 EXODUS FREE THE SPIRIT FESTIVAL
This marks the first time in Rave Culture’s history that a licence has been granted to a free 3 day radical festival - free to get in, free of unnecessary policing costs, free of land hire costs, free of high priced grub, free of bad attitudes, free of extortionate licensing fees - free of money grabbing in general. It also marks a thought-provoking collaboration between the aristocracy (Duke Of Bedford) and this most radical activist community. first to be granted a licence after eight years of fighting for the right to hold free events -
It’s an incredibly ambitious event, with hundreds of underground artists.
BUT WE ARE ASKING YOU NOT TO GO UNLESS YOU LIVE AROUND LUTON!! There is a real danger that way too many peeps are going to show up and very likely create major problems. EXODUS themselves ask u please not to come, ok?
Let’s be responsible, guys and gals, it’s all about a lot more than just partying, it’s about a new culture with moral principles, with patience, with long term commitment PLUS the determination not to just chuck out the rock solid progress EXODUS have achieved. If this one goes well, the sky could be pretty much the limit as Rave Culture establishes itself. Here in its birthplace, Rave Culture is starting to hold mountains in the palms of its hands - LET’S NOT THROW IT ALL AWAY!! - even for a damn great party.

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DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN - actual label on bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box (too late!)

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London
SAT SEPT 10 CATCH23
Trance / Hard House @ Cloud 9, 67-68 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall); SE1
info: 0207-737-2460
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DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING - actual label on Sears hairdryer

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Birmingham, UK
SUN SEPT 17 - THE ALTON TOWERS OF SURVEILLANCE ART
Forget BritArt - gettinto BrumArt! A Funding Pending Live Arts and FixFilm collaboration in the landmark Custard Factory + adjacent buildings, with 30+ local & national underground artists, and the best in new underground film, sculpture, performance and music.
PEEPSHOW THE MOVIE, a truly interactive film which will explore what it means to inhabit a society where your every move may be watched and recorded. - punters working alongside professional film-makers and actors on real film-sets to produce a film which will be seen as it is made!
info: fundingpending@livearts.co.uk
http://www.livearts.co.uk/peepshow.htm.
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YOU COULD BE A WINNER. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE - actual label on a bag of Fritos

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A PERSONAL FLYING MACHINE
will be tested in a NASA wind tunnel in October and, if successful, could very soon become a commercial reality. The SoloTrek, powered by two fans which work like helicopter blades to provide uplift and forward thrust, straps to the bak and reaches 75 mph
“I’m not bashful about telling you I would love to have one of these things” says its inventor Mike Moshier, a former Navy pilot.
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WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY - actual label on child's Superman costume

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SPLITTING HEADACHE?
A migraine expert has come up with the theory that Picasso’s paintings of fractured, displaced faces (u no - the ones with lopsided eyes) correspond with what a visual 'distortion' migraine sufferers often experience. though Picasso is not known to have suffered from headaches (a serious objection to the theory) there is a phenomenon known as “migraine halo” which causes the distortion but minus the migraine. gimme sum of that! o’course salvia divinorum mite be less painful :-)
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DO NOT STOP CHAIN WITH HANDS OR PRIVATE PARTS - actual label on Swedish chainsaw

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SIGN OF THE TIMES
OCTOBER HEINZ will introduce organic ketchup, beans and spaghetti.

SIN DOCTORS!
Watch out for the current campaign to “soften the public up” for GM foods. After the shock of last year’s GM scandals, the policy has changed from slipping the stuff into our mouths while our eyes were closed to what they call “re-education”. This translates as a day by day dripfeed of pro-GM and anti-Organic stories in the media. Did u notice the non-caffeine breed of coffee bean? The “No Difference” organic stories? Once your eyes are opened you’ll start noticing them everywhere.
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INSTRUCTIONS: OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS - actual label on American Airlines packet of nuts

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PROPOSAL TO REMOVE THE EYESORES THAT HAVE SPOILT
THE NATIONAL TREASURE OF THE AVEBURY STONES

On a recent holiday I passed through the historic village of Avebury, as I have done many times. This time, however, I mentioned my idea of removing the houses and roads that destroy the original natural beauty of the Avebury Circle to the National Trust. To my delight they told me the idea had never been proposed!
The fact that English Heritage plans to move the road away from Stonehenge gives added credibility to this idea. My suggestion is that the National Trust encourages English Heritage, with government and lottery backing, to move the houses and restore this truly magnificent site.

www.newagegossip.co.uk is looking for someone to write to the National Trust and the press, to germinate some exposure for the concept. If you’re interested... jonathan@newagegossip.co.uk www.newagegossip.co.uk offers an “open forum for moving ideas and information into a more holistic future!”
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FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY - actual label on Chinese Christmas lights:

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London
SAT SEPT 16 PLANET ANGEL SUMMER PARTY (II)
In the main room they’re expanding on the last musical journey of uplifting global trance, funky break-beat and hard house with DJs TequilaC and U-4-IC. 'Lick The Toad' will be producing (live) Organic Tribal Grooves. All this amid huge art canvasses, plasticine tables and dancers.
8pm early start with eclectic warm-up tunes, still with the fresh-garden area with candles, twinkly bits and projectors. Bring a drum if you've got one.
In the bar area they’re hosting a comfortable, mellow zone, including the Thought Canvasses and art projections - the words unleashed onto the last party's Thought Canvasses are an amazing representation of the people's perspective on... everything.
Also lights & projectors, and a very cool laser show.
Arches, 53 - 55 Southwark Street, London Bridge, SE1 (London Bridge tube/BR). 8:00pm. £5. - see the artwork from the last party on www.planetangel.net
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Denmark
FRI SEPT 8 - U N I T Y
for the first time all three danish drum'n'bass promoters are united at one event! - justice!, evolution etc
MATRIX, SEMANTIX, THE CHEF, STIELOW, INF/MC WHITE, PHONETIC, JETTONE, NISHITA, N.I.S VS. MC SUGARS, OÔLOR, REFLUX
PUMPEHUSET, CPH. 75 DKK
http://www.badenbaden.dk/justice/justice

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Europe
FRI SEPT 22 EUROPEAN CAR-FREE DAY
For the first time London, thanks to mayor Ken Livingston, will be participating, tho only council areas Camden, Lambeth, Southwark, Merton and Sutton. More news soon.

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT by EXODUS

SEPT 8,9,10 - Free the Spirit 2000 Festival
The festival is on
, but before you jump up and down and grab your skins and sleeping bags, PLEASE READ ON AND TAKE NOTE. WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT AT WHAT IS A CRUCIAL MOMENT FOR US, AND IN THE HISTORY OF THE FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO HOLD FREE PARTIES AND FESTIVALS.

As you probably know, this year's event is our first to be granted a licence after eight years of fighting for the right to hold free events - free to get in, free of unnecessary policing costs, free of land hire costs, free of high priced grub, free of bad attitudes, free of extortionate licensing fees - free of money grabbing in general. The problem has always been that they refused to cut a licence to fit our culture, and we REFUSE to cut the culture to fit a licence, so something had to give - and something did.

Andrew Howland, grandson of our local aristocrat the Duke of Bedford, agreed to set aside land for free community use in return for an end to our use of certain sections of 'his' land for community dances. This was a big hurdle to get over, and it now sets a powerful and sensible precedent for other sites throughout the whole country.

Then the police, instead of making the usual demands for huge fees finally accepted that we can police our own space far more effectively than they ever could, and that they are not needed on site. This was only possible in light of our unarguable track record of eight years of trouble-free events, and it meant that another major cash-based hurdle was cleared, so when the licensing authority virtually waived their fees as well, we could see light at the end of a long dark tunnel.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
The problem is that Free the Spirit events are so good that EVERYONE wants to go, and we have to make it clear from the off that this is a regional event for local people. The site is small and camping space is seriously limited, and we don't want to end up like Castlemorton, so we're not letting off the venue details for this reason. We agreed to move the date of the festival in the first place because we need to secure a problem-free event this year, in order to prove our ability to stage free events without getting swamped. Once we've proved the case, we're in a position to stage FIVE regional August Bank Holiday events next year.

FIVE REGIONAL Free the Spirit FestivalS - all at the same time - in AUGUST 2001.
This is now available because free community use of land, community self-policing and a non-profit licence fee is a victory for common sense, so everyone can now use this example to make the case for common sense in their area too. Although we are gutted at having to refuse all of the sounds, bands, stallholders etc who have asked to come to our event from faraway places, this is not the end of the story. We are now talking to people in Manchester, Coventry, Newcastle and Bristol with a view to linking up after this year's event to work towards 2001, so stay in touch and get involved in organising your regional Free the Spirit festival.

THINK ABOUT IT. IF WE DON'T DO THIS, THE FREE THE SPIRIT FESTIVAL WILL BECOME TOO BIG TO BE COMFORTABLE OR VIABLE, AND NONE OF US WILL BE ABLE TO GO.
Therefore, we need to ask you to respect the bigger picture and to not come if you are not local. Short-term pain for long-term gain, because next year is your year.

Even if you are local and the festival is full when you arrive, please be ready to go home instead of parking up or driving around the area, as this will only give ammunition to those who want to cause problems for future events.

Thanks for your help.

JAH LIVE,

Exodus

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Nevada, USA
FALLOPIAN FUN RUN
Join the InsemiNation Fallopian Fun Run - a big game of "tag" where a bunch of people wearing light-up sperm hats will chase one lucky contestant wearing a large, lit-up pink egg costume across the playa. From a distance at night this will look like a "wad" of sperm struggling to be the first to inseminate the egg, traveling around and through the body of the Man. - event at this year’s Burning Man Festival

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Las Vegas
MON AUG 28 RELEASE
@ RA the Nightclub
JOHN DIGWEED, JIMMY VAN M. (Balance), BEHROUZ (Release), DUANE KING (Ra).
3900 Las Vegas Blvd. 702.262.4833
http://www.releasesf.com

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WEEK’S CUTEST FEEDBACK
I enjoyed The Emag thoroughly, and burst out laughing at the ‘EXCUSE ME, MADAM, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU’RE OFF YOUR TITS AND I CAN PROVE IT’ bit.
James K-C-P

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470 million earth peeps speak english

london experienced its worst day of traffic jams ever on friday june 9 this year. heavy rain helped to cause 2000 separate jams. 7 of the worst jams this year were around the M25. least congested day was easter day with only 313 incidents.

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DOPE DRIVING TEST
“These new police drug-driving tests mentioned in the last UP!GRADE cannot be serious! Speaking as a yoga practitioner, it is standard practice to keep the eyes open and focused on one spot for any balancing exercise. I would be surprised if even 5% of the population could do this without practice.
Keep up the good work!
william thornhill

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L2K INSTALLATION GATHERING - COME CREATE REALLY BIG ART
Be one of the lucky ones who get to assemble L2K. Participate in building one of the largest electronic art installations in the world.. L2K is 2000 individually-addressable super bright LEDs spaced about a foot apart around The Burning Man. It’s controlled by 2000 processors and can speed along up to 2000 feet per second. No special skills necessary (you can even do it high).
Meet at the ring around the Man. Ask for SkySquid or RingMaster.
- event at this year’s Burning Man Festival

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835 million earth peeps speak mandarin chinese

Los Angeles
FRI SEPT 22 Benefit Screening for JACK HERER
Voted MAN OF THE CENTURY by High Times, Jack Herer, author of the massively influential underground bestseller “The Emperor Wears No Clothes”, will be honored at Universal Studios with multiple screenings of his biography, "Emperor of Hemp”, produced by Double J Films, funded by Body Shop founder Anita Roddick.
Proceeds from the $50-a-ticket event will help defray medical expenses for Jack, 61, who suffered a stroke and heart attack July 15 while speaking at the World Hemp Fest in Eugene, Oregon.
Now known as "the father of the modern hemp movement” whose tireless campaigning over the last three decades has awakened millions to the environmental and medical benefits of cannabis sativa, the Army veteran is beginning to recover speech and use of his right side, and is expected to attend the screening.
Screening Room No.1, Universal lot. Screenings: 7pm, 8:30pm, and 10pm. The capacity of the theater is only 100, so RESERVATIONS are required. Tickets charged by calling toll-free 1?888-870-1002. Cheques or money orders to Emperor, PO Box 2178, Ventura, CA 93002


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* we used more energy this century than all our ancestors in the previous millennium
* we moved more rock/soil around than wind, volcanoes, mountain building processes or glaciers
* mammal species went extinct 40 times faster than ‘normal’ this century
* bird species went extinct 1000 times faster than ‘normal’ this century
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WE HUMANS NOW COLLECTIVELY QUALIFY AS A GEOLOGICAL PROCESS - ONE OF THE MOST SIGNIFICANT ON THE PLANET

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NAKED PEOPLE COVERED IN GOO - THE PAINT WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIPS
Come create painted masterpieces on canvas while pile-driving, clothes-lining, slamming your opponent into submission! The winner gets to keep the painting. Matches begin at 2pm daily. - event at this year’s Burning Man Festival

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San Francisco
AUG 18, 19, 20 - FUSION
1st annual international outdoor music festival in a magical forest near san francisco ::: a jump from LA deep into the electronic forest
http://www.element-zero.com/khoreia/fusion

*** we keep hearing great things about Happy Kids. apollo writes that their recent "small world" in sf showed them again to be “one of the most caring, creative and community-oriented crews in california - from the free water (!!!) and the lovely fruit table to the old feelin' of an ug. one thing i've always liked about HK raves is their playfulness. i can indulge my "candy raver" side which i love to do every so often”

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330 million earth peeps speak spanish

LATEST EMAIL SCAMS
If u get a letter titled “RE: Your Unsubscribe Request” we advise not answering it. These mail companies have hundreds of thousands of addresses they’ve collected in everyone’s e-garbage BUT they don’t know which ones are live. If u reply... then they can sell “proven addresses’ for more. See if u can spot the scam in this one we got (twice) this week.
>>Hello! [notice they didn’t have any name, usually a sure sign]
>>We know that you asked us to stop the emails (and we really are going to), but we need a helping hand first. To unsubscribe you we need your email address.
[geddit? and why do they say “we know you asked” rather than just “you asked”? could it be because the latter is legally a lie while the first could be just an erroneous opinion?]

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WEEK’S WISEST FEEDBACK
“I must have been totally engrossed in the latest UPGRADE as I've just realised I have two cigarettes burning away in the ashtray!
Full of interesting juxtapositions this week.. Your familiarity with "Goldmine" Steve's situation and then THE EARTHSTEWARD’S HANDBOOK which I guess we should all read.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Steve could get a bit of a life if he looked at the real "goldmines" in the now (friends, smiles, hugs, rainbows etc) rather than devoting his future to the past. But, hey, were would we be without life's characters?!
Have to say the book write-up sent a shiver up my spine - I'm definitely in at least three of those unhealthy traps, still waiting for "the big idea" which will set me free from slavery! Ah well, at least I now have a new mantra!
- What could happen if YOU were willing to browse beyond that "fear of the unknown" in search of your right livelihood? -
Thanks, Fraser. Love, Peace and Geese.”
John Constable.

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JAZZ-STYLE FUNERAL PROCESSIONS
Have a bad hangover from partying too much last night? With our pedal-powered "hearse" the Black Rock Tantric Funeral Parlor will have daily New Orleans-style jazz funeral processions through the streets of BRC encouraging people to bring out their "dead". Bring parasols, musical instruments, your dancin' feet, or your tired bones. Follow us back to the Funeral Parlor to write your own epitaph on a tombstone and place it in the cemetery.
- event at this year’s Burning Man Festival

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Walk the Talk Dance the Trance by kri samadhi

we know the link to god (the main source of energy)
to be psychedelic trance.
the tones that activate all the chakras
and release all the energy of the primal beginning.
how do we know this?
it is the way our hearts guide us
and our souls are reborn in every movement of the music
DJing or composing we push the life force
of which we really have no grasp but we know is there
as we all come together we know our tribe
and where we are going. as we push forward
our souls keep meeting over and over again,
meeting each other as if for the first time.

only time holds us back from remembering constant consciousness,
and while we go forward we get closer to remembering everything,
so the tones of trance sends us tumbling toward the spiral.
back to the beginning where we are all one.

those who don’t understand our music or don’t really feel it
could be the lost souls, and we push because we know
we can only step across the dimensions when we are all one
(as the mayans did).

we dance to get high within our souls.
not to dance cool or to be a b boy,
fashion means nothing we use day glow clothes
to enhance the psychedelic experience
and remind us of twirling through the heavens as the stars pass us by
on our magical trip for enlightenment,
drugs or no drugs we still get to the same place.

the further i get into trance, the closer i get to god,
and the better i understand why we are here.
help all, push what you know is right
nothing can stop the truth of enlightenment!

happy, healthy, & holy we know the truth forever psychedelic
sat nam!

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300 million earth peeps speak hindi

URGENT REQUEST TO HELP MEDICAL MARY JANE RESEARCH
Please send to the address below an e-mail, telephone no, or anything for Geoffrey Guy who’s researching the medical efficacy of Marijuana in the UK
Reply-To: User's Voice
Alistair Williams (AIDS/Medical Marijuana Initiative)

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DEPT. OF WILD LIFE
Dept. of Wild Life, NV will be issuing "Hunting Tags" for aliens, transvestites, newbies, Larry Harvey, fire department personnel, spin doctors, tory boys, blue stags (boys), green mares (girls), Virgin Trains employees, and so on. The person(s) issued the tag of their choice will be able to go out and "hunt" their catch, and then bring him/her/it back to take a prize picture - hanging their "catch" upside down by the ankles, a la marlin trophy. Proper hunting and training will be provided. - event at this year’s Burning Man Festival

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Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan to a symposium sponsored by the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City this week (yawn):-
“Any notable shortfall in economic performance from the standard set in recent years runs the risk of reviving sentiment against market-oriented systems, even among some conventional establishment policymakers. Such views resonate in some of the arguments against the global trading system that emerged in Washington, D.C., and Seattle over the past year. Those of us who support continued endeavors to extend market-driven globalization need to understand and, if possible, address the concerns that give rise to the desire to roll back globalization.”

A PSYCHOLOGIST COMMENTS
a) he sounds insecure behind the big latin words he hides behind, pretty rattled. what he's confessing is that any kind of major-ish collapse is likely to threaten Curtains for him and his 'tribe'. but aren’t such 'confidence' agents always telling us that such shocks are a ‘normal’ part of their system? and don’t they always convince themselves that this time stocks are just going to keep on rising till... well, till the planet's left behind!? b) from where we sit the whole System can look so Unarguable, so Self-Evident, so Unshakable, so Permanent. yet from where this insecure aging overweight capitalist dominator type is sitting, near the top, it could all be swept away by one big shock - because, as he admits, it’s not only the hippies and zippies out there on the street but “established policymakers” who’ve just about had it with the whole thing.
c) particularly note that ‘if possible’ in his last sentence. Greenspan senses that it very well be Them OR the Planet.
d) LIVE "COMMODITIES" TRADING ON GLOBAL STOCK MARKETS
Every night at sundown, we invite you to bet the camp, or what didn't blow away in the last windstorm, on the financial markets of the world. We are tracking the markets with 7 "empty suit" mechanical puppets that soar 20 feet into the air with the latest speculative hallucination, only to plummet to the ground, without warning or reason, to fetal postures of weakness and desperation. Step up to the "blackjack" style trading table and bet your random junk on the puppet/country of your choice.
- event at this year’s Burning Man Festival

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FRI SEPT 1 London Anarchist Forum’s SYMPOSIUM ON CANNABIS
What needs to be done about ‘drug’ issues? Change the laws or scrap ‘em? Legalise or Decriminalise? Come have your say or just ‘observe’. + guests from the Cannabis Coalition (Mayday organisers). 8pm @ Conway Hall, Red Lion Square (Holborn tube)
info: Time Out or
FRI SEPT 8 LAF’s Anarchy and the Sexual Revolution

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FOR INFO ON THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL
http://www.burningman.com (cool new site!)

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YE TRUE HISTORYE OF YE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL
by John Perry Barlow
Burning Man, The Event, began on June 21, 1986 when an artist/acidhead/anarcho-theorist named Larry Harvey - along with his partner-in-art Jerry James - burned an 8 foot tall "man" on Baker Beach near San Francisco.

A certain amount of mythology has now accreted around their motivations for doing this, including the tale that Larry had become so tired of moping over a lover who had jilted him that he thought a new, less doleful version of himself might arise from the ashes of his own effigy.

He now disavows this version of its origins, but what does he know beyond mere facts? Ritual events require creation myths, so I tend to prefer the tale. Still, given the spontaneity of everything that followed, there is also something appealing about his account, which is that they did it for the sheer hell of it. "Hey, Jerry," he's reputed to have said one evening, "Let's build a statue and burn it.”

In any case, as soon as they set their "Man" ablaze, about 20 miscellaneous folk gathered around it from the surroundings. The fire that drew them became a seed that grew in size and attractive energy until, by last year, the Burning Man had become an 80 foot tall marvel of neon, pyrotechnics, and electronics, around which had gathered a "culture" numbering something like 30,000 of the most dedicatedly crazy people I've ever seen. (And I'm something of an authority in this regard. I've been to Wigstock, two tractor-pulls, countless raves, and even a couple of Republican National Conventions.)

Along the way, Burning Man was also supported by and lent support to The Cacophony Society, a loose collective of such loons as were once drawn to San Francisco before The City was completely occupied by humorless young Genericans whose idea of wild craziness is acquiring toxic levels of dotWealth before they turn 35, suffering grid-lock in their Porsche Boxsters, and pretending to be mysterious whilst sipping Evian in martini and cigar bars.

The Cacophony Society was itself a semi-domesticated outgrowth of The San Francisco Suicide Club, a fraternity into which one gains full membership by ascending the four great heights of San Francisco: the Sutro Tower, the TransAmerica Building, and one of the support towers for both the Bay and Golden Gate Bridges.

Though somewhat tamer and less necessarily clandestine than its progenitor, The Cacophony Society remains dedicated to the principles that real art is action not artifact, and that one can measure the success of one's works by the extent to which they irritate Authority and supplant complacency with an uneasy confusion in the rest of us.

Larry, Jerry, and the early Cacophonists continued to burn their growing man on Baker Beach until 1990 when they arrived there with 4 storey tall effigy and a small mob of randomly gathered free spirits, only to be told by SF Park Police that they would not be allowed to set their Big Bad Boy ablaze. Apparently, they were informed, such pyromanical activity would present a fire hazard to the surrounding area, which, consisting entirely of damp sand, lacked incendiary qualities identifiable to anyone but those driven into that paranoia from which all bureaucracies suck the blood of their dim lives.

Clearly, if they were to go on Burning the Man, they'd have find a less contentious venue. And, more to the point, they'd have to spend more time developing a new self-regulatory social system that could co-exist with the established order without "scaring the horses."

So, like Brigham Young and my hand-cart pushing forebears, they sought a location of such worthlessness (not to mention uncontested anti-flammability) that they could be reasonably assured of an unmolested ritual.

Neither myth nor the founder's own account suffices to explain how they found for this purpose the second largest perfectly flat place in America (after the Bonneville Salt Flats), a 400 square mile dry lake bed about 90 miles north of Reno called the Black Rock Desert.

It was there, on the Sunday of Labor Day Weekend, 1990, that Burning Man - the social experiment - truly emerged. They reassembled The Man, hauled it to Nevada, and burned it in the presence of about 80 people (considerably fewer than those who'd gathered on Baker Beach six months before in order to see it not burn).

To quote one of the original 80, Louis Brill: "Did we know what we were doing? Probably not. Did we care? Yeah! We knew that whatever we were doing, it would be different. If only for that weekend, we were going to put some meaning into a special experience, recreating an ancient pagan ritual that was actually thousands of years old. In Cacophony, we called these adventures a 'Zone Trip.' The Zone was some other dimensional place, it could be the past, the future, something weird, it didn't matter. We were going there, and we would challenge it and be better for it.

"It was that damn statue working its magic on us. First we followed it to the beach and now to the desert playa in the middle of nowhere. The truck was loaded, and its back door slammed shut. People scurried to their cars - it was time to get out of Dodge. We formed a loose caravan and drove from San Francisco endlessly into the night. Never having done this before. It was a miracle that we even got there, but we did."

But they arrived, and arrived, I would guess, without attracting much notice even among the residents to Gerlach, Nevada, the nearest population center larger than, say, one hermit and 16 jack rabbits.

Not much has ever happened in Gerlach, aside from those intimately personal explosions of the moment that most city-slickers can't imagine taking place in the sticks and likely wouldn't notice even if they happened to be present for them. But then came Burning Man. And Burning Man, like the Internet (to which it has some orthogonal relationship) has been expanding exponentially ever since. It has grown from 250 people in 1991 to something like 35,000 last year. I wouldn't be surprised to see 60,000 show up for BM2000.

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SUN AUG 27 digitaldisco at the museum of technology / cambridge
cambridge based club/art/broadcast outfit 'digitaldisco host a series of exhibitions of digital arts and new technology, housed in a victorian pumping station at a riverside location in the centre of cambridge. films, animations, computers, electronic music, and all kinds of gadgetry mixed live and broadcast. the museum itself will be 'in steam', with working steam engines part of the show.
part of the arts council 'year of the artist' initiative, digitaldisco is supported by eastern arts board and the arts council of england. 1pm - 9pm
THURS SEPT 28 digitaldisco @ the junction, clifton road, cambridge. 8pm - 2am
SUN SEPT 30 digitaldisco @ the end, london wc1
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THE CIA STOLE MY GOLD MINES!
Fraser Clark

I was introduced to the man, Stephen Requa, who makes the above claim in the hope I might be able to offer some editing advice on a book he’d written about the experience. One look was enough to make me realise that, with so many American public figures ‘named, blamed and shamed’, it could only ever be published underground! And untraceably!

Whew, what an End-Game we’re living in, eh? I have met a lotta types in my time, but never anyone quite like Steve. When I first investigated his story, I was in the middle of my own four year court case against the disgusting ex-partners in Megatripolis who had totally ripped me off and tried to destroy my reputation to cover their tracks. So I was only too able to identify with just how difficult such a situation can be. The criminals, after all, now have all the money, while you’re out on the street with a burning sense of injustice and zilch in your pocket, hoping people will listen to you.

THE HOOVER-REQUA FILES
Frankly, I still don’t know what to make of Steve, and I can’t really until he finally gets his case to court - which now looks like happening! I’ve read every word of his 3000 page story of how Clinton, the CIA, the Mormons, named judges and half his family collaborated in the destruction of his company and the scavenging of its assets and files, and stole his grandfather’s files on literally thousands of other unexploited gold mines - Steve’s inheritance.

Thousands? Yes, father and grandfather Requa were partners with former US president Herbert Hoover, and were so trusted that thousands of goldminers and geologists would send them maps of stakes they were unable to develop on their own - like bands needing a large record company. With today’s massive technological advances, the Hoover/Requa Files represent literally thousands of potential, ahem, gold mines, and untold billions of dollars. I kid you not..

GOLD FEVER?
What would someone be like who’d had his gold mines and reputation stolen by forces so powerful that he’s had to stay more or less undercover in Britain these last six years? Wouldn’t his story sound fantastic?! Wouldn’t he seem larger than life?! And he’d almost certainly have been driven to the very edge. Well, that’s Steve. Clearly very highly educated (with a degree from Stanford University) he has devoted the rest of his life to reclaiming his inheritance, and forcing the changes that could very well be the final straw that breaks the Dinosaur Beast’s Back!.

Though my friend George reckons Steve has “gold fever” and that it was this "gold in them thar hills” obsessiveness which must have finally driven almost everyone against him, I find myself unable to be so certain. Many of the details ring true. And, finally, if American public life, from corporations to US government agencies, really is as gigantically corrupted as all my alternative contacts so clearly believe, then isn’t it inevitable that one day soon we’re going to bump into some of their ‘big victims’?!

STOP PRESS: I’ve just established AS A FACT that Steve is now being represented by attorney William F. Pepper in New York City who has completed a $100,000 investigation and has secured an associate lawyer who is now putting in $3 million of legal fees on contingency to sue the world's biggest audit firm for $15 billion. Pepper represents the Martin Luther King family, and a multi-billion dollar lawsuit is about to be filed against a major US corporation for negligence, fraud, and deceit.

You’ll be reading a hell of a lot more about this soon in the overground media, zips! But you read it first in the //YOU UPGRADE!! and APPLE BOMB BUBBLE GUM magazine! A “chaotic” End Game indeed.

To help you make up your own mind, here’s Stephen Requa’s latest handout flyer.

fraser. August, 2000
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HERALDING A NEW AGE
DEFEATING CORPORATE CAPITALISM WITH ITS OWN TOOLS
by Stephen Requa.
Anyone who’s experienced the realities of “hard ball” capitalism or knows anything about the CIA or the Drug Cartel, can easily grasp that the covert methods of power elite capitalism are often exceptionally criminal. We are at an end-of-era phase where the methods of organised crime, nation-state “intelligence” services and much of the financial world have become almost identical in their criminal methods. The CIA and FBI cover up for both the power elite and the “approved” channels of drug-trafficking and money-laundering. Governments are overthrown, 3rd World opposition leaders assassinated, economies and competing corporations destabilised.

All that history was awaiting (the Butterfly’s Wing - fraser) was a scandal with large enough litigious values and documentary evidence to finally expose and blow open the underbelly of “The Beast.” And such an “epochal” scandal is now emerging, whose exposures will soon move into open court, spelling the beginning of the end for the axis of power-elite organised crime.

J’ACCUSE!
For this multi-billion dollar law-suit against one of the world’s biggest corporations will prove political and judicial corruption at all levels, vast criminalisation within the CIA and FBI, and dark deeds reaching into the very apex of the US power structure. The ensuing revelations will shake the present set-up to the core, while the likely billiions of dollars damages will finance massively needed world changes. And, by following up with other legal actions and suits exposing this sordid world, large sums in judgments and settlements from companies who have aided and abetted in US intelligence agency corruption will fund the unstoppable momentum for global change that is likely to follow.

We’re using capitalism’s tools to defeat it! Corporate structures have already been formed to fund other legal actions to turn the Public Spotlight on the “inner sanctum” of the world crime axis itself. By using the law in cases so well documented that verdicts cannot be interfered with, we shall soon win and prevail on a whole new level, and Public Life may eventually return to a sane and decent level.

For info or to become a shareholder in the New Age and help finance the end of predatory capitalism, contact: hardrain2002@hotmail.com

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FRI AUG 25 ACID FUNK / Peru
Av. España 91, Santiago $3
http://www.rapanuitrance.com/acid.html

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*** //YOU RECOMMENDED ***
Odysseus’s absolutely classic Tribal Excursions CD (of Moon Tribe fame) can now be listened to FREE on Radio-v.com in the Avante-lounge.

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Bundex TV & Film/ Multisell Ltd are putting together a *coalition* of content providers in two domain niches:.
1) Nu Age TV - assorted pagan, alternative medicine, spiritualist, thelemic & environmental groups.
2) Extropia.net TV - transhuman, post-human, extropian ALLIANCE of radical futurist groups.
http:/www.steve-nichols.com

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SAT AUG 26 - A M B I E N T G R O O V E T E M P L E / California
Spirit filled grooves and sacred spaces. + DJ Dov, DJ Adam Ohana, DJ Goz + world music artists, New Edge Speakers (Discussion 8pm) Michael Gosney (Radio-V.com), Timothy Wyllie on Angels and Aliens, 3D Astrology Presentation by Dusty Parks with Ashera Hart (Electronic Fairies) + Shafqat Ali Khan (live), master classical vocalist of India and Pakistan + Massage rooms, Didjeridoo healing circles (Anahata Collective), tribal drumming room (bring drums), organic food by chef Sprout and Megan etc
7th Heaven Yoga Center, 2820 7th Street, Berkeley. $15. 8 till late 510-665-4300 ambientgroovetemple@yahoo.com

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SEPT - IN SEARCH OF BETTER PLANETS EXHIBITION / Amsterdam
Paintings and 3-D art decorate DADARA's surrealistic world temple where Buddhas and Totems invite you to join them in their search for better, dazzling planets and creatures.
Reflex Modern Art Gallery, Weteringschans 79a, Amsterdam Tel: (+31) (O) 20 6272832
http:// www.reflex-art.com/

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1,500,000 Genetic Animal Mutants!
"More than 1.5 million GM animals", that's what the Home Office admits to being creating in British laboratory experiments since 1995. And half a million were created in 1999 alone, meaning the number has "more than doubled".

Animals involved were mice, rats, dogs, cats, horses and "primates" (non-human, or so they say, but a parallel news story this week has shown that dead human baby brains have been "routinely" removed in British hospitals for decades).

Here's the good news: 24,000 less animals were used this year for scientific experimments - down to 2.57 million!!!! :-( Here's the bad news: research involving GM 'animals' soared to 511,000. It's trendy, you know. Or, as yer old RSPCA put it: "It is vital that the necessity, justification and clinical relevance of using them is thoroughly and critically examined."

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RIGHT LIVELIHOOD
Are YOU living out your "right" livelihood, or are you employed just for the sake of
- income (job)
- security (permanent job)
- a profession (social status)
- as your livelihood (self-esteem)
- OR as right livelihood (self-fulfillment)?
Danaan Parry asks these crucial questions in "THE EARTHSTEWARD'S HANDBOOK” just published.

What could happen if YOU were willing to browse beyond that "fear of the unknown" in search of your right livelihood?
It would provide benefits to others, provide your needs, give you a sense of value to society, increase your skills and talents, and provide a depth of experience to use as a measure toward other situations. It would offer true satisfaction and be a way of offering expression to your values.
We CAN take strides toward right livelihood, perhaps small steps but at least they’ll be in the right direction. Acknowledging our desires and then progressing toward them offers enrichment NOW.

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"WE ARE BLESSED BY THESE PROTESTS"
When, during the Zippy Pronoia* Tour To US (1995), we tried to wake American ravers and alternative activists to the global importance of Rave Culture and the Huge Social Upheaval that had hit the UK and was about to hit them, we found the vast majority still sunk in late Goth boredom, negativity and mere personalism.
What about Seattle now, then?! And the Democratic Convention in LA?!
Here’s what Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, eldest daughter of assassinated Democratic candidate Robert Kennedy and now lieutenant-governor of Maryland, told a press conference inside the convention this week: “I’m very excited about the protests, and it gives me great hope for the future. The worst threat to democracy is apathy and indifference. These protesters are raising serious issues about globalisation of the economy. We are blessed by the protests.”

* the sneaking suspicion that others are conspiring behind your back to help you. and you them.

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//YOU UPGRADE/aug 17. 2000 SAFER DRIVING!

THE //YOU UPGRADE is a regular edutainment from the Parallel YOUniversity
* if you wish to comment on or debate anything in the UPGRADE, clicck on this link:
http://www.parallel-youniversity.com/GroupMind/
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AUG 14 - Oxford Compact English Dictionary published, adding to its 145,000 some new ones which have established themselves since the last edition in 1996. (£11.99)
On the cyber front we have:
SCREENAGER - an internet or computer addicted teenager.
STICKY - a website attracting long or repeated visits. Good example:
http://www.parallel-yoniversity.com
DOT-COM
FLEXECUTIVE
MEATSPACE - physical reality as opposed to virtual
CYBERSQUATTING - are you listening, brian, cos we’re coming for YOU!

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We must do what we conceive to be the right thing and not bother our heads or burden our souls with whether we will be successful. Because if we don’t do the right thing, we will be doing the wrong thing and we will just be a part of the disease and not a part of the cure.
E. F. Schumacher - author of 'Small is Beautiful'

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FRANKENFOOD - food with genetically modified ingredients
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SAT AUG 19 - PENDRAGON with Mark Sinclair etc @ The Fridge, Brixton. http://www.pendragon.org

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Years after his death Kenneth Tynan’s private diaries have been passed to the New Yorker by his daughter. His April 4, 1971 entry claims that President Kennedy had a fling with Marlene Dietrich, then aged 60. Dietrich told Tynan she was summoned to the White House one afternoon, and there thought: “Now I’m an old lady, and I said to myself: I’d like to sleep with the president, sure, but I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to be on top.”
According to Tynan, Kennedy did indeed take the missionary position, and sex as over “sweetly and very soon.” Afterwards Kennedy asked if she’d ever made it with his father [the alcohol dealer - Ed] and, when she replied no, he told her: “Well, that’s one place I’m in first.”

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LOOKISM - discrimination on the grounds of how a person looks and the clothes they wear.
Hippies are said to be turning in their (g)raves!
CHUDDLES - underwear, as used in the BBC Asian sketch show Goodness Gracious Me!
SHRUG - close fitting woman’s cardigan
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DOES PUFF MAKE YOU A SAFER DRIVER?!
Ministers at the Department of the Environment, Transport and the Regions (DETR) are set to be embarrassed (or if they had any shame they would!) by government-funded Transport Research Laboratory findings that driving under the influence of cannabis makes motorists more cautious and has a limited impact on their risk of crashing.
After pressure from motoring organisations and anti-drug campaigners, Grade A cannabis was given to 15 regular users in the expectation that drug-taking while driving increased the risk of accidents. It turned out, however, that dope’s mellowing effects made drivers more cautious and so less likely to drive dangerously (probably more sensitive and caring too!)
During the four weeks of tests on driving simulators, cannabis was found to affect reaction time in regular users, but SUBSTANTIALLY LESS than fatigue or drinking. Research by the Australian Drugs Foundation found that cannabis was the only drug tested that DECREASED the relative risk of having an accident.

EXCUSE ME, MADAM, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU’RE OFF YOUR TITS
AND I CAN PROVE IT
Last week police revealed details of new drug-driving tests to be administered by the roadside, which were received with some amusement. They require suspected drug-drivers to stand on one leg, lean back and touch their nose with their eyes closed, and to count to 30 silently with their eyes shut. This is apparently difficult for those on a drug trip.
Start practising now, brothers and sisters! We await first reports of a new dance craze sweeping the planet’s dancefloors!
The findings may convince ministers to put more money into raising driver awareness of fatigue, which is now blamed for causing 10% of all fatal accidents, compared with 6% for alcohol and 3% for drugs. But don’t count on it, at least not till Blair’s got the next election in the bag.

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BUZZ-CUT - late 2nd millennium crewcut
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GONG NEWS
DAEVID ALLEN¹S UNIVERSITY OF ERRORS TOUR
SAT AUG 19 - Hoboken, NJ, Maxwell¹s
SAT AUG 26 - Festival en Stock, Les Amis de l'Epouvantail, France (0471 089151)

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Dear Sir, the BBC has censured John Humphreys for over-aggressive interviewing on the Today programme. Is there anyone to whom he/we can complain if politicians fail to answer the questions, refuse to give an opinion, or act as if the country owes them a living?
R Given, Twickenham.

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WHITE-VAN MAN - bloke behind the wheel of a Ford Transit
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sasha shulgin, the famous psychedelic chemist and activist (author of PIKHAL) & his wife ann addressed the Shadow Convention in Los Angeles on Tuesday
http://www.shadowconvention.com
also in the same vein
http://www.ravethevote.com

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GAYDAR - a gay’s ability to recognise another
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THE BEAT OF A DISTANT RAVE?
by Cinnamon Twist
Want to change the way things are?
“Fight the power!” - so the sample says.
Power’s the face in the mirror.
The more you hate it, the more it hates you.
Smash the mirror, smash your face.
Meet your enemy. He’s you.
Push against him, he rules you.
“It takes two to tango.”
A fight is a dance you’ve forgotten is a dance,
a merry-go round of
opposition, conflict, Left vs. Right,
an old game we need play no longer.

But what makes REAL change possible then?
Change in things, change in minds,
change of hearts, change of State?
How do we start a NEW GAME?
Energy. FOCUSED energy, applied with intention.
This is our form of activism.
We activate ourselves, we protest the way
things are by changing our own energy state first,
we model in ourselves the world we seek.
Connect, combine, resonate, radiate.
Energy in motion, energy through motion,
energy through motion and concentrated Emotion.

The sound, the circle and the laser of Love,
these are our weapons of peace for a new world.
Energy through dance, energy of trance-dance.
We don’t need to fight the power on their terms.
We make OUR own terms. BY REFUSING THEIR VIBE.
The strongest vibe rules the air
and, down the road, the airwaves too.
Join us in dance, in trance, in a circle of hands,
in playing a different game.

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PRE-LOVED - second-hand clothes
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what does the following “Dear Abbie” letter show about our fellow man, i wonder.

Dear Good Homes (Sept.) As an avid supporter of Norwich City, I want to incorporate the colours of their strip into my living room. How can I use yellow and green shades tastefully?
Beverley: Make yellow and green canvas-covered panels. Norwich City memorabilia could be mounted in frames painted in the team’s colours.

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For a couple of dear friends of the YOU’s who, we hope, will recognise themselves and the love that made us broadcast this:
“I don’t regret the coke. I had a great innings on it. The thing is, they turn you into a depressive in the end. You think you are getting high, but actually you are just boring everyone to tears.” Ronnie Wood, Rolling Stones.

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COMBAT TROUSERS (Oxford Compact English Dictionary, 2000)
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YOU can have the next 25 fortnightly issues of APPLE BOMB BUBBLE GUM, that arbiter of all things hardhouse and THEN the world, posted FREE to your door (in UK) for £12. plug yourself in (or just help some great guys keep their wave going) by ordering thru
http://jamgorilla@hotmail.com

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//YOU UPGRADE/aug 11. 2000 TAP WATER!
= PARALLEL YOUNIVERSITY RECOMMENDED =
MON AUG 14 - 17 - “FOUR DAYS OF UNITY” Los Angeles
AN ELECTRONIC-MUSIC FESTIVAL TO PROTEST THE WAR ON DRUGS AND NEW PROPOSALS TO RESTRICT SOUND SYSTEMS AND DANCING ON OPEN LAND”
Organised cooperatively by DanceSafe, Right To Dance and Moontribe. Organiser Jeff Nelson says: “Basically what we’re trying to do is create an event for the community at large to come together and stand united on the issues.” “I’m saying don’t provoke, don’t react” says Ladzarus, of Element Zero, who has created a Web animation [khoreia II] to recalibrate agitated beta waves for the event. ‘I’m saying keep dancing.”
http://www.khoreia.com
http://moontribe.org/unity/unity_02.html
info: call the Four Days hot line (213) 368-6430.

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SWEETEST REQUEST TO BE DELETED RECEIVED THIS WEEK:
SUBJECT: Re: Hello Mr. Fraser Clark. Hello, please take me off the list, thanks a lot, All the best,
Espen, Norway.

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INTERNET PRIVACY 1
HUSHMAIL offer encrypted e-mail between fellow users.
http://www.hushmail.com
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LONDON: TAP WATER PROVED BEST!
Tap water came equal first with 6 other brands out of 40 mineral and spring waters tested by a HEALTH WHICH? team of experts. 5 of the top bottled waters cost less than 50p a litre, while 2, Well Well Well and Asda, were highly rated but cost only 12p a litre. In taste tests Thames tap water was described as “earthy and chalky” with “very low flavour and colour” while the most expensive bottled water was “salty, bicarbonate and sweet.” Among the worst AND most expensive was San Pelegrino at a pound a bottle. Bacteria was a problem with only one, but testers advise using opened bottles within a couple of days, storing in the fridge, and NOT SWIGGING!.
“Mineral” water must come from an underground source.
“Spring” water, often the most expensive, can be treated to reach safe standards.
“Bottled” water is often just treated tap water.

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SAT AUG 19 THE LAST LAUNDRY RAVE London
The Laundry’s back with their last of their Raves on the Waves on the now infamous Ross Leopard Boat which is off to new waters.
3 Soundsystems / Pub Prices / Deep & Tough Tech-House / Heavy Funk / Latin Beats / Breaks / Balearic. DJs: Dave Mothersole (Heart&Soul), Alison Marks, High Tide DJ's (Southampton), Damian Isaacs (Absolution), Olly Groves, Rikky Rock, Steve Da Conga, Chris Coco (DJ Mag), Stonebridge, Paul Arnold (Highrise), Jimpster, Damon Beau Monde, Olly McGregor (Plastic Fantastic).....
At present she’s permanently moored on the South side of the Thames on the Albert Embankment between Vauxhall and Lambeth Bridge (nr Lambeth Bridge) nr Tube: Vauxhall
TICKETS: £6. Only 250 left on a first come. basis. email OR at PLASTIC FANTASTIC, 8 Shorts Gardens, Covent Garden OR call Damian: 0410 631242 / Rikky: 07970 800 830 / Olly: 07970 278 107

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INTERNET PRIVACY 2
ULTIMATE ANONYMITY charge a one off $14 lifetime membership fee which gives you access to re-directed/ untraceable e-mail and web-browsing, plus software to root any "spy" programmes lurking on your hard drive.
http://3506561040/anolites
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“I totally agree with the stuff about Polygram/Universal. The release schedule from AM:PM shows precisely that this company has no intent whatsoever in nurturing new talent - instead, they snap up "tried and tested" tracks [for incredible amounts of money] add a couple of pointless remixes and flog it to death with a seemingly inexhaustible marketing budget.
Will Furniss - Subway UK

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SAT AUG 12 'ESSENCE OF LOVE PARADE PARTY' with the Sights, Sounds and Feel of Berlin's Love Parade, "The Greatest Event on the Face of Planet Earth!"
The Club, 578 N. Orange Ave, Downtown Orlando, Florida.
DJ DOMINICK, DAVE CANNALTE, DJ TRANCELOTT, ROBBY CLARK, DAISY, MIKE STEWART(direct from Love Parade), direct from the UK Unit II/Dusk Till Dawn BEN RICHARDS, JASON JENSON, DJ CK.+ Kevin Parr’s exclusive video/fotos of Love Parade.
7pm door open, with FREE barbecue, body painting, and hair coloring, with JAYSON BUTERA spinning outside on the patio.
PLEASE sport your brightest, most outrageous RAVE WEAR, go crazy with hair styles, color and body paintings, bring whistles, noisemakers, laser, glow and light toys, and be part of THE LARGEST PARTY IN THE HISTORY OF THE CLUB!
info: 407-872-0066 ext.44
http://www.clubatfirestone.com
GLOBAL LIVE AUDIO FEED OVER TRANCE DOMAIN NETWORK http://www.TranceDomain.com

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INTERNET PRIVACY 3
PGP (Pretty Good Privacy) and other powerful encryption and security/privacy software can be downloaded FREE from
http://www.cs.hut.fi/crypto/
http://www.pgpi.com
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SAT AUG 12 MANIFESTATION - Soul Becomes Body, Sound Becomes Light Los Angeles - a benefit and "warm-up" for many friends in the Blacklight Village at BURNING MAN 2000! 10pm to 10am
Bring completed projects, elements, or costumes and participate in a night of performance, dancing and magical interaction designed to focus our collective energy and spirit towards Burning Man. Let’s have as much of the village represented as possible and get some momentum going!
Electric Skychurch live, DEEP w/Mark Trance live, John Kelley, Treavor, Brad, Mr. Annand, Lord Runningclam, MoMo.
info: (323) 960-4497 Saturday for directions to the convenient LA location.

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INTERNET PRIVACY 4
INFORMATION on cryptography, privacy and censorship on the internet can be found at Campaign against Censorship of the Internet in Britain:
http://www.liberty.org.uk
> Quadralay Cryptography Archive
http://www.austinlinks.com/Crypto/
> The Electronic Frontier Foundation
http://www.eff.org
> Internet Privacy Coalition
http://www.privacy.org/ipc/
> Anonymous re-mailers:
http://www.nymserver.com
http://www.anonymizer.com/index.shtml
> CDT: Cryptography Policy Issues Page
http://www.cdt.org/crypto/
> A good surveillance site for info like TEMPEST monitoring (reading VDU screens from a distance), and how to guard against it:
http://www.thecodex.com
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//YOU UPGRADE/aug 8.2000 (includes FREE MUSIC SUPPLEMENT)

The George Carlin Theory Of Life

"The most unfair thing about life is the ending. I mean, life's tough. It takes up a lot of time. And what do you get at the end of it, a Death? What's that, some kind of bonus?

I think the life cycle's all backwards. You should die first and get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do dope, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities. You become a baby, crawl back into the womb, spend your last nine months in a flotation tank, and then finish the thing off with an orgasm. People would sign up for that."

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AUG 9-13 - ACE 2000 - African Celtic Explosion - Multi Cultural Educational Convention. West Wales. A great festi featuring workshops in African and Celtic culture - Permaculture, Sharmanistic Healing, Sustainable Living, Martial Arts, Party and Dance time, Crafts, Kids and Music of all genres. info -fone: 01994484708 speak to Margeritta.

Directions - OS map ref 260.305 16 miles NW Carmathen - A40 west, then B4298 - follow ACE signs.

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BRITAIN BECOMING INTERNET BACKWATER? PART ONE.

In an attempt to sweeten the chorus of disapproval about the RIP (Regulation of Investigatory Powers Bill) [see last week's UPGRADE], which allows the "monitoring" of everybody's emails by "self authorised" bizzybodies, Prime Minister Blair has told the Home Office it must stump up £320 million of the estimated £3350 million cost of installing interceptor "black boxes" at every ISP. That's tazpayers money, YOU will be paying to have yourself monitored!

Hopes of the House of Lords throwing out the bill look increasingly unlikely as the Great British Footballing Public have failed to understand the financial and ethical implications in time. Meanwhile the US and France seem to be moving away from this draconian approach to freedom of speech, [see below] making Britain even more likely to face Internet recession.

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BRITAIN BECOMING INTERNET BACKWATER? PART TWO

A US appeals court has ruled that the Child Online Protection Act, which asks Web publishers to censor publications or implement verification systems so potentially harmful material is available only through the (preferred) system, would violate Internet free-speech rights. "To require every Web publisher to abide by the most restrictive and conservative state's community standards in order to avoid criminal liability" was "unconstitutional".

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8/9/10 SEPT EXODUS FREE FESTIVAL - LEGAL AND FREE

Bedfordshire police and council have agreed in principle to a legal free festival on the Duke Of Bedford's land. This is a histopricao first for the Free Festival Movement.

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SAT Sept 2 @ 8pm Maya Angelou @ Masonic Auditorium, San Francisco.
Presented by The National Poetry Association.
info (415) 392-4400

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:-( 4000 BABIES DIE EVERY DAY FROM UNSAFE BOTTLE FEEDING :-(
WHILE WE THINK WE'RE SO HIP BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE //YOU HIPLIST

Ed McArthur is trying to drum up YOUR support for the NESTLE BOYCOTT. He asks you to:
visit http://www.babymilkaction.org/">www.babymilkaction.org/
boycott NESCAFE and all its products (full list on the web site) write to NESTLE to protest: NESTLE UK, ST GEORGES HOUSE CROYDON, SURREY forward this email to any individual/group/publication who can help.

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SPECIAL //YOU MUSIC SUPPLEMENT

THE NAPSTER PETITION which we broadcast in the last //YOU UPGRADE has stirred such a hornet's nest of feedback, mainly from artist friends, shocked at our seeming support for people stealing their living, that we've decided to specially broadcast the document below.

It was mailed to the YOUniversity with an appeal to circulate it "as widely and responsibly as possible." This we now do because the light it shines deep into The Music Biz illuminates exactly why the Old Dinosaur Tiered Distribution System has to go, while demonstrating that going it is! Historic though it may be in terms of the Musik Biz, all it's exposing is yet one more hideously corrupt aspect of our present, unacceptable, and 'going' Economic System. (surprise! surprise!)

With the Old System, plus its Elite GaryGlitterati, retreating (and retrenching) further and further up the hillside) it's we, the people, increasingly in control of the abandoned streets and valleys, who are responsible for evolving a new systemless system. We're not there yet, whatever 'there' is exactly, but more and more of us are more and more sure where we *don't* want to be!

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THE THE VERSUS THE CORPORATE MONSTER

After much deliberation I have decided to offer track by track/week by week free downloads of my latest album NakedSelf from my official website

As the tensions between artist and merchant are rising very fast, I want to stress the positive in this statement, for I think this is an exhilarating time to be involved in music.

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND IT WILL BE ......
A battle between the powers that be versus the powers that will be Through their short sighted arrogance and greed the major label media conglomerates are sowing the seeds for their own destruction. Artists are now poised to come off the nipple of the major labels and finally stand on their own two feet. With this greater responsibility will come a greater workload, but artists can finally become masters of their own destinies.

Cheap, high quality recording equipment and the tremendous potential of the Internet make it possible for musicians to fund their own recordings, own their own copyrights, distribute their own music and control their own careers. The audience will begin to deal with the artist direct, and the middle men will be cut down to size

MEET THE THE NEW BOSS
I've been in bands since I was 11, earning from music when I started working for a publisher and recording studio at 15, and I've seen the industry from many angles through several eras. I'm also blessed with a solid and loyal global audience of approximately 750,000 for each of my 7 albums, a sales figure that was once enough to keep artist and Record Company in bread and jam, though not any more it seems.

Obviously the sales potential of TheThe is not in the same league as the Limp Bizkits, Offspring and N-Syncs of this world, yet each label has (or had) a dozen artists like TheThe, each with a solid and loyal fanatic audience, each selling many CDs, and each serving as a creative beacon attracting other artists, some of whom go on to sell millions of albums of their own.

Once these artists made sense to the shareholders. No longer The range and diversity of the music being created and performed has never been wider, but its outlets have never been more restrictive.

In the blue corner: the threat (real and perceived) of MP3/Napster, digital piracy and the subsequent debates about copyright laws and intellectual property rights. Deep in the red corner: the rampant corporate greed of the media conglomerates, major labels and radio stations which is marginalising more and more artists by the week, and forcing them to look at alternative ways of distributing their music

All the above events are converging and have placed us on the threshold of a total watershed in the music business.

[he doesn't mention the growing rave scene putting the music back in the hands and feet of the people but WE already know about all that, right? - ED]

Vivendi have just swallowed Seagrams who took over PolyGram and merged it with Universal who had bought Interscope who control Nothing Records (home to Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson and TheThe) In order to get the green light for the Universal/PolyGram merger, Seagrams promised their shareholders a return based on cutting out the less (though still) profitable parts, while not investing for future profits as traditional companies are supposed to do.

Two thirds of the huge artist stable raped from three established major labels has to go, reducing it to a trim, wealthy machine made of just the plump ripe sellers. Millions (no longer hundreds of thousands) of sales will now cover the increasing overheads at these labels, overheads increased through ludicrous executive bonus payouts, inflated expense accounts and the quest for the Porsche. The artist is put to work harder and faster to feed the machine.

VivendiUniversalSonyAOLTimeEmiWarnerBMG, all represent a basket of share dividends to holders who are quick to move on when the take is slow. Oasis Brand may be less appealing than Heinz Beans right now

After a 7 year lay off I recently released NakedSelf, an album that is generally considered one of my best, to some of the best reviews I've ever had (check the website). I've also been on tour since November 1999, selling out shows by word of mouth across Europe and America to fantastic audience response. Yet, with their utter dependence on the radio, the reaction from Interscope/Universal has been destructive and negative in the extreme. The good ship TheThe is abandoned as soon as the fear of no-play takes hold.

Why should they think of an alternative when they can can swiftly move on to the next act on the plank (step forward Beck, whoops! step forward Nine Inch Nails..oh dear, No Doubt..Ouch! Chris Cornell....?) One act after another has fallen into the ocean. The lights are on but nobody's home, like the Marie Celeste.

THERE'S NO POINT IN ASKING, YOU GET NO REPLY
Seagrams use the same machine to bottle drinks and music, and the conglomerate's sheer incompetence beggars belief. To list all the cock ups that have utterly undermined and ruined the release of NakedSelf would take all day. Suffice to say it has been the most disastrous episode of my entire career.

The Seagrams takeover and subsequent merger of Universal and PolyGram was very traumatic, not only for many artists on the label but also for many of the employees, often hard working people who entered the business for all the right reasons. Though most are afraid to admit it publicly, morale is now very, very low in the Music Biz (at least 6 people I've worked closely with on my album have walked out on the company, and I know of several more who are planning to follow soon)

THE REAL QUESTION
Is this really just sheer incompetence or is it willful neglect? Ssince Interscope/Universal can, after all, be very aggressive and successful with a certain type of popular music, it begs the question: is it really the fact that, in order to pay for that preposterous merger, Seagrams had to promise cutbacks rather than investments? Or was an executive decision taken, in fact, to back only the potentially instant commercial hits that are palatable to corporate radio stations, and 'neglect' the artists who don’t fit the bland bill?

SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
Even more than piracy I loathe the censorship (now by apathy and neglect) of which increasing numbers of artists are becoming victims. They just cannot get their music heard through the traditional channels.

Universal/Interscope's incapability or unwillingness (or both) to distribute and promote my album properly, and their refusal to give it back to me, have forced me to consider alternative ways of reaching my audience.

By making NakedSelf freely available to download, I hope more people (including the bulk of my regular audience) will finally get the chance to hear it, and so hopefully support me by purchasing it, and future releases.

Ironically, I've been widely quoted in recent months regarding my opposition to Napster. Musicians and songwriters, as with other professions, have dedicated their lives to their art and craft, but now face a situation where people are stealing their work and passing it around the world for free. No one who’s done a hard day’s work for a day’s pay would expect others to work for free, why should musicians?

But, on the other hand, the general public just wouldn't believe how unfair most record company contracts really are. Most artists with more than a couple of years experience now grimly accept that the industry's run on principles of institutionalised corruption. The artist pays for everything, yet owns nothing, and, merely to receive accurate royalties, must send in a team of auditors every few years - at massive cost. The record company position is: if you want your money, come find it. If you can afford to look for it, you’ve obviously earned us so much we can afford to let you have somee.

THE ONLY THING THAT STAYS THE SAME IS CHANGE
As a teenager I was turned down at least three times by every indie and major label in the UK before finally securing a recording contract; in the meantime I’d started producing and selling my own cassettes at the various gigs I attended. It was a liberating and empowering experience which taught me how to stay positive in the face of apathy. When you get knocked to the floor you have a choice, you can curl up and die, or you can climb back on your feet and fight. info music tracks

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//YOU UPGRADE. august 1. 2000.

---NEWS FLASH--- SEPTEMBER 2000 - MEGATRIPOLIS, the Dance Department of the Parallel YOUniversity, will DEFINITELY be staging a series of all-night weekly club/rave/gatherings in London around the general theme of World Rave Culture Influences

The first, which will blast off around mid-september, will be: * The Neo-Ancient Underground Spiritual Alchemical Sexual Sects & Revolutionary Shamanic Movements of Britain, with latest reports on Templars, Freemasons, Chemists and Alchemists, Sorcerors, Romanies, Witches, Troubadors, Ranters and, yes, Ravers!!

SPIN DOCTOR POLICY: 'IN DEEP AND DANCE" - deeeepest house & spirit-rousing trance + theatre and table tennis.

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SECOND SUMMER OF LOVE IN AMERICA SHAMANIC RAVE CULTURE TAKES OFF AT LAST!

America, after doggedly but hopelessly resisting the rave wave for almost a decade, is finally going through its own Rave Summer of Love. And, like Britain, all social classes are involved.

ADVANCING FROM BOTH COASTS INTO THE VERY BELLY OF THE DINOSAUR CULTURE

"Ecstasy is sweeping through our society" says Gary Murray of the recently established Customs Ecstasy Task Force. "When it was crack you could say 'These people are doing it here, and these people aren't.' You can't do that with Ecstasy now. Everybody's doing it!"

Like any cultural meme, the trend has spread from the large coastal raves where it's been slowly growing since its arrival from Britain in the early '90s, and has now become a national urban and suburban phenomenon. Although E-taking remains somewhat split from raving itself, which is also expanding massively, and though the average American is still more likely to get into rave music long before he even discovers there are such things as raves, that's the effect of American capitalism's rigid segmentation of 'markets' which is now seriously breaking down.

"Whereas the UK thing was a simultaneous double-revelation - of getting into the drug and the music, and the interaction between them, the opposite is now true in the USA" says Simon Reynolds, author of Generation Ecstasy. The range of fave drugs are ecstasy, acid, ketamine, guarana and GHB. Showing how deeply influenced by British Rave Culture the whole scene is, e-tablets come in the form of doves, yin yan symbols, some with the Nike symbol or Buddhas on them. DEA estimates of 2 million e-tabs entering the country each week carefully ignores the equally large quantities of home-made product.

Recently, Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano, former hit man for New York underworld boss John Gotti, was charged in Arizona with financing a ring that sold 25,000 caps a week, and New York police simultaneously arrested a gang of Israelis who were selling 10,000 hits a week there.

"MILLIONS MIGHT DIE, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, BEWARE OF HUGGING"

Needless to say, the media is selling all the papers it can sell with the usual "DRUG PANIC"s aimed at America's ex-hippy parents. "The media, which is our parents, are terrified because they don't understand it, but the fact is you can get drugs everywhere" said Justin, a 19 year old 'veteran' in a downtown Albuquerque warehouse rave this month.

VOTING WITH THEIR FEET!

Raves are now held regularly in every biggish town in every state across the USA. Some are like the vast "acid house parties" in fields of the UK Rave Scene in the late '80s. One sure sign of the young culture's vitality and spread is that early 'veterans' are now being quoted reminiscing of "the good old days" when raving was still a secret scene. "Raves used to be underground and illegal, but now it's been spoiled by a lot more business people getting involved" said Amanda, 17, from Los Alamos.

Amanda can't be expected to realise yet, of course, that Rave Culture is changing the world in the most positive way imaginable and I, for one, have been predicting since the '80s that its coming dominance is probably the most promising mass movement for change on the entire planet.

Even rappers (thank goddess!) are starting to surrender their resistance to the drug and the rave scene, just as happened in the UK and Europe some years ago. "If it's good, I'll take six in an evening" a 44 year old movie executive confesses to this month's New York Magazine.

Warned for years by rave activists but finally caught off guard, the authorities of the old Police State are quickly raising penalties. At rave parties public information organisations test drugs for adulteration and warn of dangerous brands. "We're at the point now with ecstasy that we were with cocaine in the Seventies" says New York senator Roy Goodman, "It's being passed out like mints by people who have no idea of its side effects".

While that is partly true (though millions have now been consuming such drugs for years) do we understand Prozac and the vast majority of legalised drugs any better? And are the official, legally approved anti-depressants, sold for such gigantic profits by the medical establishment, as safe or effective as Ecstasy? And do they simply stupefy the consumer, rather than opening his eyes to the world around him and giving him some inspiration to do something about it?

Obviously, after spending millions of your tax monies, governments are being faced with this fact: the people will make their own decisions.

fraser. july 2000.
(info from a report by Edward Helmore)

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DALAI LAMA "DHARAMSALA IS NOW PLASTERED WITH COPIES OF YOUR DALAI LAMA PROTEST LETTER FOR PERUSAL BY EVERY ONE HERE."
CHARLOTTE

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AUGUST 5TH WEEKEND California.

Integral Gathering 3rd Anniversary celebration - already shaping up to be a phenomenal celebration of being together for 3 years! Begin sending in your RSVPs, as the final information will be sent via e-mail to those who respond. If you know of anybody who would like to be added to this information list, please have them contact me directly at zenbaba@hotmail.com.

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OCT 14th Anarchist Bookfair, Conway Hall, London. Red Lion Sq, London E1. info: (anarchist.bookfair@virgin.net)

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INTERNATIONAL DRIVER'S LICENCE National governments ain't going to tell you (big bucks and status involved, see!) but, under the UN Convention on International Road Traffic of September 19, 1949 & World Court Decision, The Hague, Netherlands, January 21, 1958) you have the right to drive freely throughout the world. For info on how to order a valid International Driver's License that can never be suspended or revoked contact anne at (kifi75@concordia.com.ar)

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DANCING BEARS Gipsies in Bulgaria are still allowed to enslave and torture bears in the barbaric practice of "dancing bears", outlawed in England two centuries ago. For more info (how to help etc) check Liberty's website at http://www.wspa.org.uk/libearty/lib1-1.html

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The thought manifests as the word,
The word manifests as the deed,
The deed develops into habit,
And habit hardens into character.
So watch the thought and its ways with care,
And let it spring from love
Born from concern for all beings.

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//YOU UPGRADE. july 24. 2000.

LOOKING FOR THE FRONT LINE?
by fraser clark. july 24 2000 (also re-printed in Apple Bomb Bubble Gum mag)

I get around 500 emails a week at the Parallel YOUniversity’s site. An increasing number are requests to add a particular campaign or issue to the //YOU UPGRADE of news and views which we’broadcast’ weekly on our HipList. The UPGRADE is usually around the length of this article, people read it in ten minutes and take whatever action they think appropriate. If we “broadcasted” all these campaigns, the UPGRADE would be 20 pages long - and boring.

So my question is this: “In a world increasingly accelerating and interconnecting, how do we discriminate between central issues which lead to lesser issues being dealt with down the line, and peripheral issues which leave the structure unchanged?”

THIS WAY TO SAVING THE WORLD

ARE YOU ‘browsing’ the global spiritual/political marketplace, knowing there’s some kind of Great Breakthrough going on, and looking for the Front Line? Do you constantly find yourself being bombarded by appeals to join campaigns, posses and movements without knowing which has the greatest claim to your increasingly limited time/energy?

We all sense that some kind of End Game has begun between the Second and the Third Millennia. But, amidst the flash and commotion, and so many bushfires, how is a well-meaning soul to find their way to the true Front Line?

A clue lies in a recent, amazing on-line phenomenon which practically swamped our e-switchboard and, so far as I can trace it, most of the ‘alternative modems’ in Britain. It was the SAVE THE BRAZILIAN RAINFOREST campaign. The chain had started in Brazil, then made its way to Wales, and had then hit London and gone Big Time. I’ll come back to the reason why Britain appears to have played such a big part, as opposed to the USA.

Now, I see this cauldron of ‘movements’, often about localised or specialised ‘good causes,’ as benign cultural viruses. But the colossal number of forwarded copies of this one demonstrated clearly that it had fired up just about everybody - or scared them shitless. An indisputably Front Line issue!

It said, amongst other things: “The Brazilian Congress is now voting on a project that will reduce the Amazon forest to 50% of its present size, be mainly used for agriculture and pastures for livestock... All the wood is will be sold in the form of woodchips, by multinational companies.. 160.000 square kilometersalready deforested with the same purpose are abandoned and in the process of becoming deserts. We cannot let this happen!”

SAVE THE WORLD IF YOU WANT BUT DON’T INVADE MY SPACE

Let’s return to the fact that this benevolent email virus jumped straight from Brazil (local) to Britain (global). In 1995, while I was based in San Francisco during the Zippy Tour To US, I witnessed the birth of the internet community, and observed a growing “netiquette” which jealously protected its citizens from the uninvited intrusions of others - “spamming ” (sending copies to hundreds of people).was rude, tabu.

Returning, however, to the capital of Rave Culture (London), I soon realised that this won’t be Europe’s way. Americans are pathologically fixated on their beloved ‘individualism’. Here we emphasise ‘community’. That’s why Rave Culture was born and is and will always be way ahead here. :-)

So I started blasting out our HipList early on, and now it is seen as a popular medium through which to ‘broadcast’ to 12,000 carefully selected/recommended hipsters.

So I started blasting out our HipList early on, and over this past year so many British outfits seem to have come to the same conclusion that they now forward us their campaigns and club announcements in the hope that we’ll ‘publish’ or ‘broadcast’ them to our 12,000 carefully selected/recommended hipsters. This is Europe’s way, we try to affect each other, which is why the RAINFOREST campaign really took off here.

PRIORITISING MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU’RE PERIPHERAL

This week alone I’ve rejected campaigns against petrol tax, for Women’s’ Rights in Afghanistan, against the Turkey Dam, for several persecuted religious minorities, and against the barring of the Dalai Lama from the UN World Religions Conference where he was seen as a potential embarrassment to China (this could be my next one).

But the BRAZILIAN RAINFOREST campaign mushroomed into the most popular campaign this far in, and felt historical in some way. Therefore I was not surprised (but fabulously delighted) when word reached us that the campaign had worked! Here’s what I emailed out that very night:

“Following a flood of email and faxed protests, President Henrique Cardoso and other leaders have pledged to veto the draft law which would have reduced the ‘Reserve Area’ of the Amazon rainforest from 80 to 50 percent of its present total. Faced with the threat of a presidential veto and widespread opposition from environmentalists, the proposed change was killed before it could come to the House floor.

This marks the first time the Brazilian environmental movement has prevailed over the ranchers' and large landowners' congressional caucus. So, your planet thanks you for your help!!!! :-) Onwards to help the Living Planet Goddess in so many other ways!!!

It was a Front Line Victory over the Old Order which may eventually be looked on as a truly historic breakthrough, the first victory of an ultimate form of peoplepower. Clinton’s former spin doctor Bill Morris predicts that this kind of “direct democracy” is replacing the present (and failing) “representative democracy” . The BBC News this week described Tony Blair as having received 200,000 email demands to ‘act’ on World Debt.

There’s a Huge Change going on all around us. In one sense the Front Line is extending itself to our fingertips so that more and more of us can become digital participants without going anywhere near a polling booth or a demo. In another sense, as individual souls, may intelligence love, discrimination and listening to others save us from the periphery.

See you on the Front Line, OK?! :-)

fraser clark. july. 2000.

Full story: (http://ens.lycos.com/ens/may2000/2000L-05-18-03.html)

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MEGATRIPOLIS, the Dance Department of the Parallel YOUniversity, is planning a season of all-nite weekly clubs over the late summer. designed around a theme which will present and celebrate the various 'movements' within Dance Culture - Rainbow Community (Tipi Valley & Sunbird), Political Activism, Ancient Wisdom (Buddhafield), Eco/Pagan/Goddess, Sex & Drugs etc. Watch this space for details, or phone ParaYOU's info number: 09066-800069

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BIG ISSUE MAGAZINE, June 26, 2000: "Fraser Clark's unique vehicle for hedonistic clubbing and head travel is back! Megatripolis, the original amalgam of festival ethics and rave culture, has returned. Under the banner of 'edutainment', Clark brings together the usual suspects, including The Future Perfect Campus for extraterrestrial dancefloor activity, The Lab with its tech-house atomic splicing, The Old School with funked-up nu-disco sensibilities and The Trance Department for spiritual trance and skippy hardhouse. At breaktime, enter the Deep Comfort Zone to stroll through the techno-zippy installations, or power up in the organic cafe/smart bar. Welcome back, all is forgivable!"

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Meanwhile, here's an update, hot from the Hopi Indian elders, of where we are at in the Moment:

"You have been telling the people that this is the Eleventh Hour. Now return and tell them the Hour has come, and they must now consider:

- where are you living?
- what are you doing?
- what are your relationships? are they right relationships?
- where is your water?

Know your Garden.
It is time to speak your Truth.
Create your community.
Be good to each other.
Do not look outside yourself for the Leader.
This could be a good time!

The River now flows very fast, so great and swift that some will be afraid, and will suffer much. Know that the River has a destination. We must now let go of the shore, push off into the middle, keeping our eyes open and our heads above water. And see who is there with you, and celebrate! At this point in our history, we must take nothing personally, least of all ourselves. For, in the instant we do, our spiritual journey comes to a halt. The Lone Wolf’s time is over. Gather yourselves! All we do must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration.
FOR WE ARE THE ONES WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR."

Orabi. Arizona. Hopi Nation elders. 2000.

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And to help us through the summer:

22 July Pendragon @ Brixton Fridge + DJ Dag, Jace - Fausto

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23/24th July PARIS ReMembering Oscar - an unofficial repair of the vandalised statue of Oscar Wilde with a specially made sterling silver codpiece.
Pere Le Chay Cemetery (check spelling, same place as Jim Morrison's grave)

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Tuesday July 25th Day Out Of Time Day - global visualisation of a rainbow ring around the planet. Participants from as far apart as the North pole and Australia will join together in a telepathy experiment to visualise a Rainbow Ring around the planet from North to South Pole. UK events include a gathering at Glastonbury Tor.

The Day Out Of Time is an annual worldwide event by users of the 'World 13 Moon Peace Calendar' which divides the year into 13 'Moons' of 28 days each - with one extra day at the end of the Year: the Day-Out-Of-Time.

Followers claim it’s a more Globally accurate time standard than the Gregorian Calendar currently used, and that changing our time would allow a more balanced planetary culture to evolve, without the current Northern imbalance.

The Day Out Of Time is a day on which debts are forgiven and the previous year celebrated.
Green Angels - 0207-403-5965 or Planetary Art Network Of Avalon - 01458-831250 Global web site: www.tortuga.com>

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THE EMAIL CAMPAIGN SAVED THE RAINFOREST!!!

NOW PLEASE SIGN THE RAINFOREST SITE PETITION to be delivered to the United Nations Commission on Sustainable Development this Fall 2000, urging the UN to enforce the international community's political and legal commitments to protect the rainforests.

Just click on the link below to sign up, and pass this e-mail along to all of your friends & allies:

http://www.therainforestsite.com/rbt/TRSPetition/r061322

REMEMBER: ULTIMATELY THERE’S ONLY ONE SIDE AND WE’RE ALL ON IT.

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NETIQUETTE CORRECTION DO NOT ask to be deleted by mass spam operations as we advised last week. Most mass-mailer bots/scripts use any response you give as verification of an active address. Thus, any kind of response may result in your e-mail being passed on as a PROVEN active address, thus resulting in even more spam!

The best way to deal with it is to press the ‘bin-it' button and forget about it :) Takes 2.5 nanosecs.

If the spam gets too much, visit the site the spam is advertising and try and locate the web-masters e-mail, then try the nice approach before reporting the site to the relevant authorities.

The threatening approach we recommended is counter-indicated as the people who run these ‘evil’ schemes generally know a hell of a lot more about the net and ways to screw up peoples’ accounts and will punch back twice as hard!!!! You have been warned :)

Sorry for the wrong advice - which is also how we all must learn.

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