* apologise directly, people to people, for all the injustices that have been perpetrated in our name (and to our material benefit) against the Arabs and Muslims (and all other races and civilisations) since as far back as the Crusades, and continuing today.
while using our tax money and keeping us (and most of you too) in ignorance, our governments have "stabilised" the price of oil at an unfairly low level by installing corrupt, western-conditioned, sheikhdoms over your peoples, backed by a military threat, only public for all to see when somebody is brave enough to stand against it, as in the current attack on Iraq

* admit and accept that, had the price of oil been set, since the Second World War, at its true market value (as our rulers profess to believe in) the Arab world would now be as developed as ours

* beg only that you, in your noble patience, and in the interests of peace on our multicultural planet, allow us till the year 2000 to correct all injustices against you

for which boon we hereby pledge ourselves to

* work tirelessly to inform and persuade all our fellow citizens to smoothly, freely and democratically purify and reform our Evil Empire, and so begin to undo the Sins of our Fathers

* put aside all thought of "national interests" and learn to live with less - so becoming kinder, fairer and more nature-based global citizens worthy to share this beautiful planet with all our brothers and sisters